murphy Posted 15 October 2019 Posted 15 October 2019 To the tune of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles: Co-leen Rooney I hear your basement's slowly leaking Co-leen Rooney I hear that Wayne pre-fers old dears It's in The Sun Love from Rebekah It's in The Sun And I say It's alright
deanolegend1989 Posted 15 October 2019 Posted 15 October 2019 Coleen had a dream, About our Jamie’s queen, She found the culprit and it was one of our oooooown. On TV shes back, The flooding attaaaaaack, Rebecca Vardy, we know you leaked that! Woah woah woah.
The People's Hero Posted 15 October 2019 Posted 15 October 2019 Probably best just to ignore the cretin and hope she finds something else to do
HybridFox Posted 15 October 2019 Posted 15 October 2019 Who's that viewing private accounts? Is it a Vardy? Rebekkah Vardy! (What's that coming over the hill is it a monster)
LinekersLugs Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 Mrs Vardy is a narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband going to Arsenal ! And people on here are willing to try and support her because she sold fake stories to The Sun newspaper I’m going to have a shower in bleach and hope I can get myself clean by the weekend , cos FT has made me feel dirty
LinekersLugs Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 19 hours ago, The People's Hero said: Probably best just to ignore the cretin and hope she finds something else to do Which cretin ? Vardy or Rooney ?
weller54 Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 Coleen Coleen Coleen Coleeeenn.. I'm begging of you Don't let him take my Nan...
Guest Cujek Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 Lestah Lestah Lestah To the tune of Lestah Lestah Lestah
Babylon Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 2 hours ago, LinekersLugs said: Mrs Vardy is a narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband to Arsenal And people here are willing to support her because she sold fake stories to a reporter Is that to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain"?
HighPeakFox Posted 16 October 2019 Posted 16 October 2019 6 hours ago, LinekersLugs said: Mrs Vardy is a narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband going to Arsenal ! Evidence please.
LinekersLugs Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 20 hours ago, HighPeakFox said: Evidence please. When has that ever been the benchmark on this nut house
HighPeakFox Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 1 hour ago, LinekersLugs said: When has that ever been the benchmark on this nut house Irrelevant, I asked you to provide evidence for what you alleged.
sylofox Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 On 14/10/2019 at 11:26, Foxxed said: Every post you make Every story you fake She's be leeaakking you You trying to tell us our Rebecca is lesbian?
Evington Fosse Fox Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 To the tune of 'shes coming round the mountain' Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s, Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s, Wayne will sit back watching, whilst his brothers doing the rockin, Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s,
Evington Fosse Fox Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 2 minutes ago, Evington Fosse Fox said: To the tune of 'shes coming round the mountain' Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s, Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s, Wayne will sit back watching, whilst his brothers doing the rockin, Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s, Can change 'his brother' to Beckham, Giggys, Rio,.. '
LinekersLugs Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 12 hours ago, HighPeakFox said: Irrelevant, I asked you to provide evidence for what you alleged. She told me ..... over a G&T in Harvey Nics
murphy Posted 17 October 2019 Posted 17 October 2019 On 16/10/2019 at 06:19, LinekersLugs said: Mrs Vardy is a narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband going to Arsenal ! And people on here are willing to try and support her because she sold fake stories to The Sun newspaper I’m going to have a shower in bleach and hope I can get myself clean by the weekend , cos FT has made me feel dirty I don't think that you've quite entered into the spirit of this thread. It's just a bit of fun through the torpor of the international break. I mean no one's actually gonna sing any of this crap. ...At least I hope not!
MPH Posted 18 October 2019 Posted 18 October 2019 Today is gonna be the day when i write a post all about you By now you should have some how realized that i know it’s you I don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the water in my basement is out i’m sure you’ve heard it all before but that’s because everyone was blocked out I don’t believe anybody feels the way i do about you now.. And all the snakes you shared them with are hiding... and all your assistants people blamed it on are denying.. There are many things i would like to say to you but you blocked me now And maybe... your gonna be the one who saves me career Because after all i’m only 4ft tall. Sorry guys i’m just really bored!
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2019 Posted 18 October 2019 Here comes the Sun do da da da dah Here comes the Sun do da da da dah its all shite Tune of”Here comes the sun” or “She’ll be coming round the mountain “
Wolfboy Posted 31 October 2019 Posted 31 October 2019 On 14/10/2019 at 11:43, Houdini Logic said: She’s desperate for attention She’ll lie to get a mention He’ll **** you for your pension The Rooney Family May have to rewrite the lyrics?
dyanmark Posted 31 October 2019 Posted 31 October 2019 All very good stuff in the poetry dept but my son has met the lady(coleen) and she was very pleasant apparently- on the train with her kids.. No lets do the song antway
Houdini Logic Posted 31 October 2019 Posted 31 October 2019 3 hours ago, Wolfboy said: May have to rewrite the lyrics? ****s sake... what words even rhyme with Skittle Vodka...
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