Shmokeee Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Ok I’m in. to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain. well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged and you wonder what Colleen thinks when she sniffs his bits and it stinks. and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head.
goose2010 Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 2 minutes ago, Shmokeee said: Ok I’m in. to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain. well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged and you wonder what Colleen thinks when she sniffs his bits and it stinks. and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head.
Guest Markyblue Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 26 minutes ago, Shmokeee said: Ok I’m in. to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain. well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged and you wonder what Colleen thinks when she sniffs his bits and it stinks. and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head. It is you jamie isn't it.
Alf Bentley Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 To the tune of Dolly Parton's "Jolene"... "Coleen...Coleen....Coleen....Coleen, Please don't unfriend me just because you can, Coleen...Coleen....Coleen....Coleen, Love your fake news E-Net*. We mean it, man!**" * Copyright: My ex-mother-in-law ** Copyright: Matlock/Lydon/Cook/Jones
Babylon Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 28 minutes ago, Tuna said: Embarrassing. What tune is that too?
Foxxed Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Oasis - She's Electric Sheeeee's connected She posted things you've never expected But Reeebekkaaaa knows She wants a babbyyy In fact she wants a girlyyyy The doctors canny tell her But Reeeebekkaaaa knows
Ric Flair Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 DON'TCHYA WISH YER BIRD WAS A GRASS LIKE ME, DON'TCHYAAAA?
Finnegan Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 1 minute ago, Ric Flair said: DON'TCHYA WISH YER BIRD WAS A GRASS LIKE ME, DON'TCHYAAAA? Please don't encourage these idiots.
Ric Flair Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Just now, Finnegan said: Please don't encourage these idiots. Hahaha sorry Finners
Haywood_6 Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Take a look at Wayne's girlfriend, She's the only one he's got, Not much of a girlfriend, That's why he shags fat grans a lot
fazzyfox Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 To the tune of "The Conga" in E minor with a diminished seventh:- Oh, once there was a loony by the name of Colleen Rooney Her private messages leaked In the Sun every Week She blamed Rebekah Vardy And went all f***ing mardy She tried to trap her What an attention seeking slapper
Foxxed Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Eleanor Rigby Co-leen Rooney Posts on a stream in the app where a melodrama has been Lives in a stream Looks at a paper Wearing the face that she keeps for a rage in the 'bloids Who leaked the story? All the ****ing stories Where do they all come from? All the ****ing stories Where do they all come from?
Aus Fox Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 15 minutes ago, Foxxed said: Oasis - She's Electric Sheeeee's connected She posted things you've never expected But Reeebekkaaaa knows She wants a babbyyy In fact she wants a girlyyyy The doctors canny tell her But Reeeebekkaaaa knows She’s on Insta our Becky never missed her so when hubby’s out with an old spinster She’s gonna need more time Cause I’ll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me I’ve posted it for the world to see Lots and lots for us to do shes on Insta can I be on insta tooo She’s attention seeking She said the old basements leaking but when old pipes get wet its usually to do with Wayne Cause I'll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me I’ve posted it for the world to see lots and lots for us to do shes on insta, can I be on insta too can i be on insta too can I be on insta too can I be on insta too
Alf Bentley Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 22 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Please don't encourage these idiots. Sorry, Granddad.
Ric Flair Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 7 minutes ago, Aus Fox said: She’s on Insta our Becky never missed her so when hubby’s out with an old spinster She’s gonna need more time Cause I’ll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me I’ve posted it for the world to see Lots and lots for us to do shes on Insta can I be on insta tooo She’s attention seeking She said the old basements leaking but when old pipes get wet its usually to do with Wayne Cause I'll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me I’ve posted it for the world to see lots and lots for us to do shes on insta, can I be on insta too can i be on insta too can I be on insta too can I be on insta too AAAAAGGGGUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Probably something to the tune of Every Breath You Take by The Police.
Foxxed Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 13 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said: Probably something to the tune of Every Breath You Take by The Police. Every post you make Every story you fake She's be leeaakking you
Carl the Llama Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 For the love of God ban the international breaks already.
FLAN Posted 14 October 2019 Posted 14 October 2019 Instagram and into grans could be worked in somehow
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