Worst modern day XI

[49er]

13 minutes ago, 49er said:

Not sure if anyone remembers Paul Brown who played left back and only made one appearance in a home FA cup game against Notts County in the Milne era. He was ripped to shreds by Iain McCulloch and was never seen again.

[Stadt]

Lingard, Powell and Kane might not be the worst players but they put in pathetic performances for us on loan

[M0901]

Jordan Stewart was decent I thought, especially in the 02/03 season

[Fish]

Akinbadbye, now someone remind me the first goal he scored Against who ? He ran to half way line ,shirt off, now I think that means he must be taken off list ( sort of giggs moment with muscle !) 

[Bob Farley]

Akinbye was made worse by the fact he replaced Heskey . 

[ealingfox]

No way Jordan Stewart would even be close to our worst XI

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Echo the reactions to Jordan Stewart being in the OP, he was more than steady for us.

Jason Jarrett, Shaun Newton, Carl Cort, Gabor Bori, Roman Bednar, Andy Johnson, Kelvin Etuhu, Hossein Kaebi and Radostin Kishishev can get in the bin.

[lildave3]

2 hours ago, M0901 said:

Jordan Stewart was decent I thought, especially in the 02/03 season

As an 11 year old boy I genuinely thought he was the solution to England’s left wing problem they had at the time. 😂

[Aus Fox]

Going to throw in the name Ryan Smith, joined us on loan from Arsenal and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player with a worse attitude towards football than him.

Pretty sure he was dubbed a wonder kid and was touted as a future England international, from what I remember he was quick, skilful but didn’t look like he actually wanted to play football either that or thought he was better than us and in the end I think his career dwindled and I presume he sank down the divisions.

[Guest Electric Yetis]

2 hours ago, Fish said:

Akinbadbye, now someone remind me the first goal he scored Against who ? He ran to half way line ,shirt off, now I think that means he must be taken off list ( sort of giggs moment with muscle !) 

Wasn't his first goal. It was near enough his last for us, against Sunderland at home.

[Heathrow fox]

2 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

Going to throw in the name Ryan Smith, joined us on loan from Arsenal and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player with a worse attitude towards football than him.

Pretty sure he was dubbed a wonder kid and was touted as a future England international, from what I remember he was quick, skilful but didn’t look like he actually wanted to play football either that or thought he was better than us and in the end I think his career dwindled and I presume he sank down the divisions.

Yet another super debut,followed by dross.Bobbed about a bit with Millwall, Derby,Palace and Southampton.Played for 2 clubs in the States.Ended up in Greece.

[Lambert09]

Personally really liked Jordan Stewart 

 

* should have read the whole thread first, plenty in here supporting this. Glad my memory wasn’t completely warped, I thought I’d missed something. 

[ThorpeAstleyFox]

Lee Marshall.

[M0901]

4 hours ago, ThorpeAstleyFox said:

Lee Marshall.

Oh god he was horrendous. He used to wear the collar up on his shirt all the time too 😂 not sure why it did annoy me so much but it did

[Guest Manini]

I used to wear my socks over my knees on Sunday mornings at football because of Jordan Stewart.

 

Beckford is a bit harsh too, I’ve seen him mentioned. He came across as a bit of a bellend who never really wanted to be here but he scored some good goals. Hatty against Forest too so that raises his stock a bit. 

[Heathrow fox]

Surprised Peter Gilbert hasn’t had a mention.

[Heathrow fox]

19 hours ago, Brooksy said:

Harsh on Beckford really

He knew where the back of the net was.Think he had an injury hit start for us and questionable attitude.Though he’s become a decent pundit.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

The dark days of Brian Carey and Nicky Mohan as our CB pairing.

[Mike Oxlong]

45 minutes ago, Manini said:

I used to wear my socks over my knees on Sunday mornings at football because of Jordan Stewart.

 

Beckford is a bit harsh too, I’ve seen him mentioned. He came across as a bit of a bellend who never really wanted to be here but he scored some good goals. Hatty against Forest too so that raises his stock a bit. 

I used to because of Britney Spears 

[Guest Manini]

Just now, Mike Oxlong said:

I used to because of Britney Spears 

Well I mean I told everyone it was because of Jordan Stewart....

[Guest Electric Yetis]

48 minutes ago, Heathrow fox said:

Surprised Peter Gilbert hasn’t had a mention.

He has.

[Crazy Kop Corner]

I thought Luis Hernandez was absolutely garbage for us - He put in one of the worst displays I've ever seen away at Bournemouth in the 2016 / 2017 season - He made their left wing back look world class and I was embarrassed for the lad. 

 

Ron Robert Zieler was in goal and he takes some beating in the crap stakes as well. 

 

I appreciate the malaise of players we had come through from 2003 to 2008 were probably worse but these two were totally toilet for us I thought. 

[MGLCFC]

Patrick Gerrbrand all over the place at centre half

[Heathrow fox]

28 minutes ago, pds said:

He has.

Top of page 2 my mistake.Often feel like I imagined him and that he didn’t actually exist 

[Guest Manini]

5 minutes ago, MGLCFC said:

Patrick Gerrbrand all over the place at centre half

Remember those ****ing weird sock tie things the players used to wear for like a season with the players name and number on? I’ve got a signed pair of his. Honestly I think they go down categorically as the worst piece of football memorabilia anybody has ever owned.