Alf Bentley Posted 3 January 2019 Posted 3 January 2019 4 hours ago, ozleicester said: Bob Hawke (Oz PM) Olivia Newton John (Singer) Paul Hogan (Actor) Rolf Harris (Paedo) Germaine Greer (Person) Barry Humphries (Edna) Dawn Fraser (Swimmer) Under 40 - any Hemsworth Couldn't you have somehow got Nick Cave, Kylie Minogue, Ian Chappell and Tim Cahill in there? You'd have been the only person left in Australia....
ozleicester Posted 3 January 2019 Posted 3 January 2019 1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said: Couldn't you have somehow got Nick Cave, Kylie Minogue, Ian Chappell and Tim Cahill in there? You'd have been the only person left in Australia.... Me and all the other pommy fvcking refugees
Guest MattP Posted 3 January 2019 Posted 3 January 2019 5 hours ago, pSinatra said: Bob Einstein, better known as Marty Funkhouser dies at aged 76 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46741401 One of my favourite characters in Curb, his performance in "Palestinian Chicken" was amazing. Series 10 won't be the same without him.
Alf Bentley Posted 4 January 2019 Posted 4 January 2019 Ray Sawyer, eye-patched vocalist with Dr. Hook, gone at 81: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jan/02/dr-hook-the-medicine-show-vocalist-ray-sawyer-dies-aged-81 One day you're sporting an eye patch and Sylvia's mother won't let her speak to you, next day they're hanging up your eye patch and nobody can speak to you. In memory of better times - for all of us, perhaps, but certainly for Ray:
Buce Posted 4 January 2019 Posted 4 January 2019 47 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: Ray Sawyer, eye-patched vocalist with Dr. Hook, gone at 81: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jan/02/dr-hook-the-medicine-show-vocalist-ray-sawyer-dies-aged-81 One day you're sporting an eye patch and Sylvia's mother won't let her speak to you, next day they're hanging up your eye patch and nobody can speak to you. In memory of better times - for all of us, perhaps, but certainly for Ray: I always thought what a lucky escape the singer had. Imagine having Sylvia’s mother as your mother-in-law.
General Smuts Posted 7 January 2019 Posted 7 January 2019 On 29/12/2018 at 02:25, General Smuts said: I’ve had mine written on a bit of paper since early December and have managed to lose that bit of paper. So a bunch of new guesses: 1. Heather Locklear 2. Jade Goody’s Mum 3. Linda Nolan 4. Leah Bracknell 5. Valerie Harper U40 - Aaron Carter For the record who I wrote down was: Jackie Stallone Gordon Banks Olivia Newton John Leah Bracknell Vera Lynn Aaron Carter
StanSP Posted 7 January 2019 Posted 7 January 2019 3 hours ago, General Smuts said: For the record who I wrote down was: Jackie Stallone Gordon Banks Olivia Newton John Leah Bracknell Vera Lynn Aaron Carter John who
Durnerz Posted 8 January 2019 Posted 8 January 2019 I was the grim reaper of 2018 so here goes.... David Bellamy Ian Lavender Eileen Derbyshire (Emily off Corrie) Nigel Lawson Tina Turner Under 40: Bam Margera
Alf Bentley Posted 8 January 2019 Posted 8 January 2019 I'll never be competitive in this, as I cannot bring myself to nominate anyone old, sick or troubled or anyone that I'd miss. I'd feel so guilty if I nominated Kirk Douglas, Clive James or Gazza and happened to pick up points for them snuffing it. That said..... 1. Sir John Redwood (accidental beheading): The proudest moment of his career turns sour. Age causes Queenie to suffer an unexpected tremor. The sword is sharp. The Buck House red carpet turns redder still. 2. Ed Sheeran (air-con/intercom malfunction): Guests at the Hilton gaze in horror as the air-con/intercom backfires and sucks up the shallow, grinning purveyor of banal ditties. He's literally "lost in muzak, caught in a trap". 3. Tommy Robinson (violent assault): Politics, legal broadcasting and sport are bereft as Tommy is beaten to death by transvestite Muslim migrants. His body is discovered with Mein Kampf rammed up his whiter-than-white arse. 4. Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (mistaken assassination): Anti-fascist extremists make a terrible yet ironic error, shooting Yasmin instead of Wayne Brown. Right-wing extremists are distraught to lose the epitome of counter-productive liberalism. 5. Derek Underwood (drowning): As he approaches the White Cliffs of Dover, some liquid car polish dribbles from Derek's bodywork into his brakes and he flies into the Channel. Some passing Iranian migrants capture his last words before drowning: "What I regret above all is that time at Folkestone in the 70s when I told a young lad to stop leaning on my nicely-polished car. All he wanted was an autograph". Elsewhere, that young lad, now gnarled with age though not embittered by grudges, types in the Foxes Talk Deathlist 2019 thread: "One day you're Deadly Derek, next day you're dead, Derek". U40. Andy Carroll (accidental throttling): Andy dives for a far post header, his man-bun comes undone, ponytail entangled around net, post and neck. What a tragic loss for the football world. 1st reserve. Kate Silverton (spontaneous combustion): Kate vanishes live on air for BBC News, leaving only a pair of expensive shoes, a pair of intellectual's specs, a pile of lipstick and a tangible if fading aura of smug self-importance.
Cameron Davidson Posted 9 January 2019 Posted 9 January 2019 On 27/12/2018 at 17:41, Strokes said: Ronnie wood Geoffrey Boycott Jim Davidson Clint Eastwood Bobby Charlton Under 40s bonus Lily Allen edit just seen @StanSP has pele. He nearly did when he saw that Coventry had beaten Charlton over christmas!
Guest seanfox778 Posted 11 January 2019 Posted 11 January 2019 Robert Englund Tracy Morgan Dean Norris Henry Cavill Jon Richardson Under 40 Troy Deeney
StanSP Posted 18 January 2019 Posted 18 January 2019 On 27/12/2018 at 17:22, RODNEY FERNIO said: The Queen Prince Philip Prince Charles Princess Anne Robert Mugabe Under 40 : The Queen's corgis. Close!
Alf Bentley Posted 18 January 2019 Posted 18 January 2019 On 27/12/2018 at 17:22, RODNEY FERNIO said: The Queen Prince Philip Prince Charles Princess Anne Robert Mugabe Under 40 : The Queen's corgis. 1 hour ago, StanSP said: Close! Imagine if Phil had mistaken the brakes for the accelerator as he arrived at Sandringham.....with the Queen, Charles & Anne chatting out front.....to Mugabe who was on a state visit.....and Phil then reversed over the corgis.....and then had a heart attack at the carnage he had caused.... Full house (or Royal Flush, possibly)!
Guest WarehamFox Posted 19 January 2019 Posted 19 January 2019 4 minutes ago, Facecloth said: Windsor Davies, aged 88. Sad when you think someone is already dead and then they die.
Wymsey Posted 19 January 2019 Posted 19 January 2019 Boo the dog. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-46931245
Wymsey Posted 28 January 2019 Posted 28 January 2019 Trevor the duck. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-47024682
don_danbury Posted 28 January 2019 Posted 28 January 2019 On 28 December 2018 at 02:42, foxile5 said: Barbara Windsor Morgan Freeman Bobby Charlton Janet Street Porter Bernie Eccleston Under Forties - Pete Doherty good picks.
davieG Posted 1 February 2019 Posted 1 February 2019 Comedian Jeremy Hardy, a regular on BBC Radio 4 panel shows like The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, has died of cancer aged 57.
gw_leics772 Posted 1 February 2019 Posted 1 February 2019 On 08/01/2019 at 13:13, Alf Bentley said: I'll never be competitive in this, as I cannot bring myself to nominate anyone old, sick or troubled or anyone that I'd miss. I'd feel so guilty if I nominated Kirk Douglas, Clive James or Gazza and happened to pick up points for them snuffing it. That said..... 1. Sir John Redwood (accidental beheading): The proudest moment of his career turns sour. Age causes Queenie to suffer an unexpected tremor. The sword is sharp. The Buck House red carpet turns redder still. 2. Ed Sheeran (air-con/intercom malfunction): Guests at the Hilton gaze in horror as the air-con/intercom backfires and sucks up the shallow, grinning purveyor of banal ditties. He's literally "lost in muzak, caught in a trap". 3. Tommy Robinson (violent assault): Politics, legal broadcasting and sport are bereft as Tommy is beaten to death by transvestite Muslim migrants. His body is discovered with Mein Kampf rammed up his whiter-than-white arse. 4. Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (mistaken assassination): Anti-fascist extremists make a terrible yet ironic error, shooting Yasmin instead of Wayne Brown. Right-wing extremists are distraught to lose the epitome of counter-productive liberalism. 5. Derek Underwood (drowning): As he approaches the White Cliffs of Dover, some liquid car polish dribbles from Derek's bodywork into his brakes and he flies into the Channel. Some passing Iranian migrants capture his last words before drowning: "What I regret above all is that time at Folkestone in the 70s when I told a young lad to stop leaning on my nicely-polished car. All he wanted was an autograph". Elsewhere, that young lad, now gnarled with age though not embittered by grudges, types in the Foxes Talk Deathlist 2019 thread: "One day you're Deadly Derek, next day you're dead, Derek". U40. Andy Carroll (accidental throttling): Andy dives for a far post header, his man-bun comes undone, ponytail entangled around net, post and neck. What a tragic loss for the football world. 1st reserve. Kate Silverton (spontaneous combustion): Kate vanishes live on air for BBC News, leaving only a pair of expensive shoes, a pair of intellectual's specs, a pile of lipstick and a tangible if fading aura of smug self-importance. This deserves far more recognition than a simple ? rep point, so:- ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 February 2019 Posted 1 February 2019 5 hours ago, davieG said: Comedian Jeremy Hardy, a regular on BBC Radio 4 panel shows like The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, has died of cancer aged 57. Really funny guy. Sad news
RODNEY FERNIO Posted 1 February 2019 Posted 1 February 2019 10 minutes ago, Otis said: Always thought he was older than her … but apparently not as she is 90 in a few days time.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 2 February 2019 Posted 2 February 2019 The Duke if Edinburgh Rodney Fern Mary Berry Mick Jagger Paul Newman UNDER FORTY Christian Bale
Jimothy Posted 2 February 2019 Author Posted 2 February 2019 11 minutes ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said: The Duke if Edinburgh Rodney Fern Mary Berry Mick Jagger Paul Newman UNDER FORTY Christian Bale Paul Newman checked out in 2008.
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