Swinger’s Clubs

[Beliall]

22 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

There used to be 1 on Rutland Street in town, called G-Spot.

 

Went in there once with an ex, just out of curiosity.

 

There was a woman sitting in the edge of a bed sucking off blokes, about 15 of them queuing up for there turn!

 

You couldn't even get a beer, but you could take your own in.

 

There was another woman tied up to a cross, being whipped by some guy.

 

It was all a bit surreal. Left after about an hour.

Must have been a long queue
     

Edited 14 February 2018 by Beliall

[Jattdogg]

5 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

not sure I'd be fussed to go to a swinger's club - it's mostly a 'couples' thing, right? that's part of the 'safety' of the situation I guess. I guess both people need to be into it and ok with it - and if they are, then fine - good for them. variety is the spice of life. 

 

if I was looking for 'extra-curricular' on the side then I'd be more inclined to just pay for it abroad in a forward-thinking sex establishment as opposed to try and drag my wife into a UK swinger's club filled with ageing, soft-body couples. I imagine standing at the 'nibbles' table eating cheese-doodles with no clothes on; making small talk whilst 'Dave from Syston'  imagines pushing his little half-mast sausage into my wife's bottom. 

 

just stump up them euro's for an hour with a nice, young eastern european hard-body - amiright?  

So you've seen his sausage?

[Trav Le Bleu]

[Vacamion]

6 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

just stump up them euro's for an hour with a nice, young eastern european hard-body - amiright?  

 

Everyone has different tastes but a sneering eurasian ironing board full of other paying punters' porridge would fill me with horror.

 

Each to their own.

 

Sex can be embarrassing.  It's not a problem that this is the case, because that means it is at its very best between couples who utterly trust and confide in each other.

 

Bringing strangers into your sex life,  either by swinging or paying for it, is probably not going to end well.

 

But, as I said, each to their own.

[Sir Shep]

20 hours ago, pSinatra said:

 

Anywhere with this stuff in their front garden

I’ve passed a lot of houses today with these in their front gardens, I couldn’t help but shout “swinger” at every one of them. 

[Drew Peacock]

1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

Everyone has different tastes but a sneering eurasian ironing board full of other paying punters' porridge would fill me with horror.

 

Each to their own.

 

Sex can be embarrassing.  It's not a problem that this is the case, because that means it is at its very best between couples who utterly trust and confide in each other.

 

Bringing strangers into your sex life,  either by swinging or paying for it, is probably not going to end well.

 

But, as I said, each to their own.

I think you are probably right.

[pSinatra]

3 hours ago, Sir Shep said:

I’ve passed a lot of houses today with these in their front gardens, I couldn’t help but shout “swinger” at every one of them. 

 

Just make sure you don't shout it with an upward inflection like you're asking a question.........swinger?

 

You might get invited in & it won't be for a cup of tea

[separator]

4 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Wonder if they were fans of watersports at their swinging meets? Would explain the wee Jimmy Krankie name.

[ozleicester]

i  managed to get footage.....

 

 

[Sir Shep]

9 hours ago, pSinatra said:

 

Just make sure you don't shout it with an upward inflection like you're asking a question.........swinger?

 

You might get invited in & it won't be for a cup of tea

Ha, I should be so lucky!!

[Vlad the Fox]

'It's dirty, disgusting and shouldn't be allowed'

 

A genuine quote from the 'G Spot' owner in the Leicester Mercury when there was a lot of road works/building work going on in front of the club.  

[VLC86]

1 minute ago, Vlad the Fox said:

'It's dirty, disgusting and shouldn't be allowed'

 

A genuine quote from the 'G Spot' owner in the Leicester Mercury when there was a lot of road works/building work going on in front of the club.  

At least they didn’t have the painters in, would be detrimental to business.

[Vlad the Fox]

15 hours ago, tom27111 said:

There used to be 1 on Rutland Street in town, called G-Spot.

 

Went in there once with an ex, just out of curiosity.

 

There was a woman sitting in the edge of a bed sucking off blokes, about 15 of them queuing up for there turn!

 

You couldn't even get a beer, but you could take your own in.

 

There was another woman tied up to a cross, being whipped by some guy.

 

It was all a bit surreal. Left after about an hour.

Funny you should say this, I've known a few people who have been in there over the years, single blokes payed double, but Sunday afternoon in the pub one of my mates was telling me how he was in the G-Spot the previous night and ended up whipping a women, said she was shouting at him to do it harder and he couldn't/daren't do it hard enough for her.  

[sylofox]

Is the G spot still open opposite the curve?

[ozleicester]

I've tried googling, but I can't find it. ?

[ozleicester]

4 minutes ago, sylofox said:

Is the G spot still open opposite the curve?

I've tried googling it, but I can't find it. ?

[sylofox]

7 hours ago, ozleicester said:

I've tried googling, but I can't find it. ?

I bat your Mrs has a whale of a time with you. So you giggled G spot and still can't find it  

[ozleicester]

1 minute ago, sylofox said:

I bat your Mrs has a whale of a time with you. So you giggled G spot and still can't find it  

there was a lot of giggling

 

[Guest]

On 15/02/2018 at 09:18, Costock_Fox said:

At least they didn’t have the painters in, would be detrimental to business.

Surely the painters don't go in until after the strippers.

 

Webbo would know better than me though.

[Alf Bentley]

Whenever I see this thread title, I think of the Swingle Singers, the vocal group that used to guest on the Two Ronnies.

 

Far more salubrious than all this talk of dogging, wife-swapping and car keys in bowls.

 

Then again, looking at this video, they come across like a bunch of people who'd have spent the 1970s at swingers' parties! 

 

 

[Countryfox]

On 14/02/2018 at 16:50, tom27111 said:

There used to be 1 on Rutland Street in town, called G-Spot.

 

Went in there once with an ex, just out of curiosity.

 

There was a woman sitting in the edge of a bed sucking off blokes, about 15 of them queuing up for there turn!

 

You couldn't even get a beer, but you could take your own in.

 

There was another woman tied up to a cross, being whipped by some guy.

 

It was all a bit surreal. Left after about an hour.

 

My mate went there with ..   errr ...   another mate who was a member ...   he told me that all I ..   sorry he ! ...   remembers is that the floor was very sticky ...  every step you had to pull your shoe up ...  I ..  sorry he ...   must have looked like someone walking on the moon ....    disgusting place and I ..  sorry he ...    well either of us in fact ...   will definitely not be going there ever again !     And if it’s closed down ..  good !!

[sylofox]

6 hours ago, ozleicester said:

there was a lot of giggling

 

But guessing you came up short  

[woollett the bullet]

On 13/02/2018 at 21:21, pSinatra said:

 

Anywhere with this stuff in their front garden

There's loads of them outside our garden centre . . . 

Ditty buggers - you wouldn't think butter would melt would you

[kyleolly]

On 16/02/2018 at 03:30, sylofox said:

Is the G spot still open opposite the curve?

I was extremely drunk in town once woke up the next morning with a trophy that had an inscription on it saying “you survived the chair at G spot” absolutely no idea what that entailed ?

[sylofox]

Was your arse sore? If it wasn't it can't have been that bad