Swinger’s Clubs

[Buce]

5 hours ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

Look closer Buce...

 

That is your mother-in-laws house and @pSinatra has taken that picture himself! 

 

I wasn’t sure at first because I normally approach from the otherside, but did a quick check on my way out this evening.

 

Man, you need locking up for your own safety.

 

Edited 14 February 2018 by Buce

[NorthfieldsFox]

48 minutes ago, Col city fan said:

No no, that's called 'dogging'. Something completely different..

Dogging and swinging are different 

 

my mates told me dogging is swinging al fresco ? 

[Buce]

16 minutes ago, NorthfieldsFox said:

Dogging and swinging are different 

 

my mates told me dogging is swinging al fresco ? 

 

Just bow to Col's greater experience.

[Kinowe Soorie]

9 hours ago, NorthfieldsFox said:

A dozen fat , balding and cocktail sausage packing Internet Sados 

 

yes thats exactly what poor Debs needs to Cheer her up  

Have we met?

[Mike Oxlong]

10 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Surprised @Mike Oxlong hasn't chipped in yet 

Not my scene Izzy. 

 

I couldn't bear looking across the room and seeing Mrs O having such a good time ! 

[yorkie1999]

Perverts!

[Steven]

12 hours ago, Drew Peacock said:

This thread has the potential to go tits up....so to speak, but it’s a serious question. 

Has anyone ever been involved with one of these, either a one off, or lives/lived the lifestyle?

I’m not sure I ever could, because firstly my name wouldn’t go down too well with any club’s marketing department, and also I think there would be just too much going on.  A bit like looking at an Indian/Chinese menu for ages and eventually then just choosing what you always have every week anyway.

I know someone who has dipped his toe....again so to speak, in this way of life but he said “It’s not just about sex, if that’s what you are looking for you are in the wrong place, you should just pay for an escort instead.” 

So what is it about these places? Another place where you feel wanted and belong, or something weirder?

No but I have had sex when there has been more than two people present in the room; if that helps? 

[Guest Col city fan]

I was lying in bed the other night with the mrs when I asked her ‘why do you never say when you have an orgasm’?

’You’re never there, fatty’ was her response...

 

[lifted*fox]

not sure I'd be fussed to go to a swinger's club - it's mostly a 'couples' thing, right? that's part of the 'safety' of the situation I guess. I guess both people need to be into it and ok with it - and if they are, then fine - good for them. variety is the spice of life. 

 

if I was looking for 'extra-curricular' on the side then I'd be more inclined to just pay for it abroad in a forward-thinking sex establishment as opposed to try and drag my wife into a UK swinger's club filled with ageing, soft-body couples. I imagine standing at the 'nibbles' table eating cheese-doodles with no clothes on; making small talk whilst 'Dave from Syston'  imagines pushing his little half-mast sausage into my wife's bottom. 

 

just stump up them euro's for an hour with a nice, young eastern european hard-body - amiright?  

[Beliall]

12 minutes ago, lifted*fox said:

not sure I'd be fussed to go to a swinger's club - it's mostly a 'couples' thing, right? that's part of the 'safety' of the situation I guess. I guess both people need to be into it and ok with it - and if they are, then fine - good for them. variety is the spice of life. 

 

if I was looking for 'extra-curricular' on the side then I'd be more inclined to just pay for it abroad in a forward-thinking sex establishment as opposed to try and drag my wife into a UK swinger's club filled with ageing, soft-body couples. I imagine standing at the 'nibbles' table eating cheese-doodles with no clothes on; making small talk whilst 'Dave from Syston'  imagines pushing his little half-mast sausage into my wife's bottom. 

 

just stump up them euro's for an hour with a nice, young eastern european hard-body - amiright?  

not really fair to drop @syston_fox real name in here like

[Drew Peacock]

2 hours ago, Steven said:

No but I have had sex when there has been more than two people present in the room; if that helps? 

Any females in there?

[Drew Peacock]

18 minutes ago, lifted*fox said:

not sure I'd be fussed to go to a swinger's club - it's mostly a 'couples' thing, right? that's part of the 'safety' of the situation I guess. I guess both people need to be into it and ok with it - and if they are, then fine - good for them. variety is the spice of life. 

 

if I was looking for 'extra-curricular' on the side then I'd be more inclined to just pay for it abroad in a forward-thinking sex establishment as opposed to try and drag my wife into a UK swinger's club filled with ageing, soft-body couples. I imagine standing at the 'nibbles' table eating cheese-doodles with no clothes on; making small talk whilst 'Dave from Syston'  imagines pushing his little half-mast sausage into my wife's bottom. 

 

just stump up them euro's for an hour with a nice, young eastern european hard-body - amiright?  

The first voice of reason on this thread, possibly anyway, and surely some experience by the sounds of it. Or someone who has at least thought this through over the last 12 hours.

Edited 14 February 2018 by Drew Peacock

[Steven]

7 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said:

Any females in there?

Yes. 

[lifted*fox]

7 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said:

The first voice of reason on this thread, possibly anyway, and surely some experience by the sounds of it. Or someone who has at least thought this through over the last 12 hours.

 

[Rocket-Ron]

 

[Babylon]

****ing hell I won't even have sex with the mrs with the lights on, let around have loads of seedy 50+ fatties perving on me and trying and get a piece of me.

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 hour ago, FIF said:

I'd say the same but I don't know her.

Some have said I'm punching above my weight.

 

Not everyone, though

[Bellend Sebastian]

14 minutes ago, Babylon said:

****ing hell I won't even have sex with the mrs with the lights on, let around have loads of seedy 50+ fatties perving on me and trying and get a piece of me.

Do you find the night vision equipment gets in the way, or is it some sort of Stevie Wonder themed role play?

 

Absolute filth

[ozleicester]

This was nice....

 

http://www.xtasia.co.uk/

[Babylon]

55 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Do you find the night vision equipment gets in the way, or is it some sort of Stevie Wonder themed role play?

 

Absolute filth

Glow in the dark signs pointing you in the right direction.

[m4DD0gg]

Apparently there is a 'club' in Lutterworth somewhere.

 

[Drew Peacock]

2 hours ago, ozleicester said:

This was nice....

 

http://www.xtasia.co.uk/

Great timing. West Brom is one of my favourite away days, but maybe it could be THE best now.

So glad I booked an open return on the train. 

Edited 14 February 2018 by Drew Peacock

[Mike Oxlong]

Sticky 8ths is a rather unappealing proposition 

[tom27111]

There used to be 1 on Rutland Street in town, called G-Spot.

 

Went in there once with an ex, just out of curiosity.

 

There was a woman sitting in the edge of a bed sucking off blokes, about 15 of them queuing up for there turn!

 

You couldn't even get a beer, but you could take your own in.

 

There was another woman tied up to a cross, being whipped by some guy.

 

It was all a bit surreal. Left after about an hour.

[Trav Le Bleu]

19 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

 

Pansies. Hard as nails kids did the "devil drop".

 

Which is getting as high as possible and on the peak of the backward swing, letting go so the swing goes forward and you drop straight down.

 

The real challenge wasn't the drop, it was not getting mashed in the face by the next back swing.