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Your mate is a fool - it's dinner. Tea is a drink. I'm making a very bad joke before people get arsey

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Hot meal in the evening about 7pm, i call it dinner.

My mate calls it tea.

I would only call it tea if i had had a hot meal lunchtime and the tea would be a light snack.(yeah right)

Im so confused,i need this resolved before supper!

to most students it's a late breakfast

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Depends.

Some people have dinner then tea, some people have lunch then dinner. Think it depends on where you're from and how posh you are :P

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Who thinks up baby/ toddler tv progammes?

I would like to spend a weekend partying with them

Andrew Davenport's your man... He's behind Tots TV, Teletubbies and In the Night Garden...!

The man is a LEGEND!! :worship:

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i dunno , Why don't you get jokes on lollysticks anymore?

Why did the chicken cross the road....?

(Let you creative side out FoxesTalkers!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road....?

(Let you creative side out FoxesTalkers!)

it didn't, it got ran down by colonel sanders half way through (where did you think kfc get the chicken from?)

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Why is it, that when you put wires next to each other or on top of each other, and return a while later, they have somehow tangled themselves up?

Apparently there's a way of wrapping your head phones so they won't tangle. L

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Apparently there's a way of wrapping your head phones so they won't tangle. L

Don't believe it. That's like trying to straighten your pubes...

Oops. :blush:

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Why do people say things like..

"Going out at the weekend for Sambuccas...drunk much??"

"Fell over earlier at work..embarrassed much?!"

...and do they have friends and that?

What does 'Gallagher is the best technical player' actually mean?

Haha!! Funny much??

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Thankyou for your question Mikey T.The reason your poo turns brown is due to the wall lining secretion when mixed with air and water.

My turn.Why do you not see any white dog crap like the good old days(apart from leeds utd,of course)

because the companies that manufacture dog food,were banned from adding chalk,to bulk up there product.

I believe it's due to dogs not eating bones like they used to in the 70s.

The disappearence of white dog poo is down to what dogs eat these days.

White **** is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the crap are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind.

Historically, before BSE came along, butchers used to dish out bones for dogs to munch on.

But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. This all got the lid shoved on it due to the BSE crisis. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.

:thumbup:

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Why did Nestlé change the shape of Smartie tubes, and more imortnatly why did they do away with the collectable plastic lids that used to have a letter of the alphabet on them :dunno:

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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When will a week go past when someone doesn't start a stupid topic on foxestalk about which superstar we are going to sign next?

That's never going to happen.

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