Birds you fancy off the telly

[Thefox81]

 

Marina Purkiss. British political commentator.

[Parafox]

11 hours ago, Thefox81 said:

 

Marina Purkiss. British political commentator.

Fit and intelligent.

 

Sometimes the two don't go together.

[winteriscoming]

Laura woods presenting the Arsenal champions league game last night looking stunning. Anyone got that pic with her on the touchline? 

[Trav Le Bleu]

16 hours ago, Parafox said:

Fit and intelligent.

 

Sometimes the two don't go together.

Same goes for men too.

 

I mean, I'm not intelligent.

[The Bear]

2 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Same goes for men too.

 

I mean, I'm not intelligent.

I'm incredibly intelligent. I'd trade some of it in for being a bit more of a looker. 

[Raj]

1 minute ago, The Bear said:

I'm incredibly intelligent. I'd trade some of it in for being a bit more of a looker. 

@StanSP is both!

[Kinowe Soorie]

19 hours ago, winteriscoming said:

Laura woods presenting the Arsenal champions league game last night looking stunning. Anyone got that pic with her on the touchline? 

 

[The Bear]

27 minutes ago, Kinowe Soorie said:

 

 

[Officer Doofy]

Someone's had some work done 

[MaidstoneFox]

On 01/05/2026 at 18:01, Kinowe Soorie said:

 

Crikey, no wonder she normally keeps those covered up, Owen Hargreaves would be a dribbling wreck.

[Corky]

Google Laura Woods legs then clear the cache

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 hour ago, MaidstoneFox said:

Crikey, no wonder she normally keeps those covered up, Owen Hargreaves would be a dribbling wreck.

 

It's AI/fake. Laura Woods doesn't have big natties like that

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Gemma Arterton is still absurd and still completely Miquel

 

@The Bear she's over 15 so you might not be too keen but bloody hell she's attractive 

[The Bear]

1 hour ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Gemma Arterton is still absurd and still completely Miquel

 

@The Bear she's over 15 so you might not be too keen but bloody hell she's attractive 

I do really like Gems as I call her. Always have. She's definitely aged well as you say. 

[Thefox81]

 

Agreed.

[Zear0]

2 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Gemma Arterton is still absurd and still completely Miquel

 

@The Bear she's over 15 so you might not be too keen but bloody hell she's attractive 

A forty year old scorcher.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, Zear0 said:

A forty year old scorcher.

 

He'd like to be buried in a large  satin lined coffin with a couple of page 3 stunners – they're alive he says

[wallin1704]

Oooh! I'd love to have it off with her!

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, wallin1704 said:

Oooh! I'd love to have it off with her!

"have it off", 

 

Are you 16?

Edited 4 May by Parafox

[davieG]

9 minutes ago, Parafox said:

"have it off", 

 

Are you 16?

All that rumpy pumpy, hanky panky, slap and tickle: with a bit of Nookie all whilst getting your getting your leg over what fun you could have

[Parafox]

10 minutes ago, davieG said:

All that rumpy pumpy, hanky panky, slap and tickle: with a bit of Nookie all whilst getting your getting your leg over what fun you could have

All very Benny Hill. 

[wallin1704]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

"have it off", 

 

Are you 16?

Was continuing the Alan Partridge quotes

[CornwallFox]

Had never heard of Doechii until today but wow 

[SystonFox]

Doecii wish yer gilfriend was hot like me?

 

Doecii

[Muzzy_no7]

On 06/05/2026 at 13:57, CornwallFox said:

Had never heard of Doechii until today but wow 

Bet she could suck the skin of a grape with those lips phwoooooaaaarrrr