The Enzo Thread

[ClaphamFox]

Just now, CrazyKopCorner said:

Would you have him back if he's seen the light and it's all been a terrible mistake or can the tw@t do one? 

I like to imagine Rudkin tearfully embracing him in the car park at Seagrave, mumbling between sobs, "Oh my God I thought we'd lost you..."

[adamkhalifa]

Another long winded drawn out process. Let's just get this over and done with, dammit. Is it me, or does it take Leicester an eternity to pen down any kind of deal.  

[CrazyKopCorner]

3 minutes ago, ClaphamFox said:

I like to imagine Rudkin tearfully embracing him in the car park at Seagrave, mumbling between sobs, "Oh my God I thought we'd lost you..."

Rudkin's lack of remorse for our relegation and lack of emotion for our championship Champions celebration I think it's fair to surmise the guy is a psychopath 

[Guppys Love Child]

24 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

Would you have him back if he's seen the light and it's all been a terrible mistake or can the tw@t do one? 

Do one. IMO

 

He's shown his intent, has been for an interview and it looks like he's accepted the offer.

But if Chelsea pull the plug at the 11th Hour, tuff titties princess and you've lost any respect and backing from me.

 

He's willing to jump ship, so bye bye Enzo, thanks for the promotion, and curing cases of insomnia around the stadium with your boring as fvck EnzoBall.

Edited 30 May 2024 by Guppys Love Child

[trugerkem]

Personally wouldn’t want him back 

[Tuna]

What's taking so long with this?

[5waller5]

2 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

I actually have a feeling we may be lining up our next manager so that it’s a dual announcement.

 

But then it’s this kind of wishful thinking that leads to so much disappointment!! 

[FoxinNotts]

36 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

Would you have him back if he's seen the light and it's all been a terrible mistake or can the tw@t do one? 

He can go

[FLAN]

2 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

Contract being passed between lawyers multiple times prior to finding the perfect moment to sign it. And the pen has missed the signature box many times

[Fox92]

37 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

Would you have him back if he's seen the light and it's all been a terrible mistake or can the tw@t do one? 

Do one.

[Happy Fox]

6 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

 

Also his backroom staff, these things take time!, I suspect that this will be announced by Saturday at the latest.

[Gamble92]

42 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

Would you have him back if he's seen the light and it's all been a terrible mistake or can the tw@t do one? 

Think the answer to that is in the bell end part

[ithuriel]

12 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

Probably constantly passing the pen around the table instead of actually signing on the dotted line

[ronnup]

15 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

He's taking Rudkin with him

[ronnup]

2 minutes ago, ithuriel said:

Probably constantly passing the pen around the table instead of actually signing on the dotted line

Faes has just stabbed himself in the eye with it

[Pliskin]

16 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

I’m sure it’s to do with the backroom staff, and negotiating a fair price for them. 

[Aus Fox]

Just got to wait for the Chelsea media team to do their unveil video, where we’re  all shocked to discover who the new gaffer is.

[lfu]

25 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

John Morris is extorting an hourly Contract Alteration fee from ClearLake and is happy to let it drag on until August

[Sol thewall Bamba]

37 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

Struggling to agree Balague's salary.

[AKCJ]

1 hour ago, FoxinNotts said:

This bell end gone yet

Mad how entitled Leicester fans are these days.

[AKCJ]

41 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

It's May. What's the rush?

[Chelmofox]

34 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What's taking so long with this?

Chelsea release initial information really early to socials, so we've been hearing about this longer than its actually been going on. It was like this with the Fofana deal. Reality is that it's only the end of May and they are all out in Marbella dealing with the fine details. Its happening, there are negotiations about severance and likely no mission critical time scales to sort them.

 

I imagine it drifts into next week.

[James_lcfc]

5 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Mad how entitled Leicester fans are these days.

Yes yes.

 

He's been angling to leave since about January, yet fans are 'entitled' for being pretty indifferent or even quietly pleased that he's got his wish.

 

 

[AKCJ]

1 minute ago, James_lcfc said:

Yes yes.

 

He's been angling to leave since about January, yet fans are 'entitled' for being pretty indifferent or even quietly pleased that he's got his wish.

 

 

How has he been angling to leave?

[JimJams]

Will the timing of announcements have anything to do with the changeover from one seasons accounts to the next?