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Lad who sits behind me at the King Power (season ticket holder) comes out with some of the daftest things.

 

I always have at least 1 chuckle to myself every game with some of his observations.

 

Against Arsenal you could see Kramaric was getting changed ready to come on. Lad turns to the woman next to him (i assume his mum) 'Is that Ulloa coming on?'

 

EHHHHHHHH???

 

Lets look at the facts. For a start Kramaric is white, this should be a clear indication that its not Ulloa. Also Ulloa had been on the pitch for 10 minutes before Kramaric came on lol

 

This isnt a child either. Quite clearly an adult.

 

So does anyone else sit near someone who comes out with funny comments whether it be at the football or at work etc?

Posted

Lad who sits behind me at the King Power (season ticket holder) comes out with some of the daftest things.

 

I always have at least 1 chuckle to myself every game with some of his observations.

 

Against Arsenal you could see Kramaric was getting changed ready to come on. Lad turns to the woman next to him (i assume his mum) 'Is that Ulloa coming on?'

 

EHHHHHHHH???

 

Lets look at the facts. For a start Kramaric is white, this should be a clear indication that its not Ulloa. Also Ulloa had been on the pitch for 10 minutes before Kramaric came on lol

 

This isnt a child either. Quite clearly an adult.

 

So does anyone else sit near someone who comes out with funny comments whether it be at the football or at work etc?

 

Yeah some bloke near me thinks Ulloa isn't white.

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Yes yes yes !!!! The old bloke who blathers on tries to join in the songs but doesn't know the words (and smells a bit) .... But even worse the complete knob who sits a few rows back and talks ( no shouts at the top of his voice) utter shite !!!!!

Apart from that quite a good bunch ...... But the chap on my right likes to kiss people when we score .... Very suspect

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If he isn't a child and "Quite clearly an adult" and he's with someone who appears to be his mother maybe it could be someone with learning difficulties or had some trauma in his life?

 

 

Just a thought

Posted

There's a bloke behind me that does my ****ing nut.

He's not the thickest but he does come out with the odd irritating quip.

What annoys me more is just the shit he yells. Like he's at a Sunday league under ten's game. "NOT THERE ANTHONY!", "COME ON RIYAD!" and his favourite "WELL DONE JEFFREY!"

He's like a loud, middle class Thracian.

Oh and he starts talking passive aggressively loudly about anyone that has the nerve to leave before the final whistle. He's about fifty five, grow up for **** sakes.

I should stress I have no problem with people creating atmosphere or cheering the side on. I just find it cringeworthy and irritating when people start getting personal with players that can't hear them because it's not for the teams sakes and it's not for support its just attention seeking cvntishness.

Posted

If he isn't a child and "Quite clearly an adult" and he's with someone who appears to be his mother maybe it could be someone with learning difficulties or had some trauma in his life?

 

 

Just a thought

I did think this but there is nothing to suggest he has learning difficulties. Ive spoke to him a couple of times over the last couple of seasons and he is a sound guy just comes out with the odd daft thing.

 

I also have a work colleague who comes out with silly things. Every workplace has that 1 person who speaks before they think.

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The season ticket holder in front of me seems to have a problem with our best player every season, so far this season he has spent the majority of matches shouting at Mahrez  stuff like'pass you ****', 'get rid of the ball you arsehole' etc it's a interesting take on supporting.

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I'm sure I've  said some stupid things during all the years I've  been going and I'm  definitely an idiot at pronouncing players names not so many Gibsons  Walshs, String fellows and Wellers around these days. Certainly  gives my lad a few laughs.

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This probably isn't the case, but be mindful that this person could be disabled. Not all disabilities are obvious as I'm sure you're well aware.

Learning difficulties, Austism. Etc.

Like I say most likely not the case, he most like knows sod all about the team lol But I would keep the chuckles to yourself, just in case.

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This probably isn't the case, but be mindful that this person could be disabled. Not all disabilities are obvious as I'm sure you're well aware.

Learning difficulties, Austism. Etc.

Like I say most likely not the case, he could just have a lack of knowledge. But I would keep the chuckles to yourself, just in case.

lol

What a non point that is

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One chap on Saturday was bellowing at Schlupp to "take them on! run at the Jeff come on you lazy bastard!", when Jeff was on the wing facing up with about 4 Arsenal players with none of our lot around them. Blame it on the booze I guess. 

Posted

people who sit in SK3 must know the bloke who HATES time wasting! he is on his feet within 5 minutes of the game starting if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds to take a goal kick, sometimes the ball boy still has the ball and he is going off his nut about it!

Posted

I did think this but there is nothing to suggest he has learning difficulties. Ive spoke to him a couple of times over the last couple of seasons and he is a sound guy just comes out with the odd daft thing.

 

I also have a work colleague who comes out with silly things. Every workplace has that 1 person who speaks before they think.

 

 I reckon every workplace has one KC. lol.

 

 It reminded me of last night, I was listening to a brilliant interview with Brian Moore on TalkSport. They then brought on Sky Andrew. He was telling a story of when he was a GB table tennis player playing alongside Desmond Douglas back in the day who was just one of these people you describe apparently.

He said that one day they were sitting around chilling with some others when one of them mentioned a newspaper story that the price of a gallon of petrol had shot up again. To which he replied "It won't make a difference to me, I only spend £5 a time"

 

 He also said of when another player had just bought a water bed. When he went up to Desmond and told him Desmond looked bemused and asked Why? The guy said "What do you mean?" Desmond then asked, "Well how did you get it up the stairs?"

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lol

What a non point that is

Maybe in relation to this matter, but I thought I'd drop it in there considering this thread is clearly going to ignite further judging of people. So just asking people to have a think before they call someone out. Further down.

Like I say, it may be a bit overboard. But I've seen people laugh at people in public before who clearly have an illness and it isn't nice.

Perhaps it was the wrong place to post that and i've come across as a bit of a boring moral compass. But still think the point is important on a general level so won't delete.

Posted

people who sit in SK3 must know the bloke who HATES time wasting! he is on his feet within 5 minutes if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds to take a goal kick, sometimes the ball boy still has the ball and he is going off his nut about it!

He's on his feet within 5 minutes if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds?

 

 

Surely the games restarted most of the time?   :D  :D  :D

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The whole family behind me are morons. Genuinely I don't think they have a thought that they don't immediately have to express, and then the mother sits there swearing like a trooper and gets angry and wonders why when her kids do the same lol

Posted

I am always puzzled why some fans sit with headphones in the whole game. Seen a few of them around the stadium. Typically older people. What are they listening to? Stringer's commentary? Phil Collins' Greatest Hits?

Posted

people who sit in SK3 must know the bloke who HATES time wasting! he is on his feet within 5 minutes if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds to take a goal kick, sometimes the ball boy still has the ball and he is going off his nut about it!

 

He was the first person I thought of when I came to this thread lol. He sits well away from me as I'm on the tip of SK4 and near the top, but I still look for him as soon as their GK has a goal kick. He's up pointing at his watch every time. It's brilliant!

 

The lad behind me (maybe about 20/21) gets a bit over-excited if we're not doing very well but other than that there's no-one who pisses me off that much anymore. I did have a man in front of me for a few seasons who always had headphones in listening to the commentary and scores. As a result he lost all sense of his surroundings. On the last day v Doncaster his headphones told him Doncaster needed to score as we entered injury time to stay up. He was screaming "LET EM SCORE, LET EM SCORE." for most of this injury time. The looks he was getting were, let's say, not agreeable, but he kept on "COME ON LET EM SCORE."

 

When someone else sat in his seat on the opening day v Everton last season there was much delight from the people below him!

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I am always puzzled why some fans sit with headphones in the whole game. Seen a few of them around the stadium. Typically older people. What are they listening to? Stringer's commentary? Phil Collins' Greatest Hits?

A guy that used to sit behind me during the Megson era listened to the BBC Radio Leicester commentary every game. Then again though the anecdotes by the presenters would of been more enjoyable than Megson's wingbacks.

Posted

One chap on Saturday was bellowing at Schlupp to "take them on! run at the Jeff come on you lazy bastard!", when Jeff was on the wing facing up with about 4 Arsenal players with none of our lot around them. Blame it on the booze I guess. 

 

lol was that me?

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A guy that used to sit behind me during the Megson era listened to the BBC Radio Leicester commentary every game. Then again though the anecdotes by the presenters would of been more enjoyable than Megson's wingbacks.

"The Megson era". All 6 weeks of it?

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He's on his feet within 5 minutes if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds?

 

 

Surely the games restarted most of the time?   :D  :D  :D

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