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Deathlist 2024

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6 hours ago, Parafox said:

Michael Caine

Ozzy Osbourne

Frank Ifield

Betty Boothroyd

Keith Richards

Bill Oddie

Steve Martin

 

Under 40: Bruno Mars.

 

6 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

 

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

 

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Betty Boothroyd died in February.

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37 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin

2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji

3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle

4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available.

5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach.

 

U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III

 

I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.

Best list ever.

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3 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin

2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji

3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle

4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available.

5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach.

 

U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III

 

I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.

Or fall out of a random window like the rest of the oligarchs etc?

 

 

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1: Tommy Robinson- Snorts a metre of Pablo's Dandruff. Incels with appalling personal hygiene claim it's a false flag 

2: That auditing twat from Leicester: Actually takes up the suggestion to audit a traveller's site.

3: Lee Anderson: After losing his seat in the General Election, he tries to prove that it is actually possible to survive on 30p a day but dies of a Pot Noodle overdose. 

4: William Roache: Wanks himself to death over pictures of Deirdre from the 1970s.

5: Ricky Gervais: Becomes so edgy he actually cuts off his own head.

 

Under 40 bonus: Darren Grimes: Spontaneously combusts on the night of the General Election

 

Bonus bonus: G-Beebies.

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