Deathlist 2024

[General Smuts]

As ever - pick 5 celebrities and a bonus one under 40 years old. Terribly bad taste but does add an element of competition to the morbid obsession with celebrity death. I wish I was talented at anything else as much as I am at this.

 

1. Esther Rantzen

2. Noam Chomsky

3. Jonnie Irwin

4. Denis Law

5. Roberta Flack

 

U40 - Amy Dowden (Strictly Dancer)

 

And for the benefit of @StanSP here's your list for the next year:

 

1. Caren Marsh Doll

2. Eve Marie Saint

3. James Whale (Talksport)

4. Shannen Doherty

5. June Spencer (The Archers)

 

U40 - 6ix9ine

 

Good luck all.

[Facecloth]

1. Noddy Holder

2. Sir David Attenborough 

3. Hugh Jackman

4. Dolph Lundgren

5. Sir Alex Ferguson

 

Under 40 Lindsey Lohan

Edited 27 December 2023 by Facecloth

[Patrick]

1. Jimmy Carter

2. Dennis Skinner

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Pope Francis

5. Kanye West

 

Under 40 - Amber Heard

[BirminghamFox]

1. Mel Brooks

2. Dick Van Dyke

3. Chubby Checker

4. Yoko Ono

5. Willie Nelson

 

under 40:

Zac Efron

[surrifox]

William Shatner

warren Buffett

Imran Khan

Petula Clark

John Major

 

<40 Lady Gaga 

 

edit : too many DVDs 

Edited 27 December 2023 by surrifox

[MPH]

Queen Camilla ( dental surgery gone wrong)

John Cleese

David Byrne

Jack Nicholson

Joe Biden 

 

 

Bonus under 40: Billie Ellish

Edited 27 December 2023 by MPH
Eastwood already taken

[Facecloth]

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Edited 27 December 2023 by Facecloth

[Chelmofox]

1. Tom Baker

2. Gordon Brown

3. Keith Richards

4. Gene Hackman

5. Geoffrey Boycott

 

<40 Adele

[tom27111]

1. Dick Cheney

2. Norman Tebbit

3. Imelda Marcos

4. Sharon Osbourne

5. Buzz Aldrin

 

Under 40: Rosie Jones

Edited 27 December 2023 by tom27111

[pSinatra]

1. Julie Andrews

2. Patricia Routledge

3. Barbara Knox

4. Donald Trump

5. Robert Duvall

 

Under 40: Tom Harwood

[Royston.]

Diana Ross

Jason Donovan

Anthony Hopkins

Ian McKellen 

Alan Hansen

 

Jezy Nelson

Edited 27 December 2023 by Royston.

[trugerkem]

Cher 

Bruce Willis 

King Charles 

Dick Van Dyke (nap) 

Bernie Ecclestone (his wife is surely going to wear him out)

 

 

under 40 Alex Turner 

[Parafox]

Michael Caine

Ozzy Osbourne

Frank Ifield

Betty Boothroyd

Keith Richards

Bill Oddie

Steve Martin

 

Under 40: Bruno Mars.

Edited 28 December 2023 by Parafox
duplication

[tom27111]

19 minutes ago, trugerkem said:

Cher 

Bruce Willis 

King Charles 

Dick Van Dyke (nap) 

Bernie Ecclestone (his wife is surely going to wear him out)

 

 

under 40 Alex Turner 

 

4 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Michael Caine

Ozzy Osbourne

Frank Ifield

Betty Boothroyd

Keith Richards

 

Under 40: Bruno Mars.

 

Dick van Dyke already been chosen.

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

[trugerkem]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

Dick van Dyke already been chosen.

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

Hastily changes Dick Van Dyke for his co-star in Mary Poppins … Julie Andrews 

[pSinatra]

10 minutes ago, trugerkem said:

Hastily changes Dick Van Dyke for his co-star in Mary Poppins … Julie Andrews 

 

Ms Poppins already taken as well

[bovril]

3 hours ago, Patrick said:

1. Jimmy Carter

2. Dennis Skinner

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Pope Francis

5. Kanye West

 

Under 40 - Amber Heard

This feels as nailed on as I can remember in a deathlist. Obviously hope he proves me wrong! 

[trugerkem]

20 minutes ago, pSinatra said:

 

Ms Poppins already taken as well

Oh crap … James Earl Jones … who wasn’t in Mary Poppins 

[MPH]

1 minute ago, trugerkem said:

Oh crap … James Earl Jones … who wasn’t in Mary Poppins 

 

 

Leave him to me, i will deal with him myself....

[ithuriel]

Patrick Stewart

Denzel Washington

Jeff Goldblum

Cyndi Lauper

Hulk Hogan

 

under 40

Taylor Swift

 

 

[Facecloth]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

Michael Caine

Ozzy Osbourne

Frank Ifield

Betty Boothroyd

Keith Richards

 

Under 40: Bruno Mars.

Betty Boothroyd died in February.

[urban.spaceman]

4 hours ago, Chelmofox said:

1. Tom Baker

2. Gordon Brown

3. Keith Richards

4. Gene Hackman

5. Geoffrey Boycott

 

<40 Adele

Dude's ****ing immortal at this point.

[urban.spaceman]

1. Judi Dench

2. David Icke

3. Alexei Sayle

4. Trevor Brooking

5. Michael Portillo

 

Under 40:

Jonathan Majors

 

Extra Bonus:

The Conservative Party.

 

[Durnerz]

1. Engelbert Humperdinck

2. Jimmy Tarbuck

3. Alan Mullery

4. Michael Fish

5. Eileen Derbyshire (Emily from corrie) 

 

Under 40: Tommy Lee Sparta

Edited 27 December 2023 by Durnerz

[Parafox]

5 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

Dick van Dyke already been chosen.

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

He looks dead, though.