First World Problems...

[Jordan]

This morning, when I was watching West Brom vs Man U--a game that was moved to Sunday to be on TV--the NBC Live Extra app on my Apple TV kept cutting out, so I had to keep re-starting the broadcast of the game. Then in the 88', the main feed just dropped off, so I had to watch stoppage time on their Tactical Cam feed.

[goose2010]

Waking up at 4am worrying in a cold sweat worrying about mahrez's bloody hamstring!

[Brown Fox]

I bought 8 Birra Moretti from the shop and they came off the shelf, not out of the fridge.

The one I'm drinking is warm and the three I've put in the freezer won't be properly cold by the time I want to drink them.

Next time, I'll stick to red wine as it doesn't need chilling.

Next time wet a paper towel and wrap it around the bottles then stick them in the freezer. Will be cold enough to drink in 15 minutes! Edited 8 March 2016 by Brown Fox

[ozleicester]

One of the spotlights in the bedroom has gone, really struggling to be bothered to change it

 

wow, you have spotlights in the bedroom?.. must be quite the performer.   Do you do that joke thing with the guy operating them, where you move one way and he goes the other.. grr youuu!  

 

 

 

 

Or is it that the video doesnt work as well in low light?

[Bayfox]

Shockingly, no. £1.50, the robbing b*stards.

 

Our's send you 1 bag free for every tenner you spend, which when you have a gathering, that's a lot of prawn crackers.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Our's send you 1 bag free for every tenner you spend, which when you have a gathering, that's a lot of prawn crackers.

 

 

I like it when they up the freebies - had one once (about £40 worth) where they sent a sackful of prawn crackers and about 20 hot wings and they were well nice hot wings too

[Great Boos Up]

My mouse started to malfunction so for some reason I spent 5 minutes thrashing it about like I had parkinsons

[ramboacdc]

my unabridged audio book is not broken up by chapters and I have to make a note of where i am in the audio file and then when i start it again i have to drag it to that spot! 

[ramboacdc]

The opening credits on House of Cards are nearly 2 minutes long ffs. Who cares who the executive producers are?

but the theme tune is awesome! 

[Great Boos Up]

The opening credits on House of Cards are nearly 2 minutes long ffs. Who cares who the executive producers are?

Exactly what does an executive producer do anyway? Is it someone who has a wank whilst wearing a tie?

[Webbo]

Exactly what does an executive producer do anyway? Is it someone who has a wank whilst wearing a tie?

Given that 2 of the stars are Executive producers I'd guess it's a title to flatter them into doing another series.

[Stadt]

Some house alarm has been going off for the last hour. It happens at least once a week.

Edited 12 March 2016 by DB11

[ramboacdc]

i dont know what the kids in the downstairs flat are doing but i think it is a mix of squash and testing out their new doc martin boots. i may murder someone. 

[Beliall]

My mouse started to malfunction so for some reason I spent 5 minutes thrashing it about like I had parkinsons

 

, my mouse did the same, i unplugged it, plugged  it back in, reinstalled the software, nothing worked, then i found a piece of fluff in the laser bit underneath

[Great Boos Up]

Putting these things on. Not too tight and not too loose and then trying to remove them.

 

[Dr The Singh]

wow, you have spotlights in the bedroom?.. must be quite the performer. Do you do that joke thing with the guy operating them, where you move one way and he goes the other.. grr youuu!

Or is it that the video doesnt work as well in low light?

[DB11]

Guys, I have £300 to spend on a new phone, the company I work for has given me a option of Nexus 5X or Oneplus 2, what are your thoughts??

 

[MC Prussian]

I'm usually highly distraught when my train leaves the station two minutes behind schedule.

 

And I have to admit I've been guilty of eating Spanish strawberries in February.

[Jattdogg]

Going to get ice rain overnight here making the trek into work hazardous and much longer. Now ive got to leave extra time to get there. Sheesh.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

when you go and get your macbook fixed at the genius bar knowing full well you had porn open in one of the tabs on chrome at the time

[Unabomber]

when you drop your phone in the toilet and you are on porn and you get it out and the screen has froze.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

when you drop your phone in the toilet and you are on porn and you get it out and the screen has froze.

 

im pleased to have my macbook bac back to get that decent res tug on the go once again - the art of balancing a phone in the duvet cave isn't something i've mastered

 

the amount of times ive been going hammer and tongue and its fallen face down is catastrophic mate

[Unabomber]

the above actually happened to me in December, luckily it fixed due to my lightening reflexes in retrieving said phone from the johnson.

[Unabomber]

im pleased to have my macbook bac back to get that decent res tug on the go once again - the art of balancing a phone in the duvet cave isn't something i've mastered

 

the amount of times ive been going hammer and tongue and its fallen face down is catastrophic mate

I know man, that moment when your about to unleash and your phone is on ya face 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

ahahahaha it had me like

 

Edited 24 March 2016 by Miquel The Work Geordie