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My wife just doesn't understand

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Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

Posted

It's like you've had your eyes on a nice pair of shoes your whole life.

They are amazing but well out of your price range, you see the rich and famous wearing them and dream that one day you might own a pair.

Suddenly they're on sale in your local shop, everyone is going crazy.

You get up to the checkout and some spotty teenager cashier says he can't authorise the discount...

You were certain you were getting one step closer to owning them, but because of the decision of one idiot, you'll have to wait a little longer.

Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

Divorce her
Guest Cujek
Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

I'm glad mine was not in the house when that idiot ref gave the pen to them, she does not know I have such words in my vocabulary.

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

I'm glad mine was not in the house when that idiot ref gave the pen to them, she does not know I have such words in my vocabulary.

Posted

I had something hurled at my head when Leo scored and my downstairs neighbour walked out lol

Might need to tone it down

Posted

i was just sitting there with my head in my hands thinking how we're gonna cope for the rest of the match without vardy whilst my wife and mother in law are arguing with each other about who fouled who.

Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

Just tell her to get the ironing done!

Posted
It's like you've had your eyes on a nice pair of shoes your whole life.

They are amazing but well out of your price range, you see the rich and famous wearing them and dream that one day you might own a pair.

Suddenly they're on sale in your local shop, everyone is going crazy.

You get up to the checkout and some spotty teenager cashier says he can't authorise the discount...

You were certain you were getting one step closer to owning them, but because of the decision of one idiot, you'll have to wait a little longer.[/quot.

Shoes?.........the only thing i would do with a pair of shoes is stab Moss with a stiletto!

Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

Behead her

Posted

West Ham go 2-1 up with 7 minutes left

My wife says " I don't know why you are so upset , it's only a game of football"

" But I have waited 50 years for this only for a bad referee decision to snatch it away"

" But it's only a game"

Leicester equalise with the last kick of the game.

Harmony is restored to the universe

 

Have her deported as an illegal immigrant!

Posted

Had to sit through this at 0730 AM in Mexico with the mother and my 2 sisters. None of them understood. Nor had they seen me so emotional. I needed a man, this I have never ever said. Haha

Posted

I'm calm as **** compared to my mum.

She watched us lose in 61, 63 and 69. If you think women can't understand you're greatly mistaken.

Posted

I'm glad mine was not in the house when that idiot ref gave the pen to them, she does not know I have such words in my vocabulary.

I'm glad mine was not in the house when that idiot ref gave the pen to them, she does not know I have such words in my vocabulary.

Mine was. She has no interest in football,but thankfully tolerates my passion.

 

Lately the penny seems to have dropped and she (almost) understands!

Posted

Women are on this planet, just to be there and console us,

then ruin it by coming out with some sort of classic...

Then again how do female supporters feel.!!!

Posted

Im sure i speak for all female supporters, as Moss is supposed to be at the top of his profession he should be fired on todays performance and i dont mean dumped on league one....why should they put up with him. He is a disgrace!

Posted

Don't tell his wife

Brisfox's wife

I just don't think she'll understand,

But if you tell his wife,

He's complaining about her on foxestalk,

He's gonna have a riot on his hands.

Posted

Can I type hello and it not get removed?? lol why am I not allowed to argue against someone generalising every woman as one?? It's a forum! One that I've been a part of for 11 years!

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