The strangest thing you have seen Bernie do

[brisfox]

Up at Sunderland today, we got on the subject of Bernie. A couple of years ago I saw him in a very animated conversation with a lamppost on Raw Dykes Way. Can anybody beat that?

[TOMBlcfc]

Last saturday he was shouting at two young girls. They looked scared shitless [emoji23] He 'mentioned' that they were fit and 'told' them to sing a lot and enjoy themselves

[Guest seanfox778]

Saw him chase a lady on a push bike screaming "Bring on the Wigan!! Rarrgh!"

[Fox92]

I remember going to Grimsby away and he was shouting something like "I haven't got no bombs" when he was getting searched.

[Guest Sharpe's Fox]

Chucked out the half of my dad's pint that was left because he wanted the empty.

[foxfanazer]

Saw him shouting at a bus. Standard Bernie

[Webbo]

Some of the smells were more memorable than the sights.

[GLC]

Saw him shouting "Jamie Vardy's having a party" at a pigeon....

[Unabomber]

Saw him attach a mouse to a helium balloon and let it fly away.

[StanSP]

Be quiet for more than a couple of minutes.

[Guest Bilo]

I saw him walking down Granby Street one match day yelling ''UDDERSFIELD! AAAAAAAGH' EMMERDALE, YORKSHIRE PUDDING AAAAGH' at passers-by.

 

We were playing Coventry.

[Kitchandro]

Went to Scunthorpe away one year and when we got back to the coach he'd been asleep in it the whole match

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[FOXES-BROWNBOY]

2 seasons ago, we had just played Huddersfield away in the FA cup and drew 1-1 (at the time we were top of champ) , on the train back he came up to me and said "next season that top (points at my leicester top) will be worth more when we are playing at geordie land, anfield, old trafford"

[Charl91]

Shouting about Mars Bars on the Skylink to Loughborough.

[bluesbrothers]

Bernie has always had a fondness for Huddersfield. We were on the coach with him away last year, and he thought we were off to a Super League game.

 

"Who are Uddersfield? The home of Rugby league! AAAARRRRGH!"

[Stadt]

Shouting "ARRGHGGH **** OFF!!" At the Watford mascot when we drew 3-3

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Half time at Sheffield Wednesday in 2010, City losing 1-0 and having lost Chris Weale, things got so grim a load of our fans decided to flout the smoking ban in the concourse and toilets. Bernie, upon entering the smoke-filled bogs, remarked "It's like Tesco's in here."

 

Work that one out.

[ozleicester]

After the mandatory "WARRRRRNARRRKKKKS A CVVVNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT" He turned to my cousin sitting next to him and quietly said, its alright love, i wont hurt you. 

[howlinmadmurfdoc]

I've got a video on my phone of him reading the departures board at St Margaret's while arguing with himself. He also once told me and a friend that Keith Weller gave him his shirt in the 70s and he's never took it off.

[lavrentis]

How does he even afford all the matches ?

 

He looks like he lives on the streets

[Unabomber]

How does he even afford all the matches ?

 

He looks like he lives on the streets

He was a normal height and then cos he got well short he won shit loads of cash from the government mate.

[howlinmadmurfdoc]

How does he even afford all the matches ?

He looks like he lives on the streets

He lives in some flats near my grandad in Loughborough.

[VLC86]

He lives in some flats near my grandad in Loughborough.

Some flats? Is he bloody rich and just mugging us all off? What a bugger!

[AyewJoking]

Some flats? Is he bloody rich and just mugging us all off? What a bugger!

  

some flats means his neighbours got fed up of the smell and the noise so moved out.

 

bernie cant remember where he lives so just sleeps in any of them.

[tom27111]

I was once unfortunate enough to be pissing in one of the urinals in the kop at Filbert Street, when Bernie stood next to me.

 

He was shouting something, I don't remember what it was because I was too busy trying to avoid his stream of piss that was mainly going down my left leg.

 

Bernie is a c**t.