Guest seanfox778 Posted 25 December 2016 Posted 25 December 2016 My mum got me a snow shovel.... I live in Cornwall, we get light snow once a decade but I guess it can't hurt to be prepared. Apart from that I got the usual stuff, slippers, smelly stuff, a mug, a food hamper thing, Batman pyjama bottoms and some money.
LcFc_Smiv Posted 25 December 2016 Posted 25 December 2016 Got the usual sort of presents from my family in which I'm extremely grateful for. However, my best present came from my youngest brother who a few weeks back won a fairly good sum of money from a radio competition, nothing life changing but a nice sum for an 18 year old. Long story short, without anyone knowing until he told us this morning, he's deposited a fair chunk of that money in to mine and my other brothers bank account. Money has been one of my biggest worries over the past year and now to have just that bit of breathing space, I could have cried.
urban.spaceman Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 50mm lens Captain Wes Morgan Rum Glenfiddich Of Fossils and Foxes Champions edition Vardy book New Gorillapod Hybrid Hansa (Namibian lager) Oh and these:
Tielemans63 Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 People seem to think that as I have a 3 year old daughter that means I don't want or need anything. To receive a pair of socks and a ****ing Terry's Chocolate Orange as my ONLY presents is a bit of a ****ing joke to be honest. May have made this a bit too clear last night once the red wine and brandies had kicked in. Might be why it's 6.15 and I've woken up on the sofa.
foxfanazer Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 One of those portable Vinyl players Pants A canvas of my daughter And XL jumper from my dad the cheeky bastard!
Nick Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 9 hours ago, urban.spaceman said: 50mm lens Captain Wes Morgan Rum Glenfiddich Of Fossils and Foxes Champions edition Vardy book New Gorillapod Hybrid Hansa (Namibian lager) Oh and these: QUALITY!
Nick Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 3 hours ago, Paddy. said: People seem to think that as I have a 3 year old daughter that means I don't want or need anything. To receive a pair of socks and a ****ing Terry's Chocolate Orange as my ONLY presents is a bit of a ****ing joke to be honest. May have made this a bit too clear last night once the red wine and brandies had kicked in. Might be why it's 6.15 and I've woken up on the sofa.
VLC86 Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 3 hours ago, Paddy. said: People seem to think that as I have a 3 year old daughter that means I don't want or need anything. To receive a pair of socks and a ****ing Terry's Chocolate Orange as my ONLY presents is a bit of a ****ing joke to be honest. May have made this a bit too clear last night once the red wine and brandies had kicked in. Might be why it's 6.15 and I've woken up on the sofa. Hahah shouldn't laugh but that is pretty funny.
foxfanazer Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 3 hours ago, Paddy. said: People seem to think that as I have a 3 year old daughter that means I don't want or need anything. To receive a pair of socks and a ****ing Terry's Chocolate Orange as my ONLY presents is a bit of a ****ing joke to be honest. May have made this a bit too clear last night once the red wine and brandies had kicked in. Might be why it's 6.15 and I've woken up on the sofa. This made me piss!
Izzy Posted 26 December 2016 Posted 26 December 2016 3 hours ago, Webbo said: Shirt, trousers, socks and underpants. Just need a pair of shoes and you're all good to go Webbo
Parafox Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 We were given a Tassimo coffee making machine. Needn't have bothered. Crap coffee.
Countryfox Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 On 12/25/2016 at 10:32, Dr The Singh said: Nose hair trimmer Can you use it though Doc ?? ... I thought you had to grow your nose hair long, pull it back behind your ears, and stuff it under your turban ...
Dr The Singh Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 19 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Can you use it though Doc ?? ... I thought you had to grow your nose hair long, pull it back behind your ears, and stuff it under your turban ... Naa, that's my lines I do that with.
Parafox Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 I didn't get a nose hair trimmer but they seem quite the thing on here. So I went and bought one today. I now feel sexually attractive to women. It's strangely important to me in my job. A lot of people will have a view up my nostrils as they lie on the stretcher or regain consciousness after a cardiac arrest, so it's quite important not to be embarrassed by an overgrowth of nasal hirsuteness.
Beliall Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 21 minutes ago, Parafox said: I didn't get a nose hair trimmer but they seem quite the thing on here. So I went and bought one today. I now feel sexually attractive to women. It's strangely important to me in my job. A lot of people will have a view up my nostrils as they lie on the stretcher or regain consciousness after a cardiac arrest, so it's quite important not to be embarrassed by an overgrowth of nasal hirsuteness. Good man, Being rescued after a serious injury, seeing a nose hair could really dampen my mood
Parafox Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 7 minutes ago, Beliall said: Good man, Being rescued after a serious injury, seeing a nose hair could really dampen my mood As well as recounting the incident to friends and family: "The Paramedic was fantastic, but he had a ****ing nose like a German prostitutes fanny"
Beliall Posted 30 December 2016 Posted 30 December 2016 17 minutes ago, Parafox said: As well as recounting the incident to friends and family: "The Paramedic was fantastic, but he had a ****ing nose like a German prostitutes fanny"
Nick Posted 31 December 2016 Posted 31 December 2016 17 hours ago, Parafox said: I didn't get a nose hair trimmer but they seem quite the thing on here. So I went and bought one today. I now feel sexually attractive to women. It's strangely important to me in my job. A lot of people will have a view up my nostrils as they lie on the stretcher or regain consciousness after a cardiac arrest, so it's quite important not to be embarrassed by an overgrowth of nasal hirsuteness. Ah, now I remember you.
kingcarr21 Posted 3 January 2017 Posted 3 January 2017 My 3 yr old son crawling to me whilst I was sat on the sofa was the best Christmas present I could have wished for
Simo86 Posted 3 January 2017 Posted 3 January 2017 The missus bought me a nerf gun now she is on edge all the time whenever I'm in the house in a different room from her
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