Cob Gate

[Jon the Hat]

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

[foxfanazer]

3 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

Mods, have a word!

[Soar Fox]

5 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

 A what?????

[Lako42]

13 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

Seriously Jon, **** off

[bovril]

13 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man

[Zear0]

I always knew Jon would eventually be toppled, but not like this. 

[foxfanazer]

I'll vouch for Jon, he's a good bloke. I think he'll realise what's he done and apologise unreservedly for it

[leicsmac]

Jon:

 

[Wolfox]

1 hour ago, bovril said:

Oliver Skipp in the background!

[grobyfox1990]

1 hour ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

Drain the swamp

[Tommy G]

Least he didn’t say batch - I work with a few from Nuneaton way and ignore them if they ask if I want a batch at lunch out of principle. 

[Daggers]

2 hours ago, Jon the Hat said:

I like a cheese roll as much as the next man, but Christ you would take all day to chew that.

Was this the final step to Straylian citizenship?

 

Honestly, fvck you and your big toilet seat spiders. 

[leicsmac]

3 minutes ago, Daggers said:

Was this the final step to Straylian citizenship?

 

Honestly, fvck you and your big toilet seat spiders. 

[Daggers]

I still don't believe a man got bit on the dick twice and I only found out about last month when Bellend posted a link.

[Spudulike]

What's that nasty Cheddar stuff about? Needs to be Red Leicester.

[Jon the Hat]

4 hours ago, leicsmac said:

Jon:

 

Too much fun!

[Leicester_Loyal]

18 hours ago, boots60 said:

'Bob's cobs' at the Richard the third pub in the years leading up to & including the title winning season, crusty cob with a good slice of onion & an even thicker slice of cheese, £1 a pop.

Made you drink a bit more!

 

 

18 hours ago, Vowels said:

Yeah. This ! 

 

6 hours ago, foxfanazer said:

I was gonna say the same. His wife Bea would make them and the onion was the strongest I've ever tasted

 

Worked for them for a little while (pre you know what)

Spent a few Sundays in there, was always decent.

[chrishlcfc]

The cob part of the argument reminds me of an away day at reading in the fa cup about 20 years ago. My cousin went in Harry Ramsdens near the ground and asked for a chip cob. They couldn’t understand wtf he was on about so they asked again and he said a chip cob please and some posh cockney voice shouted up from the back of the queue saying I think he means a chip roll and the bloke behind the counter say why didn’t you say that then 😂

[foxfanazer]

13 minutes ago, chrishlcfc said:

The cob part of the argument reminds me of an away day at reading in the fa cup about 20 years ago. My cousin went in Harry Ramsdens near the ground and asked for a chip cob. They couldn’t understand wtf he was on about so they asked again and he said a chip cob please and some posh cockney voice shouted up from the back of the queue saying I think he means a chip roll and the bloke behind the counter say why didn’t you say that then 😂

It's the same argument I have with my girlfriend. If I send her to a cafe for a sausage roll how can she differentiate from a traditional sausage roll or a sausage cob? Whichever she came back with I'd say I wanted the other 

 

 

[Mike the Metal Ed]

3 hours ago, foxfanazer said:

It's the same argument I have with my girlfriend. If I send her to a cafe for a sausage roll how can she differentiate from a traditional sausage roll or a sausage cob? Whichever she came back with I'd say I wanted the other 

 

 

Lived in Southend for 4 years. If you want a sausage cob it's "sausage in a roll" 🤮

[Tuna]

They're rolls over her in Lincolnshire

[bovril]

4 hours ago, foxfanazer said:

It's the same argument I have with my girlfriend. If I send her to a cafe for a sausage roll how can she differentiate from a traditional sausage roll or a sausage cob? Whichever she came back with I'd say I wanted the other 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Mike the Metal Ed said:

Lived in Southend for 4 years. If you want a sausage cob it's "sausage in a roll" 🤮

baps exist

[Parafox]

52 minutes ago, bovril said:

 

baps exist

[Vowels]

I think Mr the Hat knew exactly what he was doing there. 
 

It’s shameful really but you have to admire the chutzpah. 

[Stadt]

I find the incredulity about the wrong bap/roll/bread cake etc etc stuff so weird. It’s pretty obvious what people mean 

Edited 1 October 2024 by Stadt