Vagina flavoured beer

[Lovejoy]

What sort of c*nt thought of this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat....

[Mike Oxlong]

Coming soon - cock flavoured gin 

 

(no pun intended)

[Wortho]

You shouldn't mix business with pleasure. You can make your mind up is which is which.

[Countryfox]

 

Do you think they will invent a knob flavoured wine for the ladies ? ...     nah ..  sounds a bit cheesy.    

[Countryfox]

29 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Coming soon - cock flavoured gin 

 

(no pun intended)

 

Sorry Mike missed your cock comment when I did my knob one ! ....       great minds and all that ...   

[Realist Guy In The Room]

You know what?  Just pump

it straight into my veins.

[Captain...]

This already exists in Belgium 

 

[Captain...]

What are they going to call it? Heinequim

Stella Artw@

Bloodweiser (only brewed once a month)

 

Best not to think about Assahi

 

[Buce]

10 minutes ago, Captain... said:

This already exists in Belgium 

 

 

And this in Sicily (local dialect for penis):

 

[fazzyfox]

If you can't down a pint of this then you're a big pussy.

 

Just how much yeast can one girl produce down there, enough for a barrell, a dozen barrells, a small brewery? Is she going to launch a sideline of bread products with the tag line "I c*nt believe it's not bread". Would having a shower see her business's share prices crash? Does "I bet I could drink her under the table" take on a new meaning? So many questions!

[Dr The Singh]

I wanna see the coont that made this

[VLC86]

5 hours ago, Strokes said:

Beer tasting vaginas is where it's at.

Bloody hell hahaha.

 

Would rather sleep with my head on my pillow tonight if im honest.

[Strokes]

8 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Bloody hell hahaha.

 

Would rather sleep with my head on my pillow tonight if im honest.

Just make sure your dog hasn't been near it first  

[VLC86]

5 hours ago, Captain... said:

What are they going to call it? Heinequim

Stella Artw@

Bloodweiser (only brewed once a month)

 

Best not to think about Assahi

 

What about La Chuff?

[Carl the Llama]

Just don't try the ho garden, who knows what diseases it carries.

[ajthefox]

I asked my girlfriend if we could make some and she said yes.

Apparently throwing a pint of water and a handful of barley and hops up her vagina was inappropriate though...

[Captain...]

7 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

What about La Chuff?

I thought that was a little  niche and I was better off going for a more mainstream brands to make a joke about.

 

There are already a load of weird named beers, although number 1 on this list could be the beer in question:

 

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2014/01/top-10-funny-beer-names/

[VLC86]

2 minutes ago, Captain... said:

I thought that was a little  niche and I was better off going for a more mainstream brands to make a joke about.

 

There are already a load of weird named beers, although number 1 on this list could be the beer in question:

 

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2014/01/top-10-funny-beer-names/

Borats favourite.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Do you have to drink it from a furry cup?  

[Wymsey]

11 hours ago, Zaphod Beeblebrox said:

Erm... What does the model look like?

This is a significunt question!..

[cambridgefox]

Might put a gash of lime In mine.