Birds you fancy off the telly

[Officer Doofy]

11 hours ago, danny. said:

Good to see you always stick to your principles.

 

She's not even good looking, boob job and a personal trainer + good makeup

[Libertine]

12 minutes ago, Samilktray said:

I simply cannot believe a real person would type this post out and then post it

You know what though, from a fellow Countdown gooner, he's bloody right.

[kingfox]

8 hours ago, Libertine said:

Can we just get back to the original intention of the thread lads? I’ve been edging for days.

Be patient mate.

 

This thread will be cooking with Snooker refs in a few weeks time 🔥

[Raj]

2 hours ago, kingfox said:

Be patient mate.

 

This thread will be cooking with Snooker refs in a few weeks time 🔥

Oh ffs....🙄

[fazzyfox]

On 01/04/2026 at 21:20, danny. said:

Questionable, maybe it's all push up bras and padding.

I’ll have 2 from the top and one from the bottom please 

[MC Prussian]

Rachel Parris.

 

Mr. Bigstroke is a lucky man.

[CornwallFox]

24 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

Rachel Parris.

 

Mr. Bigstroke is a lucky man.

Correct 

[Libertine]

37 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

Rachel Parris.

 

Mr. Bigstroke is a lucky man.

She's a lucky woman by the sounds of that! 

[MaidstoneFox]

2 hours ago, CornwallFox said:

Correct 

Leicester lass 

[MC Prussian]

1 hour ago, MaidstoneFox said:

Leicester lass 

Yes, foxy. Very. 

[BeaumontFox]

Quite like Pascha from the Apprentice, but she’s a proper slag 😂😂

 

[spacemunky]

5 hours ago, BeaumontFox said:

Quite like Pascha from the Apprentice, but she’s a proper slag 😂😂

 

That's not Kim Kardashian?

[The Bear]

More botox than Harley Street. 

[BeaumontFox]

2 minutes ago, spacemunky said:

That's not Kim Kardashian?

I see the resemblance, but no.

 

[BeaumontFox]

2 minutes ago, The Bear said:

More botox than Harley Street. 

The other woman is wider than Harley Street

 

[Parafox]

5 hours ago, BeaumontFox said:

Quite like Pascha from the Apprentice, but she’s a proper slag 😂😂

 

How do you know this?

 

Still, at least there's no horrible camel toe.

Edited 12 April by Parafox

[The Bear]

1 minute ago, Parafox said:

How do you know this?

More bangs than Stevie Wonders toes?

[Parafox]

Just now, The Bear said:

More bangs than Stevie Wonders toes?

Is there evidence of this?

 

At least Bonnie Blue went public.

 

 

[HighPeakFox]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

How do you know this?

 

Still, at least there's no horrible camel toe.

I suspect he mistyped 'bet'. 

[Chiltern Fox]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

How do you know this?

 

Still, at least there's no horrible camel toe.

What's the issue with a CT?

[Dr Marco]

Ellie Kildunne

 

[Mike Oxlong]

All the women's 6 nations players are hotties tbf 

 

 

[Danizen]

Not on tv (but still on a screen), this is how I feel when I see that woman on the club shop website, wearing the worst clothes known to man:

 

 

 

 

[Parafox]

On 17/04/2026 at 10:29, Mike Oxlong said:

All the women's 6 nations players are hotties tbf 

 

 

The best joke post of the year so far 

[Parafox]

On 12/04/2026 at 21:01, Chiltern Fox said:

What's the issue with a CT?

Yuk!