Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 Hmm... hang on a second... was the dog trying to access its offshore bank account?
dayday Posted 1 July 2015 Author Posted 1 July 2015 What position were you in when the dog jumped on you? I'm on the settee posting from my I phone,dog jumped up on me.
foxfanazer Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 Made me laugh so much that i will remember this as national dayday day
Mike Oxlong Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 My dog jumped on me is an all time top excuse. I'm going to use it as an excuse for everything. Mrs O - why didn't you empty the dishwasher Me - the dog jumped on me Mrs O - but we don't have a fukkin dog ....... And then there'll be just a confused look on her face.
promised land Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 Does Fanny still caddy for Nick Faldo? Noooo, she went with a Scandinavian after him I'm sure. My monies on Arnold Palmer this year. Best golf tournament going, knocks the masters into the rough.
Bagworthblue Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 - this is the best **** up thread ever! Fvckin ell , it's hot . aint it just!
deejdeej Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 Ain't really into golf but that Sammy Mcllroy can certainly swing a bat.
Lesta Legend Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 I bet your dog 'ate' your home work a few times during your school years. Made me laugh though, some right depressing stuff on here at the mo. Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk
gerrytaggart Posted 2 July 2015 Posted 2 July 2015 I hope this thread reaches a respectable number of pages.
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