Birds you fancy off the telly

[tom27111]

3 hours ago, RoboFox said:

I've met her a few times. She once flew me and a colleague out over the Bristol Channel in her private Cessna (which I found terrifying, it's like a 90s hatchback with wings)

 

She's very nice, although quite eccentric. Probably more so than comes across on TV.  

 

That's sound like some form of despicable euphemism 

 

"Pure filth she is, flew me over the Bristol Channel" 

[Parafox]

5 hours ago, RoboFox said:

I've met her a few times. She once flew me and a colleague out over the Bristol Channel in her private Cessna (which I found terrifying, it's she's like a 90s hatchback hunchback with bingo wings)

 

She's very nice, although quite eccentric. Probably more so than comes across on TV.  

Fixed 

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

That's sound like some form of despicable euphemism 

 

"Pure filth she is, flew me over the Bristol Channel" 

You forgot the colleague... even filthier 

[Bellend Sebastian]

On 04/08/2021 at 18:42, Parafox said:

 

 

 

'Sorry, some women ARE too ugly for TV': So says that self-proclaimed beauty, and former TV executive, Samantha Brick.

Samantha Brick: 'Sorry, some women ARE too ugly for TV' | Daily Mail Online

 

Judge for yourselves where her opinion comes from

 

Despite being related by marriage, I've still not met her, as unhelpfully she lives in France. She's a lot of fun by all accounts

[KingsX]

Fridolina Rolfö playing for Sweden v Canada for the gold medal as I type this.

 

She scored the semifinal goal that put them through over the Aussies.

 

  

[Bellend Sebastian]

Emily Blunt is so lovely I'd let her kick me in the nads if that was all that was on offer

[Jattdogg]

2 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Emily Blunt is so lovely I'd let her kick me in the nads if that was all that was on offer

Would you take a strap-on up the poop shoot? How deep is your love?

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

2 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Would you take a strap-on up the poop shoot? How deep is your love?

 

You know the answer is yes

[Bellend Sebastian]

Just popping out, so I've spruced myself up a bit, put some some after shave on and trimmed my ear and nostril hairs.

 

If I should bump into Emily Blunt, and then she kicks me in the nads before violating me anally, it's important that I'm at my best

[LanguedocFox]

On 05/08/2021 at 19:12, Parafox said:

Fixed 

Brilliant - made me spill my morning cup of tea!

[Dr The Singh]

4 hours ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Just popping out, so I've spruced myself up a bit, put some some after shave on and trimmed my ear and nostril hairs.

 

If I should bump into Emily Blunt, and then she kicks me in the nads before violating me anally, it's important that I'm at my best

But are neat and trimmed around the buttocks and hole?

[Bellend Sebastian]

29 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

But are neat and trimmed around the buttocks and hole?

Always, good Doctor

[Blarmy]

Emily Blunt would definitely be right in the mood after reading the last handful of posts. 

[goody2028]

31 minutes ago, Blarmy said:

Emily Blunt would definitely be right in the mood after reading the last handful of posts. 

What moods that then, to run a mile? 

[Bellend Sebastian]

6 hours ago, Blarmy said:

Emily Blunt would definitely be right in the mood after reading the last handful of posts. 

 

6 hours ago, goody2028 said:

What moods that then, to run a mile? 

I actually did bump into her today, and she was adamant that she was "completely cool with it", but unfortunately she had to go and be in a new film so simply didn't have time to do all that stuff.

 

I mean, I was disappointed, but she really did have lovely manners and that's what I'll always remember

Edited 7 August 2021 by Bellend Sebastian

[The Syrup]

Helen George from Call The Midwife

[Livid]

Constance Nunes from Rust to Riches on Netflix 

Edited 8 August 2021 by Livid

[StanSP]

She reminds me of one of The Apprentice candidates from years ago but can't remember her name.

[Tuna]

45 minutes ago, StanSP said:

She reminds me of one of The Apprentice candidates from years ago but can't remember her name.

Yasmina?

[Raj]

1 hour ago, Livid said:

Constance Nunes from Rust to Riches on Netflix 

That's better.

Great rack.

Does she get em out in the program...asking for a friend...

[StanSP]

21 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Yasmina?

Yeah sounds familiar!

[Livid]

21 minutes ago, Raj said:

That's better.

Great rack.

Does she get em out in the program...asking for a friend...

 

She does have a TV PersonalityMechanic/Model crossover thing going on. 

[Raj]

16 minutes ago, Livid said:

 

She does have a TV PersonalityMechanic/Model crossover thing going on. 

Blimey.

Great erm...view....

And people think that snooker ref and Carol Vorderman  are fit?????

I'll check google out later, for my friend  obviously...

[Zear0]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

She reminds me of one of The Apprentice candidates from years ago but can't remember her name.

Ruth Badger? 

[Jattdogg]

6 hours ago, Livid said:

Constance Nunes from Rust to Riches on Netflix 

Watch this show with my 8 year old lad.  He loves cars and how they take crap and make it look great. I watch it for her solely