Parafox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 4 hours ago, Facecloth said: Betty Boothroyd died in February. I'm always a bit behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 4 hours ago, Facecloth said: Betty Boothroyd died in February. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Parafox said: Michael Caine Ozzy Osbourne Frank Ifield Betty Boothroyd Keith Richards Bill Oddie Steve Martin Under 40: Bruno Mars. 6 hours ago, tom27111 said: As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die! 4 hours ago, Facecloth said: Betty Boothroyd died in February. Edited to fit Edited 28 December 2023 by Parafox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrifox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 14 hours ago, bovril said: This feels as nailed on as I can remember in a deathlist. Obviously hope he proves me wrong! Outlived his wife who went this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Fox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 Prince Andrew David Jason John Howard John Farnham Geoff Hirst Bonus under 40: Prince Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
String fellow Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 Anyone wishing to know exactly when they themselves will expire can find out by visiting www.death-clock.org and entering a few personal details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthefox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 1 hour ago, String fellow said: Anyone wishing to know exactly when they themselves will expire can find out by visiting www.death-clock.org and entering a few personal details. How cheerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelmofox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 17 hours ago, tom27111 said: Dick van Dyke already been chosen. As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die! I picked Dick Van Dyke in a work dead pool 15 years ago. Pretty sure he is the immortal one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaidno Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 Gary Glitter Stuart Hall Dave Lee Travis Katie Price Peter Taylor Under 40 Rylan Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
String fellow Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 1 hour ago, jonthefox said: How cheerful. As is this entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeseHead Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 3 hours ago, jonthefox said: How cheerful. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Alf Bentley Posted 28 December 2023 Popular Post Share Posted 28 December 2023 1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin 2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji 3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle 4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available. 5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach. U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelmofox Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 37 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin 2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji 3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle 4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available. 5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach. U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described. Best list ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 3 hours ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin 2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji 3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle 4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available. 5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach. U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described. Or fall out of a random window like the rest of the oligarchs etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 1: Tommy Robinson- Snorts a metre of Pablo's Dandruff. Incels with appalling personal hygiene claim it's a false flag 2: That auditing twat from Leicester: Actually takes up the suggestion to audit a traveller's site. 3: Lee Anderson: After losing his seat in the General Election, he tries to prove that it is actually possible to survive on 30p a day but dies of a Pot Noodle overdose. 4: William Roache: Wanks himself to death over pictures of Deirdre from the 1970s. 5: Ricky Gervais: Becomes so edgy he actually cuts off his own head. Under 40 bonus: Darren Grimes: Spontaneously combusts on the night of the General Election Bonus bonus: G-Beebies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ithuriel Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 3 minutes ago, Jattdogg said: Or fall out of a random window like the rest of the oligarchs etc? In shocking twist, the window falls on him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 16 minutes ago, Bilo said: 4: William Roache: Wanks himself to death over pictures of Deirdre from the 1970s. Wait, that can kill you? I need to rein it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 Reminds me every year we do this that we used to do it at a pub I worked in. The staff and regulars would always get involved. We had to scrap it as one of the regulars named another punter on his list. Shit kicked off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ithuriel Posted 28 December 2023 Share Posted 28 December 2023 4 minutes ago, tom27111 said: Wait, that can kill you? I need to rein it in Nah, some friction burns an....oh......nothing to see here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 30 December 2023 Share Posted 30 December 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 13:02, isaidno said: Gary Glitter Stuart Hall Dave Lee Travis Katie Price Peter Taylor Under 40 Rylan Clark That reads more like a wishlist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaidno Posted 30 December 2023 Share Posted 30 December 2023 1 hour ago, Trav Le Bleu said: That reads more like a wishlist. Had Rolf Harris last year and didn't feel guilty when he snuffed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 30 December 2023 Share Posted 30 December 2023 1 hour ago, isaidno said: Had Rolf Harris last year and didn't feel guilty when he snuffed it. I guess it's easier to pick people you not concerned about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Free Falling Foxes Posted 30 December 2023 Popular Post Share Posted 30 December 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 13:02, isaidno said: Gary Glitter Stuart Hall Dave Lee Travis Katie Price Peter Taylor Be ironic if they were all collectively crushed to death by a falling yew tree. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paninistickers Posted 2 January Share Posted 2 January Batmanjelly gone. Presumably will be cremated - along with about 10 million quid stuffed in every gown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_horns Posted 3 January Share Posted 3 January 3 hours ago, Paninistickers said: Batmanjelly gone. Presumably will be cremated - along with about 10 million quid stuffed in every gown In very colourful clothing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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