tom27111 Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 I'd guarantee the long awaited return of jail bait cheerleaders, the Foxy Ladies
Captain... Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 1 hour ago, kingcarr21 said: The clappers would be replaced with Inflatable dinosaurs Then the inflatable dinosaurs would be banned because some footballing hipster would call them cringeworthy then everyone else would follow...
VLC86 Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 Beanies with logos the same as the shirt. Nike air max banned- don't wear the gear if you aren't having it large. Priority for away matches to be based on first come first serve. Swap the Kop and family stand. Death penalty for anyone caught stealing inflatable dinosaurs. Ranieri to be reinstated and serve his rightful term while taking us down to league 1. Anyone called Ahmed Musa will be banned from entering the stadium. Chelsea Dagger goal music. Sack the Birch and bring in Bernie.
fazzyfox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 Instead of the scoreboard we'd have Rachel Riley parading around the track with a whiteboard. We nearly needed her against Spurs!
Lester.14 Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 4 hours ago, Aus Fox said: Oh and our mate would be the ref every week. John Brooks?
The_77 Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 We'd overpay for every player we were ever linked with.
foxfanazer Posted 15 June 2017 Author Posted 15 June 2017 45 minutes ago, Lester.14 said: John Brooks? Gavin Ward
Stadt Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 the recruitment process would be sped up significantly as youtube videos would be the only criteria
ScouseFox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 depends if they let the switched on posters or the morons run the joint
simFox Posted 15 June 2017 Posted 15 June 2017 Rudkin replaced by Filbert the Fox Filbert replaced by Andy King
Merging Cultures Posted 16 June 2017 Posted 16 June 2017 Clappers would be banned Fearless would never have got off the suggestion boardIf someone from UnionFS suggested these then we'd be all over them.
sylofox Posted 16 June 2017 Posted 16 June 2017 21 hours ago, StanSP said: we'd definitely pass the 'fit and proper' test But fail the pissed and doped test
stretch1965 Posted 16 June 2017 Posted 16 June 2017 All the players would be off to Afcon Leaving us squadless
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 June 2017 Posted 16 June 2017 The only chebs on view would be on an old team photo that included GTF
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