The Tinder Thread

[Langston]

Probably not. I'll probably die from wanking too much before you win a game.

 

The irony...

[ScouseFox]

I've decided not to follow up on that girl I got the number from, she is a bit too young for me and she has a lot of personal issues in her life at the minute.

I've just been open and honest saying I can't see us being more than friends. I feel like a dick for flirting with her but I've learned stuff about her thats put me off really.

Surely I'm right not to lead her on?

Lead her on mate.

She is 18.

Her daughter died 4 years ago.

Erm yeah abandon ship. 

Edited 26 May 2016 by ScouseFox

[General Smuts]

Hi all,

Don't post anymore but thought I'd make an appearance to show you how I completed Tinder last night. 100% real, mutual friends, from Derby. Couldn't have done it without you guys.

x

A real Paige turner. A round of applause from all the way here in St Albans.

[FireFox]

I wish this thread was as active as the Vardy thread. Would be much more entertaining.

[ScouseFox]

we aint sellin this for 20 mill i tell you that for free

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've found a girl in real life lads like I'm living in the 90s or something.

[Unabomber]

[Jattdogg]

Clearly she wants you to wedge your 9.5 inch steak into her sweet potato

[Sol thewall Bamba]

we aint sellin this for 20 mill i tell you that for free

Almost 3 times the amount of pages as the Vardy thread. Wenger, you meet the 60 mill release clause and the thread is yours lad.

[GaelicFox]

Forget tinder , this is gipsy style fixing a date

https://www.facebook.com/langerlaughs/videos/514660435356009/

[GaelicFox]

A real Paige turner. A round of applause from all the way here in St Albans.

Google Paige Turner Killergram

You won't be able to clap as your right hand will be busy

[Cheese]

?

[Webbo]

?

Some people like sweet potatos

[Carl the Llama]

Some people like sweet potatos

They shouldn't.

[Jattdogg]

?

If thats a 9.5 this chick has low standards. Score.

[kyleolly]

Just matched with a girl who likes bike riding so I asked if she'd like a go on my Raleigh chopper!

[Wymsey]

Just matched with a girl who likes bike riding so I asked if she'd like a go on my Raleigh chopper!

As long as it's long and smooth to ride on, sure she'll enjoy the experience.

[Unabomber]

Sounds like you'd enjoy it wymes tbh

[kyleolly]

As long as it's long and smooth to ride on, sure she'll enjoy the experience.

it's 30 years old but a well oiled machine

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

kyleolly and wymse a couple or nah

[casablancas]

Sack it off. I got the clap and not a round of applause. Apparently tasting the nectar of the sweet peach ain't all tha good for Ya.

Edited 4 July 2016 by casablancas

[srevell580]

Not sure if anyone on here reads Sick Chirpse but they do a weekly feature of Tinder convos. Anyways, this week's features a couple I'm sure are straight from this very thread:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/tinder-profiles-55/

[theessexfox]

Hahahahahah that is 100% Una

[ScouseFox]

hahahah loads of them are from this thread. we famous.

[Unabomber]

wtf 3 of those are me! haha they even nicked my comment "that's it mate smile"