That Didn't Happen

[Beliall]

So many of these popping up i thought it may deserve a thread. this to start:

 

[StanSP]

This Twitter account has many

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA

[Guest Manini]

The twitter account Stan has posted above is absolute gold. I’ve found myself scrolling through it for hours before now. 

 

Some of them are absolutely ridiculous  

 

oh **** me actually I hadn’t read the above post properly, that is a contender for one of the most blatant I’ve seen  

[Fox92]

1 minute ago, StanSP said:

This Twitter account has many

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA

Oh man I do enjoy reading blatant lies.

 

This account and there's a subreddit too, I spend ages trawling through them. Always staggered with what people come up with.

[Guest the fox]

Edit: some of those post aren't half as bad as the "my 3 year old said" ones

[Beliall]

4 minutes ago, StanSP said:

This Twitter account has many

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA

this is where i took the OP from. its amazing the crap people come out with

[Tuna]

This case from a few years ago:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-34346798

[ealingfox]

Eubank has this year wrapped up.

[Strokes]

16 minutes ago, Beliall said:

So many of these popping up i thought it may deserve a thread. this to start:

 

I’m not that much older than her. Cheeky cow.

[Trav Le Bleu]

56 minutes ago, Beliall said:

So many of these popping up i thought it may deserve a thread. this to start:

 

Was she by any chance listening to Gangnam Style by Psi?

[Beliall]

5 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Was she by any chance listening to Gangnam Style by Psi?

that would explain the running on the spot i guess.

[urban.spaceman]

 

[urban.spaceman]

 

[Nalis]

Who won the didnt happen of the year award 2018? The bar was very high.

[ealingfox]

1 minute ago, Nalis said:

Who won the didnt happen of the year award 2018? The bar was very high.

 

 

[Finnegan]

11 hours ago, StanSP said:

This Twitter account has many

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA

 

There's a whole subreddit for r/thathappened that's full of this stuff, although I think this one is a little more r/quityourbullshit territory. 

 

There's even r/nothingeverhappens which is funny because its people taking the piss out of stuff that's posted in stuff happens because it's not that unbelievable. 

[420Hashish]

[Guest Manini]

I’m going to start using WRONG ANSWER BUDDY on here when somebody posts something I don’t agree with 

[Strokes]

1 minute ago, Manini said:

I’m going to start using WRONG ANSWER BUDDY on here when somebody posts something I don’t agree with 

It’s a bit sexist pal.

[Guest Manini]

Just now, Strokes said:

It’s a bit sexist pal.

WRONG ANSWER BU....

[Beliall]

[MC Prussian]

Anyone heard Julia Price's music? ?

#thatdidnothappen

 

To what lengths these attention-seekers go.

http://www.killingmycareer.com/thesociopathicbusinessmodel/a-conversation-we-all-should-be-having-abusive-people-make-up-false-stories-for-attention-julia-price/

Then again, she lives in California, so...

 

(Sorry, California!)

[urban.spaceman]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/18/jussie-smollett-chicago-police-interview-attack

 

Actor from Empire was the victim of a racist and homophobic attack a few weeks ago by by two white people wearing MAGA hats. 

 

... Turns out they were a pair of Nigerian brothers who had been extras on his show and he paid them to do it. 

[AKCJ]

54 minutes ago, Beliall said:

As opposed to just texting your husband like a normal ****ing person?

[RoboFox]

People are liars. Always have been, always will be.

 

The problem with the internet is that it's given morons the perfect platform to lie to more morons than ever before. 

 

I'm equal parts annoyed and sympathetic towards dipsticks like Julia Price and her ilk. Just so insecure that she's willing to lie over and over again, spinning these elaborate #FeelGood stories in a desperate attempt to get strangers to notice she exists.

 

And yet, we just keep scrolling...