Do you sit near an idiot?

[Adster]

Eh? Ref was a willy puller. Of course the fans were sarcastic.

 

 

Ahh okay then. So when we got a decision given for us, were you jumping up and down waving your arms in the air like a sissy 12 year old? These are grown men for gods sake, not children. 

[ScouseFox]

i quite like everyone who sits by me. if any of you are reading this keep it up. funny guy behind me keep making funny comments, sound guy next to me keep being sound. man like 8 rows back who is never happy you make me giggle bro

 

3-0 up vs sunderland first day of the season top of the league man's out his seat shouting PUSH OUT PUSH OUT after we cleared a corner but like 3 seconds after the header was like bro how are they meant to be pushed out the ball has barely left the penalty box yet left alone our cbs chill 

[The Doctor]

I remember going to Hinckley in pre-season in summer 2012 and there was a bloke behind me who couldn't figure out who we were playing at right back. "I think that's De Fryatt" he said with confidence.

 

A hybrid of De Vries and Fryatt? Just imagine how bad that would be.

[Stadt]

When we had Derby at home in the league cup a few years ago Derby had put on free travel and the guy in front had obviously taken exception to that when they scored,

"FREE TRANSPORT! FREE TRANSPORT!!! YOU'RE ONLY HEAR BECAUSE OF THE FREE TRANSPORT, FREE FCUKING TRANSPORT!"

For about 5 minutes shouting at the away fans from A block and shouting at some Derby fans further along in the boxes.

[Thracian]

There's a bloke behind me that does my ****ing nut.

He's not the thickest but he does come out with the odd irritating quip.

What annoys me more is just the shit he yells. Like he's at a Sunday league under ten's game. "NOT THERE ANTHONY!", "COME ON RIYAD!" and his favourite "WELL DONE JEFFREY!"

He's like a loud, middle class Thracian.

Oh and he starts talking passive aggressively loudly about anyone that has the nerve to leave before the final whistle. He's about fifty five, grow up for **** sakes.

I should stress I have no problem with people creating atmosphere or cheering the side on. I just find it cringeworthy and irritating when people start getting personal with players that can't hear them because it's not for the teams sakes and it's not for support its just attention seeking cvntishness.

 

 

Still preoccupied with "class", I notice, however you'd chose to define it!      

[Wymsey]

I sit next to someone who, when Okazaki does something or is about to come on, says ''Is that Agaaganakki?.

[Bellend Sebastian]

It's pretty good where we are at the minute, but a few seasons back we used to sit along from a woman who would roll her eyes and breathe out sharply every time she had to stand up to let any of us get by. It seems such a little thing, but after a season of it I'd have been delighted to see her impaled on some railings

[VLC86]

I sit in the family stand so it's a different arsehole every week that tells me I'm in his seat and refuses to listen when I say I have a season ticket. Always chaos when they give the shirt shakers free tickets.

[jonthefox]

I sit in the family stand so it's a different arsehole every week that tells me I'm in his seat and refuses to listen when I say I have a season ticket. Always chaos when they giv the shirt shakers free tickets.

That winds me up to . The helpers are even more clueless than the kids. And three of the little shits behind me were Arsenal fans .

[VLC86]

That winds me up to . The helpers are even more clueless than the kids. And three of the little shits behind me were Arsenal fans .

Yep, standard. Serves me right for sitting there I guess. Definitely moving for next season though.

[Fox42]

God bless the idiots that grace our stadium week after week <3

[Rushden fox]

I sit in B1 in the west stand and there is a chump behind me, a lovely family in front and to me left. We have great banter but the old chump with his son behind is always spurting out crap like " you lot are a waste of time" or what was that , you lot are useless. Villa game was the worst, calling Okazaki a lazy Jap, which my partner heard, then I heard him make reference to Mahrez,s nationality after losing the ball for the second goal, so I had to have a word. A total shite if I've ever heard one. He's a bittoo old to sock one though I really want to. Hate sitting near him but we have a great spot

[Hirsty The Blue 94]

Not too bad where I sit at the back of SK2. The guy in front is unnecessarily aggressive about everything that happens on the pitch, but all in all not too bad. Go with my old man, and he is an absolute willy puller but can't have it all ways I suppose.

[Guest]

Some absolute m0ngo stood behind us spent the entire first half at Stoke ranting and raving about how bad we are and were, how terrible Mahrez was and how disgusting he thought the players efforts were. Was giving me a severe migraine. Thankfully he STFU in the second half 

 

He wouldnt even pause for breath it was pretty much 45 mins of abuse.

[marko]

Guy who used to sit a couple of seats down from me used to scream "Come on Twiglets" whenever Lloyd Dyer was within 20 yards of the ball, regardless of whether he stood a chance of getting it.

[Christoph]

I sit in the kop towards the back. There is this blonde middle aged lady about 38-45 who makes the most ****ed up weird pig squeal / autistic groan when ever something goes wrong. Drives me ****ing insane.

[TOMBlcfc]

There used to be a bloke sat behind me (I've moved now) that always used to boo and hate on Vardy and Drinkwater all the time they were on the pitch, calling them both 'Pearson's Lovechild'. I'd love to see what he thinks of them now! Also he had a slightly worrying obsession with Waghorn

[Guest Col city fan]

Pissed up bloke next to me on Saturday constantly asking me questions. "Who passed that", "who shot", "who scored", "how long left", "who's the black bloke", "what's the score", "what's the time".

lol

[justfoxes]

Last season had to laugh thought this old dear was going to punch this blokes lights out week in week out the language was rather choice with his use of the c u next Thursday (which I think is one of the worst and disgusting and should never be used around children or women!) well this Saturday she just lost it and called him a foul mouthed moronic brainless Neanderthal and that she was fed up of his choice of expletives and was going to report his behaviour to the club

Her husband looked so sheepish and was almost dragging her away but FairPlay her standing up to him!

His excuse for his language was its passion I'm passionate about my club !!

There's passion and there's disgusting language that no one needs to endure and especially when there's young children around I'm all for passion but the C word is not passion it's just disgraceful! And FairPlay to the old bird for standing up to him

[AKCJ]

Last season had to laugh thought this old dear was going to punch this blokes lights out week in week out the language was rather choice with his use of the c u next Thursday (which I think is one of the worst and disgusting and should never be used around children or women!) well this Saturday she just lost it and called him a foul mouthed moronic brainless Neanderthal and that she was fed up of his choice of expletives and was going to report his behaviour to the club

Her husband looked so sheepish and was almost dragging her away but FairPlay her standing up to him!

His excuse for his language was its passion I'm passionate about my club !!

There's passion and there's disgusting language that no one needs to endure and especially when there's young children around I'm all for passion but the C word is not passion it's just disgraceful! And FairPlay to the old bird for standing up to him

 

 

what a ****.

[leicesterlad1989]

Last season had to laugh thought this old dear was going to punch this blokes lights out week in week out the language was rather choice with his use of the c u next Thursday (which I think is one of the worst and disgusting and should never be used around children or women!) well this Saturday she just lost it and called him a foul mouthed moronic brainless Neanderthal and that she was fed up of his choice of expletives and was going to report his behaviour to the club

Her husband looked so sheepish and was almost dragging her away but FairPlay her standing up to him!

His excuse for his language was its passion I'm passionate about my club !!

There's passion and there's disgusting language that no one needs to endure and especially when there's young children around I'm all for passion but the C word is not passion it's just disgraceful! And FairPlay to the old bird for standing up to him

 

If she knew you were calling her an "old bird" I'm sure she would make an exception and call you a cnut. I've learnt that lesson.

[Guest Col city fan]

I sit on the front row, with mi mum who is disabled. We've been there for years and so have most of the crew around us. All are good blokes and we know each other enough to have a laff and sometimes wind each other up etc.

It's a good crack where we are actually. Though I'd rather be in with the lads singing.

[FoxSince88]

Guy who used to sit a couple of seats down from me used to scream "Come on Twiglets" whenever Lloyd Dyer was within 20 yards of the ball, regardless of whether he stood a chance of getting it.

Hi

[Bablemikey]

Bloke near me is as miserable as sin, reminds me of the old bloke from Courage the Cowardly Dog cartoons. He cannot tolerate balls back to the keeper, any pass that isn't forward, any pass that doesn't go to a blue shirt regardless of whether its a clearance, tackle, or header and any ball that isn't won by a blue shirt.

This man can be identified by his oft repeated phrases "oh that's awful...", "never gonna win anything like that...", "just poor again...", "straight to man again .....(meaning opposition)", "bloody disgraceful...", "very amatuerish......".

Record this season is 9 seconds into a game before he started moaning.

[Finnegan]

I sit on the front row, with mi mum who is disabled. We've been there for years and so have most of the crew around us. All are good blokes and we know each other enough to have a laff and sometimes wind each other up etc.

It's a good crack where we are actually. Though I'd rather be in with the lads singing.

Is your missus still a Chambers?