Song for coleen

[Foxxed]

7 minutes ago, FLAN said:

Instagram and into grans could be worked in somehow 

Every post you make
Every story you fake
Every gran you hate
She'll be leaking you?

[Houdini Logic]

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

Edited 14 October 2019 by Houdini Logic

[urban.spaceman]

8 minutes ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

WE HAVE A WINNER! 

[foxy boxing]

Coleen, Coleen. You've been mean, You've been mean

To Vardy's missus, to Vardy's missus

Coleen, Coleen. you've been mean, you've been mean

stop being a diva queen

Coleen Coleen, you've been mean and we've all seen

so stop being a diva queen.

[foxestalkisfullofidiots]

Please get rid of the international break

[HighPeakFox]

3 hours ago, Walshie is God said:

Anyone got any thoughts?

Yes. Absolutely ignore it. 

[Babylon]

1 hour ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

I was staunchly against this... but you've brought it back to 50/50. 

[The Horse's Mouth]

CHEER UP COLEEN ROONEY

OH WHAT COULD IT MEAN

TO BE A SAD SCOUSE BASTARD WITH A GRANNY SHAGGING FELLA WAAAHEEY

[Steven]

Bat out of hell? 

[Guest Markyblue]

1 hour ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

Genius. 👍👏

[urban.spaceman]

26 minutes ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

CHEER UP COLEEN ROONEY

OH WHAT COULD IT MEAN

TO BE A SAD SCOUSE BASTARD WITH A GRANNY SHAGGING FELLA WAAAHEEY

**** OFF OUR COLEEEEEEN

OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN

TO A,

HATE INCITING SCOUSER

WITH A

GRANNY SHAGGING SPOUSE RRRRRRRR

 

 

[urban.spaceman]

Wayne Rooney

oooohhh

Wayne Rooney

oooohhh

Leaks stories on Instagram

Watch out or he’ll shag your nan. 

Edited 14 October 2019 by urban.spaceman

[Guest Markyblue]

Its getting very competitive now.

[HighPeakFox]

3 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

Ok this deserves attention as excellent. 

[Cameron Davidson]

"Oh she liked it the best, 

but Instagram's got her stressed, 

'cus that Vardy's a pest, 

and she's really distressed.. 

 

Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney...

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

 

 

Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby.

 

 

 

I'm sorry...….

 

[Lambert09]

He's one of our own, He's one of our own, Leaky basement, He's one of our own ...

[Mehrez]

I wish some of our own songs were as good as these 

[LCFC FOX]

4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

 if I don’t hear this at games I’ll be disappointed 

[foxfanazer]

I wanna get off this world  ow please

[Mehrez]

Stick a pony in me pocket

I’ll fetch the story from the gram

Cos if you want the best ones

But you don't ask questions

Then brother, I'm your wag 

 

Cause where it all came from was a mystery,

Until she outed me, for the world to see

But here's the one that's driving me berserk
When did Coleen become Agatha?

 

Na Na Na Na

[Jobyfox]

4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

I’m afraid this thread was misguided and most of the contributions are awful.

 

But I suppose this proves that something good may come from every stupid idea.

 

I like it! 

[Molson Canadian]

5 hours ago, Foxxed said:

Every post you make
Every story you fake
She's be leeaakking you

This is it!!!!! 

[KingsX]

4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

 

No way could this whole pointless cluster f*** have happened for any good reason...?

But you have gone and proved the saying true.  Fair play, for leading us to the light. 

[Collymore]

Hey Coleen don't make it bad
Take your password and make it better
Remember to keep it close to your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Edited 14 October 2019 by Collymore

[bovril]

Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleeeeen,

Careful what you post on instagram

Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleeeeeen,

You husband likes to secretly shag grans

Edited 14 October 2019 by bovril