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I don't know - Gary is totally happy making a bit of a fool of himself so I'm sure he'd be up for it - whether the BBC would let him get away with it is another matter entirely. Although wasn't there a cup match against Blackburn a few years back where they claimed they were neutral, then the camera panned back to reveal the studio draped in Leicester City flags?

He should pose in front of an enormous Walkers Crisp Packet, open it, steps inside, comes out dressed in full city kit,

Quoting, 'no matter what the taste, you always come out a winner'

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Thought there'd be a bit more than that.

You'd have thought he'd at least windmill in Savage's face shouting "take that you badge kissing cvnt".

 

But he's a classy guy so he took the boring route.

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Savage with a big grin, he can do one if he thinks he's climbing on the band wagon!

 

he had double seven today in the national because double seven is 14 and that number means a lot to him because it was the number he was given when he joined our club and we mean a lot to him or something apparently. 

 

kissing the badge against us and continually saying he prefers derby to us makes me wonder, though.

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he had double seven today in the national because double seven is 14 and that number means a lot to him because it was the number he was given when he joined our club and we mean a lot to him or something apparently. 

 

kissing the badge against us and continually saying he prefers derby to us makes me wonder, though.

 

Can't tell if your being sarcy or actually trying to defend lol but if you can't see why Robbie Savage is showing an interest now for the first time since he was sold your not a very good judge of character.

 

He can get fuked.

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Can't tell if your being sarcy or actually trying to defend lol but if you can't see why Robbie Savage is showing an interest now for the first time since he was sold your not a very good judge of character.

He can get fuked.

Did you read the rest of the post? :P
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Can't tell if your being sarcy or actually trying to defend lol but if you can't see why Robbie Savage is showing an interest now for the first time since he was sold your not a very good judge of character.

 

He can get fuked.

 

haha nah i was agreeing with your point that he can do one, obviously on twitter, his job at william hill and every time he's on bbc in the past 2 months or so he's getting in mentions that he used to play for us and is a big fan of ours etc now we're good. 

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Interesting fact, sir Gary shat himself in an England game, then wiped his arse, like a dog, on the grass. If you don't believe me google it there is a YouTube video of it.

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Interesting fact, sir Gary shat himself in an England game, then wiped his arse, like a dog, on the grass. If you don't believe me google it there is a YouTube video of it.

 

I didnt believe this.. and stupidly went and googled...  :whistle:

 

Some 20 years after the event, Gary Lineker has seen fit to announce - in an interview with the BBC, his employers, to mark the occasion of his 50th birthday - that he did a poo on the pitch during a World Cup game against Republic of Ireland at Italia '90watch.png .

That he had stomach cramps during the game was widely reported at the time, but the press missed the full ramifications of the incident.

"Unless you know, you wouldn't know," Lineker said. "I tried to tackle someone, stretched and relaxed myself and erm ... "

He then spent a considerable amount of time trying to wipe his effluent on the pitch while 'washing' his hands on the grass. "I was very fortunate that it rained that night," he added.

The match report in the Daily Express seemed close to uncovering the facts of the case - "trying to get through was like trying to unblock a clogged drain, and the supply to Lineker was more like a drip than a flood" - while the striker said he "never found so much space after that in my life".

Perhaps the incident was still on his mind during the post-match interview, when asked for his thoughts on Ireland's performance. "Not pretty to watch, but certainly effective," he said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1QABw5v_w

 

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I had to take a shit 8 miles into the London marathon one year so I squatted by some biffa bins surrounded by tower blocks. I wiped my arse on the arm of a dumped settee in pretty much the same fashion.

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