Birds you fancy off the telly

[Zear0]

6 minutes ago, Dr Marco said:

Paul Badosa, tennis player

 

Paul? Best looking bloke I've ever seen. 

[Raj]

On 15/02/2026 at 00:33, MaidstoneFox said:

 

Does Hollie Davidson wet your whistle?

Mods.

Ban deserved for this 

[CornwallFox]

Good lord there is some quality totty on display athletically right now.

 

Jutta Leerdam, Keely Hodgkinson, Eileen Gu

 

Sorry if already named but a few more pics can't hurt, can it?

 

[Unabomber]

On 13/02/2026 at 22:04, ThurmastonFox said:

 

This can’t be serious 

[Officer Doofy]

Eileen Gu is pwoper norteh

[spacemunky]

7 minutes ago, Officer Doofy said:

Eileen Gu is pwoper norteh

I don't wanna be inappropriate or anything, but she is gorgeous. 

[Parafox]

15 minutes ago, Officer Doofy said:

Eileen Gu is pwoper norteh

 

7 minutes ago, spacemunky said:

I don't wanna be inappropriate or anything, but she is gorgeous. 

 

Edited 20 February by Parafox

[Jattdogg]

6 hours ago, spacemunky said:

I don't wanna be inappropriate or anything, but she is gorgeous. 

I would give her the best 30 second shag ever. Of course she would take a hard pass.

[Dr Marco]

19 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

I would give her the best 30 second shag ever. Of course she would take a hard pass.

" Oi oi oi Lee Satchell you bastard 
Stop trying to shag the birds and fight the geezers 
Mines a Kronenberg mate 
The streets.."

 

 

 

[worthosoriginals]

On 15/02/2026 at 12:49, Trav Le Bleu said:

This thread should be retitled "Women (cos we're above calling women birds, right lads?) You Fancy Who Are Sometimes On Telly Because They're Involved In Sports".

Or, the women  blokes who can't get a real one  fantasise for a wank about.

[filthyfox]

I...  quite like Kurishma from the Apprentice.  I rrally dont know why, though!

[Trav Le Bleu]

19 minutes ago, filthyfox said:

I...  quite like Kurishma from the Apprentice.  I rrally dont know why, though!

I don't know why either.

[phoneticerror]

On 21/02/2026 at 23:29, filthyfox said:

I...  quite like Kurishma from the Apprentice.  I rrally dont know why, though!

The Apprentice has been starving of talent for a few years, but even then, she’s still very, very low on the list 

[Guest worth_the_wait]

Ruth Langsford.  Not bad, for an oldie.

 

 

[Tommy G]

On 23/02/2026 at 21:03, worth_the_wait said:

Ruth Langsford.  Not bad, for an oldie.

 

 

Temporary ban and warning points

[skolfoxes]

On 23/02/2026 at 21:03, worth_the_wait said:

Ruth Langsford.  Not bad, for an oldie.

 

 

This has prompted me to go back and watch the video of Eamon Holmes falling off his chair live on GB News, so just want to say thanks for that.

[Parafox]

On 23/02/2026 at 21:03, worth_the_wait said:

Ruth Langsford.  Not bad, for an oldie.

 

 

Eamonn Holmes was certainly punching...

Edited 25 February by Parafox

[SystonFox]

On 25/02/2026 at 19:52, Parafox said:

Eamonn Holmes was certainly punching...

punching himself in the head you mean

[filthyfox]

I WANT Kurishma, especially now i know shes a gamer

[filthyfox]

She is like, looking fitter and fitter every week, innit???!

[Parafox]

43 minutes ago, filthyfox said:

She is like, looking fitter and fitter every week, innit???!

Pics, then. Otherwise it's like watching a film with subtitles without visuals

Edited 13 March by Parafox

[Trav Le Bleu]

On 21/02/2026 at 23:29, filthyfox said:

I...  quite like Kurishma from the Apprentice.  I rrally dont know why, though!

 

40 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Pics, then. Otherwise it's like watching a film with subtitles without visuals

Be careful what you wish for.

[Tommy Fresh]

41 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Pics, then. Otherwise it's like watching a film with subtitles without visuals

You're already on the internet, just Google if you wanna see man

[Dreadnought]

3 hours ago, filthyfox said:

She is like, looking fitter and fitter every week, innit???!

Gillette. 
The best a man can get. 

[The Bear]

19 hours ago, Tommy Fresh said:

You're already on the internet, just Google if you wanna see man

That's the whole point of this thread FFS. 

 

Anyone can say there's loads of fit women around. Just Google them. 

 

/thread.