Fancy Dress

[Countryfox]

6 minutes ago, RumbleFox said:

The thought of fancy dress makes me want to kill myself.  I hate it more than I hate most of you.  X

 

You miserable fooker ...           x

[Strokes]

13 minutes ago, RumbleFox said:

The thought of fancy dress makes me want to kill myself.  I hate it more than I hate most of you.  X

It’s a good excuse to wear a dress though.

[Parafox]

1 hour ago, Webbo said:

Just a white towel as a nappy and go as a baby.

Or Ghandi

[RumbleFox]

1 hour ago, Strokes said:

It’s a good excuse to wear a dress though.

Ha, I wear one quite often but in my own time.  I just hate "enforced fun" and fancy dress is basically the definition (along with Karaoke).  If I go to a party or any social situation I hate most people.  If I go to a party and one guy is dressed as George Dawes and  another some kind of "generic 70s dude" and another as an "ironic, comedy paedo" it aint gonna make me hate them less.  The opposite is true in fact.    But, yer know, in a good way.  X

Edited 25 March 2018 by RumbleFox

[StanSP]

3 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Or Ghandi

racist.

[Milo]

28 minutes ago, RumbleFox said:

The thought of fancy dress makes me want to kill myself.  I hate it more than I hate most of you.  X

I’m with you on this, to be fair. 

 

I was was scarred by an episode when I was 10 - parents dressed me up in a long black and white stripey rugby shirt and got me to hold an orange on a stick...zebra crossing, apparently 

 

Since then, I’d rather stab rusty pins into my eyeballs than go to a fancy dress party. 

[Soar Fox]

33 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Or Ghandi

Nah he was a paedo & a racist.

[stripeyfox]

Just go in a pair of Y Fronts. When they say "what are you?" say "I'm a premature ejaculation - I've come in my pants"

 

 

[Countryfox]

2 minutes ago, stripeyfox said:

Just go in a pair of Y Fronts. When they say "what are you?" say "I'm a premature ejaculation - I've come in my pants"

 

 

 

The old ones are the best !! ...   

[stripeyfox]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

 

The old ones are the best !! ...   

I only know the old ones!
 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

go in bra and pants and a nice aftershave and be fhm magazine

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Strokes said:

It’s a good excuse to wear a dress though.

 

Since when did you need an excuse?

Edited 25 March 2018 by Buce

[Strokes]

40 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Since when did you need an excuse?

Since the wife put on weight and started buying dresses too big for me. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Just pop a cigarette in your urethra

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Just pop a cigarette in your urethra

 

I once walked down the road and a woman had a tampon behind her ear. I said "Excuse me love, but do you realise you've got a tampon tucked behind your ear?"

 

She looked at me in horror and said "Fvcking hell!, where have I put my fag then?!!!"

[Ian Nacho]

The classic go with a two of your mates as Putin, Trump, and Kim.

[RumbleFox]

Go as me if you like?  I'm basically 34% average, skinny human and 66% penis.  X

[lgfualol]

flamingo

[sylofox]

Village idiot.

 

Spurs shirt and hold a cut out of the prem trophy.

[sylofox]

15 hours ago, Ian Nacho said:

The classic go with a two of your mates as Putin, Trump, and Kim.

Or 3 village idiots  

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Countryfox said:

 

The old ones are the best !! ...   

Are you talking about the Y fronts?

[Countryfox]

59 minutes ago, FIF said:

Are you talking about the Y fronts?

Oh yes ..  wear for a day or two then turn inside out for the rest of the week ..     Only wash as and when required ...