Do you sit near an idiot?

[kingfox]

Had one sitting behind me for the League Cup game against West Ham.

He brought his kid who was about 5 or 6, had no interest whatsoever so he kept kicking & standing on his chair. As for the Dad every sentence that came out of his mouth included the word fvck, cvnt or any other swear word he could think of. Then for some reason he thought he was the manager, as he kept shouting stand & squeeze towards the players.

Then just as they were kicking off for the second half he went downstairs, left his kid on his own for about 15 minutes, the kid started crying thinking his Dad had left him. He went downstairs to find him, they both came back up about 5 minutes later. Then the Dad had the audacity to say to his kid "I'm not bringing you again, you're a horrible child".

Parent of the year right there, what a ****

[Babylon]

Pissed up bloke next to me on Saturday constantly asking me questions. "Who passed that", "who shot", "who scored", "how long left", "who's the black bloke", "what's the score", "what's the time".

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Had one sitting behind me for the League Cup game against West Ham.

He brought his kid who was about 5 or 6, had no interest whatsoever so he kept kicking & standing on his chair. As for the Dad every sentence that came out of his mouth included the word fvck, cvnt or any other swear word he could think of. Then for some reason he thought he was the manager, as he kept shouting stand & squeeze towards the players.

Then just as they were kicking off for the second half he went downstairs, left his kid on his own for about 15 minutes, the kid started crying thinking his Dad had left him. He went downstairs to find him, they both came back up about 5 minutes later. Then the Dad had the audacity to say to his kid "I'm not bringing you again, you're a horrible child".

Parent of the year right there, what a ****

Hate parents like that, you feel for the child as they genuinely have no chance of being a decent and normal member of society

[Bayfox]

Hate to be rude but crikey there was a distinct smell of fish in SK2 saturday Row F160s - think the offending woman needs to go to STD clinic

have you decided to post this everywhere, as I have already seen it on FB.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Pissed up bloke next to me on Saturday constantly asking me questions. "Who passed that", "who shot", "who scored", "how long left", "who's the black bloke", "what's the score", "what's the time".

 

Were you wearing your Google t-shirt?

[ousefox]

Had to leave early ONCE cus we were off somewhere and I was doing well being there in the first place .... the old bloke at the end made some smart arsed remark about part time supporters as he held me up ... couldn't be bothered with a proper reply so a "Shut the fvck up !" did the trick. Wouldn't mind but I hardly ever move at half time so as not to antagonise the miserable old git

This happened to me once at Donny away apart from I think my reply was slightly more offensive than yours.

[Babylon]

Were you wearing your Google t-shirt?

Ask Jeeves.

[Gerard]

people who sit in SK3 must know the bloke who HATES time wasting! he is on his feet within 5 minutes of the game starting if the goalkeeper takes more than 15 seconds to take a goal kick, sometimes the ball boy still has the ball and he is going off his nut about it!

 

I was at Hillsborough for the League Cup Final replay against Middlesbrough.

 

Leicester were 1-0 up in the 119th minute in extra time and Heskey was shielding the ball near the corner trying to run down the clock. The two old boys behind me started moaning and saying they hadn't paid good money to watch this. 

[Dan]

Generally avoid them to be honest although I'll never forget one bloke at Derby away saying he'd hate Pearson even if he won us the Champions League.

[lcfcliam]

I'll never forget one lad near me back in the Sven days constantly shouting"FFS Dyer...." At Vassell, fair to say the look of confusion on his face when dyer came on was hilarious

[Fox92]

The season ticket holder in front of me seems to have a problem with our best player every season, so far this season he has spent the majority of matches shouting at Mahrez  stuff like'pass you ****', 'get rid of the ball you arsehole' etc it's a interesting take on supporting.

 

[foxfanazer]

After Kramaric miscontrolled his very first touch for us I shouted 'what a donkey' which got a few laughs but maybe could've be taken as being serious by some

[foxes_rule1978]

Every body near me is an idiot, I wish they would be silent... can't concentrate on my reading

[Bettsj2]

In League 1 the guy sat behind me for the first 5 games kept saying 'we'll never get out of this league with Fryatt up front. Telling you. Remember I said it'.

Every game after that his mate said to him, 'What was it you said to remember again?'

[Adster]

SK1, i'm surrounded by morons.

 

Middle-aged men, jumping and screaming (sarcastically) when we were awarded a foul against Arsenal, truly fvcking embarrasing.

 

I get fed up of all the childish middle-aged men who call for absolutely anything despite it being bloody obviously that the player wasn't offside, if the ball didn't go out of play, or if a foul wasn't given when it blatantly wasn't a foul. Fvcking sort your lives out.

[Leicesterpool]

The guy behind me has an habit of, if a player makes one minor mistake he calls them a "cu*nt" his own player! then a few minutes later he'll score and the guy will say he's world class! 

[kingfox]

Almost forgot about the Spurs fans I had sitting next to me last season.

90 minutes of "That Harry Kane is a good player". Not the brightest sparks either, Spurs were bringing on a sub so he says to his mate "Is that Dembele", when it was Paulinho, so I entered smug mode & corrected him.

[Dan]

He was the first person I thought of when I came to this thread . He sits well away from me as I'm on the tip of SK4 and near the top, but I still look for him as soon as their GK has a goal kick. He's up pointing at his watch every time. It's brilliant!

 

The lad behind me (maybe about 20/21) gets a bit over-excited if we're not doing very well but other than that there's no-one who pisses me off that much anymore. I did have a man in front of me for a few seasons who always had headphones in listening to the commentary and scores. As a result he lost all sense of his surroundings. On the last day v Doncaster his headphones told him Doncaster needed to score as we entered injury time to stay up. He was screaming "LET EM SCORE, LET EM SCORE." for most of this injury time. The looks he was getting were, let's say, not agreeable, but he kept on "COME ON LET EM SCORE."

 

When someone else sat in his seat on the opening day v Everton last season there was much delight from the people below him!

 

My Dad's in SK3 and he's mentioned him a few times great stuff.

[General Smuts]

My mate was saying his goodbyes at 2-0 down versus Aston Villa when De Laet bagged. 'I'll just stay for this corner'.

[kingcarr21]

SK1, i'm surrounded by morons.

 

Middle-aged men, jumping and screaming (sarcastically) when we were awarded a foul against Arsenal, truly fvcking embarrasing.

 

I get fed up of all the childish middle-aged men who call for absolutely anything despite it being bloody obviously that the player wasn't offside, if the ball didn't go out of play, or if a foul wasn't given when it blatantly wasn't a foul. Fvcking sort your lives out.

Agree totally.

 

Im in SK3 row B. There is a bloke front row just to my left that swears blind when a decision goes against us when it is blatantly the correct decision. Being front row you would have thought you would have the best view to know when the ball goes out of play. Im sat there thinking yep that didnt go out and he goes mental at the officials. Grow up ffs

[Freeman's Wharfer]

There are a couple near me in L1 (probably no great surprise, granted).

 

If you've ever seen one of those 'Respect' videos where they have some caricature guy shouting all kinds of abuse at everyone and anyone and thought that those kind of people don't exist then you haven't seen this pair. They love to shout a bit of abuse (at times very borderline racist) and there is very seldom any wit involved.

 

Usually goes something like... "Lino you fvcking queer cvnt" before the other one follows up with something such as: "And your dad's a paedo" 

[Kitchandro]

SK1, i'm surrounded by morons.

 

Middle-aged men, jumping and screaming (sarcastically) when we were awarded a foul against Arsenal, truly fvcking embarrasing.

 

I get fed up of all the childish middle-aged men who call for absolutely anything despite it being bloody obviously that the player wasn't offside, if the ball didn't go out of play, or if a foul wasn't given when it blatantly wasn't a foul. Fvcking sort your lives out.

 

Eh? Ref was a willy puller. Of course the fans were sarcastic.

[Kitchandro]

One chap on Saturday was bellowing at Schlupp to "take them on! run at the Jeff come on you lazy bastard!", when Jeff was on the wing facing up with about 4 Arsenal players with none of our lot around them. Blame it on the booze I guess. 

 

Could be a number of people, Schlupp is a lazy bastard.

[yorkie1999]

There are a couple near me in L1 (probably no great surprise, granted).

 

If you've ever seen one of those 'Respect' videos where they have some caricature guy shouting all kinds of abuse at everyone and anyone and thought that those kind of people don't exist then you haven't seen this pair. They love to shout a bit of abuse (at times very borderline racist) and there is very seldom any wit involved.

 

Usually goes something like... "Lino you fvcking queer cvnt" before the other one follows up with something such as: "And your dad's a paedo" 

I'd actually laugh at that.

[Guest MattP]

Always makes me chuckle when people twenty rows back in the Kop shouting at the linesman after a close offside decision.

Adster is spot on, its childish and embarrassing when middle aged men are going mental after blatant fouls we've committed are given.