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Song for coleen

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Posted

Ok I’m in.

to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain.

 

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

and you wonder what Colleen thinks

when she sniffs his bits and it stinks.

 and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head.

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Shmokeee said:

Ok I’m in.

to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain.

 

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

and you wonder what Colleen thinks

when she sniffs his bits and it stinks.

 and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head.

 

:nigel:

Guest Markyblue
Posted
26 minutes ago, Shmokeee said:

Ok I’m in.

to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain.

 

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

well you wonder just how many grans he’s shagged

and you wonder what Colleen thinks

when she sniffs his bits and it stinks.

 and he wears a fvcking merkin on his head.

 

It is you jamie isn't it.

Posted

To the tune of Dolly Parton's "Jolene"...

 

"Coleen...Coleen....Coleen....Coleen,

Please don't unfriend me just because you can,

Coleen...Coleen....Coleen....Coleen,

Love your fake news E-Net*. We mean it, man!**"

 

* Copyright: My ex-mother-in-law

** Copyright: Matlock/Lydon/Cook/Jones

 

:whistle:

Posted

Oasis - She's Electric

 

Sheeeee's connected

She posted things you've never expected

But Reeebekkaaaa knows

 

She wants a babbyyy

In fact she wants a girlyyyy

The doctors canny tell her

But Reeeebekkaaaa knows

 

Posted

To the tune of "The Conga" in E minor with a diminished seventh:-

 

Oh, once there was a loony

by the name of Colleen Rooney

Her private messages leaked

In the Sun every Week

 

She blamed Rebekah Vardy

And went all f***ing mardy

She tried to trap her

What an attention seeking slapper

 

Posted

Eleanor Rigby

 

Co-leen Rooney

Posts on a stream in the app where a melodrama has been

Lives in a stream

 

Looks at a paper

Wearing the face that she keeps for a rage in the 'bloids

Who leaked the story?

 

All the ****ing stories

Where do they all come from?

All the ****ing stories

Where do they all come from?

Posted
15 minutes ago, Foxxed said:

Oasis - She's Electric

 

Sheeeee's connected

She posted things you've never expected

But Reeebekkaaaa knows

 

She wants a babbyyy

In fact she wants a girlyyyy

The doctors canny tell her

But Reeeebekkaaaa knows

 

 

She’s on Insta

our Becky never missed her

so when hubby’s out with an old spinster

She’s gonna need more time

 

Cause I’ll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me

I’ve posted it for the world to see

Lots and lots for us to do

shes on Insta can I be on insta tooo


She’s attention seeking

She said the old basements leaking

but when old pipes get wet

its usually to do with Wayne

 

Cause I'll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me

I’ve posted it for the world to see 

lots and lots for us to do

shes on insta, can I be on insta too

 

can i be on insta too

can I be on insta too

can I be on insta too

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, Aus Fox said:

 

She’s on Insta

our Becky never missed her

so when hubby’s out with an old spinster

She’s gonna need more time

 

Cause I’ll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me

I’ve posted it for the world to see

Lots and lots for us to do

shes on Insta can I be on insta tooo


She’s attention seeking

She said the old basements leaking

but when old pipes get wet

its usually to do with Wayne

 

Cause I'll say it’s you and you’ll say it’s me

I’ve posted it for the world to see 

lots and lots for us to do

shes on insta, can I be on insta too

 

can i be on insta too

can I be on insta too

can I be on insta too

 

AAAAAGGGGUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted
13 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Probably something to the tune of Every Breath You Take by The Police. 

 

:ph34r:

Every post you make
Every story you fake
She's be leeaakking you

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