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Posted
1 minute ago, srbfox said:

So the wife tells me she loves me but is not in love with me.

 

Being a normal bloke I have absolutely no idea what she means by this....any help?

 

 

 

It's like, you love your mother but you don't want to shag her.*

 

*disclaimer: I know nothing about what makes women tick.

Posted
6 minutes ago, srbfox said:

Cheers @Buce fecking nut jobs the lot of um. 

 

Just gonna stick it out and hope she stops watching the kardashians sometime soon. 

 

A different species, mate.

 

I gave up trying to understand them years ago.

Posted
1 hour ago, srbfox said:

So the wife tells me she loves me but is not in love with me.

 

Being a normal bloke I have absolutely no idea what she means by this....any help?

 

 

She finds you unattractive and wants another man

Posted
9 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

She finds you unattractive and wants another man

Very tactful!

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Posted
1 hour ago, srbfox said:

Cheers @Buce fecking nut jobs the lot of um. 

 

Just gonna stick it out and hope she stops watching the kardashians sometime soon. 

 

Not meaning to pry but has anything changed recently to make her feel differently about you? Hope it all works out anyway!

Posted
26 minutes ago, Nalis said:

 

Not meaning to pry but has anything changed recently to make her feel differently about you? Hope it all works out anyway!

If you notice her getting dressed up more than normal and changing her routine then Izzy is clearly knocking up your missus as singh has mentioned. In that case plot your escape and how you are going to walk away with all of the money :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

If you notice her getting dressed up more than normal and changing her routine then Izzy is clearly knocking up your missus as singh has mentioned. In that case plot your escape and how you are going to walk away with all of the money :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is Izzy stealing my missus too? Just being greedy nowlol

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Posted

I don't like cooked porridge but I do quite like raw rolled oats with cold milk.

I was wondering what, if any, is the difference in nutritional value. 

Anyone know?

 

Posted
14 hours ago, srbfox said:

So the wife tells me she loves me but is not in love with me.

 

Being a normal bloke I have absolutely no idea what she means by this....any help?

 

 

She's having an affair.

Posted
17 hours ago, srbfox said:

So the wife tells me she loves me but is not in love with me.

 

Being a normal bloke I have absolutely no idea what she means by this....any help?

 

 

 

At the obvious risk of triggering endless foxes talk piss taking:

 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7918976

 

Start satisfying her relationship needs and have her associate you more with all those positive hormones. Make more time for physical intimacy, practice romance, etc. 

 

It takes her willingness to buy in, obviously. 

Posted
20 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Oh well, Sugar Puffs it is. then.

 

Have you tried mixing something into your porridge for flavour?

 

I put peanut butter in mine.

Posted
2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Have you tried mixing something into your porridge for flavour?

 

I put peanut butter in mine.

I'll give that a go as I like peanut butter sarnies. I've tried fruit but that doesn't seem to hit the spot as it gets warm. I can imagine warm peanut butter or maple syrup might be yum.

Posted
2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Have you tried mixing something into your porridge for flavour?

 

I put peanut butter in mine.

''Natural Harvest''  ??    check out the recipe book. The wife never complains.................................................... she's unaware mind you ...........

Posted
29 minutes ago, woznotwos said:

''Natural Harvest''  ??    check out the recipe book. The wife never complains.................................................... she's unaware mind you ...........

 

I had to Google that. :blink:

 

You are a sick, sick man.

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Posted
On 22/09/2017 at 19:54, woznotwos said:

''Natural Harvest''  ??    check out the recipe book. The wife never complains.................................................... she's unaware mind you ...........

 

Haha I had to it Google it too

 

Cant believe thats a thing, love some of the reviews online of the book....

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