worthosoriginals Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 3 minutes ago, Dan LCFC said: Yeah I know you were that's what I meant by the cringeworthy comment. deffo dan, it beats slaughtering our players (imo). a laugh instead of a whinge, better in football, better in life.
Unabomber Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 I think the club should round up all the morons posted about in this thread and make them sit together in a sound proof bubble.
VLC86 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 2 minutes ago, Unabomber said: I think the club should round up all the morons posted about in this thread and make them sit together in a sound proof bubble. And today’s attendance.... 328.
Lcfcbisto Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 A lady near me spends 90 minutes shouting FORWARD, FORWARD when we have the ball, no matter what is going on on the pitch. She even explains to people that she just wants us to kick it forward.
worthosoriginals Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 7 minutes ago, Unabomber said: I think the club should round up all the morons posted about in this thread and make them sit together in a sound proof bubble. old Trafford?
The Horse's Mouth Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 everytime kasper had a goal kick the geezer next to me kept going to his son "oo look daddy i can hit the ball hard" every time
VLC86 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 3 minutes ago, Lcfcbisto said: A lady near me spends 90 minutes shouting FORWARD, FORWARD when we have the ball, no matter what is going on on the pitch. She even explains to people that she just wants us to kick it forward. I bet that’s unbearable for her at the minute.
Heart-Shaped Fox Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 I seem to get absolute retards sat around me at away games all the time. At Brighton some knobheads behind me were chatting shite all game. One was asking about why Maddison was sent off and said he didn't know that diving was now a red card offence. Come to think of it one guy was asking who it was who got sent off too.....
foxile5 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 If you're reading this : You sit in the east stand. Level with the half way. You wore joggers yesterday. I sit behind you. You talk utter dog shit none stop and everyone is annoyed at you. You yell 'switch it' endlessly and repeat what happened on the pitch as though that's incisive commentary. You do this. All. Game. Stop Just. Stop. You're not very bright.
VLC86 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 When the ball drops to Wilf 30 yards out “SHOOOOOOOOT”
kingfox Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 Spurs home game in 2014, unfortunately I had two Spurs fans next to me. "Looks like Dembele is coming on". It was Paulinho.
Guest TaggertvsWise Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 “Ian, Ian-Ian, Ian-Ian, Ian-Ian MARSHALL!” Me at the top of my voice, out of habit when the rest of the crowd chanted “WALKER!” who was in goal at an away game vs Palace many years ago. Marshall had left a good few seasons back ?♂️ I felt like a right tit.
Tielemans63 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 The guy behind me yesterday: "he should be fined a week's wages for that the flashy ****" "I'm telling you, they should take his wages this week and give it to chariteh" "Honestly, he should say he don't want paying this week and refuse the moneh" "It's absolute robbereh, he shouldn't get a penneh" "He should give the club 40 grand this week" It's fair to say he was struggling to forgive Maddison for that penalty miss.
UniFox21 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 5 minutes ago, TaggertvsWise said: “Ian, Ian-Ian, Ian-Ian, Ian-Ian MARSHALL!” Me at the top of my voice, out of habit when the rest of the crowd chanted “WALKER!” who was in goal at an away game vs Palace many years ago. Marshall had left a good few seasons back ?♂️ I felt like a right tit. You've come to the right place!
shailen Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 Some fans just live in the moment. Remember one fan saying we should drop mahrez during our title winning season when he missed a penalty against Bournemouth I think it was.
inckley fox Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 I remember a guy who sat behind me and used to shout 'turn and face' all the time, often regardless of how unhelpful or irrelevant it was. It became like a nervous tick and evolved from a frustrated grumble in 1991 to - round about the time of our relegation in 1995 - standing up and bellowing it, red-faced and full of ale, at quite random intervals. Often at Neil Lewis. I'm not kidding, it was every game for about half of my youth. And I wasn't the only one who noticed it either. I only ever spoke to him once, when he was eating a pie in the concourse, and he was surprisingly charming. He liked Pink Floyd, if I remember correctly. He had a mate who threatened to hit my dad once because he called Theo Zagorakis rubbish. Which I don't think he was, in fairness.
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 So many over the years. Listed most of them on here at some point in similar threads but have so many always have a fresh one to air. This time I’ll go with “ that Chinese fella needs more minutes, what’s ez name, Kawasaki”
VLC86 Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 1 hour ago, kingfox said: Spurs home game in 2014, unfortunately I had two Spurs fans next to me. "Looks like Dembele is coming on". It was Paulinho. That is pretty wild to be fair.
Itsthejoeker Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 Had a guy a few years ago ask why Jermaine Beckford wasn’t playing in AFCON.
Bert Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 “I can’t believe we’re bringing Iniacho on instead of ozaki” “Choudhury is on the bench he just must’ve had his hair cut”
stevebfox Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 Sometimes go with my mate or borrow his season ticket in SK3 I think it is and there is a guy there who just swears and curses all game long at the top of his lungs. Every word you can think of - mostly about our players and the ref, got to the point that I don't want to go anymore or I'm likely to take his head off. Loads of kids around him and he behaves like that!
TheStig Posted 30 December 2018 Posted 30 December 2018 2 hours ago, Unabomber said: I think the club should round up all the morons posted about in this thread and make them sit together in a sound proof bubble. Just put a roof on KP.....
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