101 uses for a White Dee.

[Mike Oxlong]

Ornamental Garden Gnome

[Alf Bentley]

Replacement for Andy Reid

[RobHawk]

Addition to the MattP meets people thread! (anyone?)

[Webbo]

As a tutor on ''From ladette to lady''.

[One Legged Beaver]

A model in the FHM calender 2015 

[cambridgefox]

Sea defence in Devon and Cornwall .

[hairy]

Object of mockery

[lavrentis]

Cigarette supplier?

[rico]

Flood barrier

[lavrentis]

Excuse generator

[Captain...]

Distraction from real problems.

[GLC]

Inspirational Speaker

[DennisNedry]

Flotation device.

[RobHawk]

Sinker of the titanic!

[ADK]

A shit topic on an internet forum.

[ozleicester]

Scapegoat

[bovril]

Manager of Leeds.

[cambridgefox]

Scapegoat

Schoolboy error,everybody knows it's escaped goat!

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Decoy whale

[Finnegan]

Flood barrier

!!!!

[bovril]

Harry Redknapp stunt double.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Flood barrier

lol

[Guest MattP]

Part Time Blimp.

 

Labour MP

[DennisNedry]

Cum dumpster for any chav that wants a bit.

[RobHawk]

the solution to world hunger!