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kingcarr21

Do you sit near an idiot?

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The guy and his wife who sit next to me were away at the weekend and so their son (I presume that's who he was) and his mate came along. They must have been well into their 20's but bust most of the game taking selfies together and sending it to their mates. They may not have had to pay for a ticket but why sit their playing on your phone for 90mins when there is live football in front of you, the mind boggles!

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There's a bloke behind me that does my ****ing nut.

He's not the thickest but he does come out with the odd irritating quip.

What annoys me more is just the shit he yells. Like he's at a Sunday league under ten's game. "NOT THERE ANTHONY!", "COME ON RIYAD!" and his favourite "WELL DONE JEFFREY!"

He's like a loud, middle class Thracian.

Oh and he starts talking passive aggressively loudly about anyone that has the nerve to leave before the final whistle. He's about fifty five, grow up for **** sakes.

I should stress I have no problem with people creating atmosphere or cheering the side on. I just find it cringeworthy and irritating when people start getting personal with players that can't hear them because it's not for the teams sakes and it's not for support its just attention seeking cvntishness.

Do you sit in C1/2? You literally described the knob I sit behind!
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Last year in SK2 I had a kid with his dad a couple of rows behind me that would always moan about "tippy tappy football innit", this was always when we were playing decent football too. I moved this year and thankfully there isn't anyone too bad around me.

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There used to be a guy in the middle of the Kop who would stay seated and silent for 89mins and 30secs of most games and then during the most insignificant part of the game would suddenly spring up from his seat, pump his fist up and down and generally go completely mental.

Strange bloke.

 

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Do you sit in C1/2? You literally described the knob I sit behind!

C2. That's the guy. lol

Glasses, greying dark hair, probably about five eight? Son is a tall skinny ginger?

Our entire row spends half the game either laughing at him or wanting to stab him in equal measure, usually depending on whether we're winning.

"BRILLIANT JEFFREY!"

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Yes yes yes !!!! The old bloke who blathers on tries to join in the songs but doesn't know the words (and smells a bit) .... But even worse the complete knob who sits a few rows back and talks ( no shouts at the top of his voice) utter shite !!!!!

Apart from that quite a good bunch ...... But the chap on my right likes to kiss people when we score .... Very suspect

...going 3-2 against Villa with seconds remaining..?! I think I'm entitled to kiss whomever I like...

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Bloke next to me comes in late smelling of burgers... always banging on about Cambiasso & how lovely he was... blubs when he hears the "he's one of our own" chant... strange fixation for Kaspers U-boat kapitan uniform... I could go on... 

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Mods can we rename this thread to "let's have a go at passionate fans"

behave lad unless you bang your clappers together to Uptown funk you cant be labelled as a passionate fan

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Its like watching adult films when the male star of the act starts moaning totally killing your action. Shhhhh only ladies should be allowed to make noise in the films. Wtf! Selfish knobs, go put on a headset and take selfies for your #Twitter account. Amiright????? No? lol.

:)

Honestly its annoying to hear some of the stuff that comes out of fans mouths as well as their behavior. At the same time id prefer that over deafening silence. Slippery slope.

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C2. That's the guy. lol

Glasses, greying dark hair, probably about five eight? Son is a tall skinny ginger?

Our entire row spends half the game either laughing at him or wanting to stab him in equal measure, usually depending on whether we're winning.

"BRILLIANT JEFFREY!"

Sounds like the poor bastard's son isnt his if he looks nothing like his old man, probably explains his odd behaviour.

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The guy behind me has an habit of, if a player makes one minor mistake he calls them a "cu*nt" his own player! then a few minutes later he'll score and the guy will say he's world class!

Sounds like many who post on the match thread on here!

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I'm sure we all sit near people who occasionally have a bit of an outburst, rightly or wrongly. Guess that's all part of getting caught up in the moment during a match. 

 

I'm pretty certain I'm guilty of dropping a few swear-words here and there, maybe even doing a little shout at the officials occasionally. 

 

We've had plenty of strange people sit near / around our seats over the last 8 years but whatever, everyone is different and as long as they're not actually in my face bothering me, let them have their day out in whichever way they choose. 

 

I'll let most things go over my head - won't stand for racism though - no need for that whatever your excuse. 

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There's a guy a few rows near me who hasn't got a clue about Okazaki's name, hence we have a plethora of vague Japanese (and often not) names shouted out when Shinji goes anywhere near the ball.

 

I can't work whether they genuinely don't know or if it's a joke reference with his mates/ family/ whoever he sits with.

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I used to sit near a bloke who could barely get a player's name right.

Woods

Schmeichels

Kanchelkis

De Loot

**** knows how he's getting on with Okazaki etc

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I offered the woman who sat next to me a few years ago £20 if she could not mention the referee once before half time. She was hugely offended and turned to her husband for support who just shrugged at her.

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