The Doctor Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 50 minutes ago, Daggers said: In Thracian’s defence, he used to coach a primary school squash team . FTFY
BenTheFox Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Not gonna lie, this thread is absolute gold.
ARTY_FOX Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 19 hours ago, Corky said: "Champions of England, you'll never sing that" to clubs who've won more titles than us. If you sang it to say Sunderland though you’d still have a point because none of them were born
ARTY_FOX Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 16 hours ago, RODNEY FERNIO said: There is a chap on this forum that keeps stating those words … wonder if it's him. Doesn’t sit near the 18 yard line does he? If so I might know them
Voll Blau Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 15 minutes ago, ARTY_FOX said: If you sang it to say Sunderland though you’d still have a point because none of them were born It's still shite patter. No one else who's won the league does it.
ARTY_FOX Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 3 minutes ago, Voll Blau said: It's still shite patter. No one else who's won the league does it. Not disagreeing with you that’s it’s stupid to sing just that certain teams that have won league titles before the song still he a point. As a side side not I think the 2 guys that sometimes sit next to me are on here as they’ve not been as unbearable since I had my rant. So thanks for that.
Suzie the Fox Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 @HighPeakFoxPerhaps i should mention the 3 guys that sat behind us when we played Newcastle last season
RonnieTodger Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 I laugh when reading these and then despair at the amount of morons in the stands. Some woman behind me calls Ghezzal, ‘Mahrez’ and nobody has ever found it funny. Still does it every game. The best was at a game when a lad who must have been at least 16 asked his dad if Craig Levein is responsible for pumping up the footballs.
onekeithweller Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 2 hours ago, Dorchester Fox said: I’ll always remember the Porto game when a young fool sat behind me shouted out with no sense of irony & a genuine misunderstanding of European geography.. ‘**** off back to Spain you twats’.. Reminds me of commentary I heard years ago with Alan Green and Trevor Brooking. A Brazilian player was booked for something he said. Brooking: "The ref must understand Brazilian" Green: "You mean Portuguese?" Brooking: "No he's definitely Brazilian".
Guest MattP Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 American advert but you could do a pretty similar version of this for English fans. A guy near me at Filbert Street would often shout "kick it" at random times as if professional footballers hadn't thought of it.
Matt_Lcfc Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 11 hours ago, Asha said: Obviously it's moronic. Doesn't Shaqiri have Albanian roots though? I'm not exactly sure but there was a lot of stuff about him winding up Serbia fans when he scored against them. He does have Albanian roots, yeah. Still, we all have roots from different countries that you could trace. Doesn’t make us from that county and certainly doesn’t make us a car washer
Matt_Lcfc Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Atletico Madrid at home in 2017. was queuing up to have my ticket checked etc, some Atletico fans come past, not causing trouble. One was playing an instrument and they were lightly singing “Athletico, Athletico” Some clever guy turns around to his son, around the tender age of 5 and goes “bloody hell mate, be grateful your English”
Unabomber Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Another one that annoys me when we have like 5 corners and every one doesn’t beat the first man or goes straight out of play etc. We then have corner number 6 and we play it short. Cut to “GET IT IN THE BOX YOU STUPID TWATS!” Erm they tried and can’t do that.
Grebfromgrebland Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 20 hours ago, Corky said: "Champions of England, you'll never sing that" to clubs who've won more titles than us. I'm pretty sure we're being ironic. Especially when we sing it to man utd etc.
That_Dude Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 20 hours ago, Costock_Fox said: “GET ON SIDE YOU TWAT” from a throw in. My sides.
VLC86 Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 11 minutes ago, That_Dude said: My sides. That was the same person at the same game as the “bigger goals” comment .
That_Dude Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 6 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: That was the same person at the same game as the “bigger goals” comment . To be fair there are quite a few who don't know about the "no offside in throw-ins" rule even among regulars, but being guilty of both offenses is quite a feat
Yes N'Didi Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Bloke behind me with his two young kids in the first season back in the Prem. Makes a bold decision fairly early on with regards to colourful language at the football that instead of accepting there will be words that the kids hear that they shouldn’t repeat, that instead he will try and drown out the lyrics sung by 32,000 people and replace them with his own family friendly version. OH HIS NAME IS LEONARDO. LEICESTER’S NUMBER 23. YES HE COST A LOT OF MONEY. Unbelievable.
Mayofox Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Not moronic, just funny. Was at a match where we had waves of attack, sitting with an 8 year old. Finally we got a penalty, he says "Who to?"
StanSP Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 Just remembered another thing as well from the City game (as they're the only ones that have tried to catch us out with it). Ederson took a goal-kick and it went over our defence to Aguero. So many screams of 'OFFSIDE!!!' Do these people not know the rules?! You can't be offside from a goal-kick, ladies and gents.
Dan Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 5 hours ago, Dorchester Fox said: I’ll always remember the Porto game when a young fool sat behind me shouted out with no sense of irony & a genuine misunderstanding of European geography.. ‘**** off back to Spain you twats’.. Could've been at Casillas
UniFox21 Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 1 hour ago, Yes N'Didi said: Bloke behind me with his two young kids in the first season back in the Prem. Makes a bold decision fairly early on with regards to colourful language at the football that instead of accepting there will be words that the kids hear that they shouldn’t repeat, that instead he will try and drown out the lyrics sung by 32,000 people and replace them with his own family friendly version. OH HIS NAME IS LEONARDO. LEICESTER’S NUMBER 23. YES HE COST A LOT OF MONEY. Unbelievable. When my brother was a lot younger, my dad would tell him that the crowd was calling the ref a banker, as that was his other job! The things parents do to keep their youngest ones innocent!
ThaiFox Posted 31 December 2018 Posted 31 December 2018 I lived in Southend for a while and a couple of incidents spring to mind. I remember being at a Southend United league match and they paraded their new manager (Alan Little) just before kick off, to huge applause. 10 minutes after kick off the opposition scored and 5 minutes later it was 2-0 and the bloke next to me started ranting and shouting: "This blokes no better that the last manager!" Also, when our own and the great Arthur Rowley was managing them in division 4 (as it was then) the crowd were shouting 'Arthur Rowley's blue & white army'. Southend went 1-0 down and the chants immediately turned to 'Rowley out, Rowley out!' Just shows the impossible job managers have!
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