Things You Wish You'd Never Have To See Or Hear Again

[Parafox]

Donald Trump

 

Mariah Carey

 

Any politician holding a baby.

 

"I'm a celebrity, get me out of HEEEEEERRRRE".

 

The dental nurse saying "next please".

 

Plumber/electrician/builder/roofer. (generally all tradesmen), "mmm, well, that's not an easy job".

[MattFox]

Chris Wood

[Parafox]

4 minutes ago, MattFox said:

Chris Wood

On the back of that, Gavin Ward.

[bovril]

The group of 'bubbly' women with strong Lincolnshire accents shouting on the train to London I took today. Letting everyone know just what an amazing time they were having and how they were off to "The Harrods". 

 

I doubt I'll ever have to hear those particular four again but the next time I take the Ely-London line there will inevitably be another gaggle of loud forty something females calling their imbecile husbands on loud speaker and downing cans of G&T. 

[Izzy]

Greg Wallace or any reference to Greg Wallace. I'm so bored of Greg Wallace.

[leicsmac]

Evangelical religious representatives.

 

Antivaxxers and other various talking heads advocating unscientific courses of action that will lead nowhere good.

[davieG]

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.

[Parafox]

God Save the King, the National Anthem a proper dirge.

[Parafox]

13 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Greg Wallace or any reference to Greg Wallace. I'm so bored of Greg Wallace.

 

Damn. That's ruined my planned Christmas present to you.

 

 

 

Edited 7 December 2024 by Parafox

[Parafox]

14 minutes ago, davieG said:

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.

 

There's only a limited number of spaces in Heaven according to them.

 

You'd better get on board.

 

God knows where you'll end up otherwise. 

Edited 7 December 2024 by Parafox

[l444ry]

Nigel fckn Farage. 

[isaidno]

Stephen Mulhern. 

[adam]

35 minutes ago, davieG said:

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.

 

This wasn't you was it?

[davieG]

16 minutes ago, adam said:

 

This wasn't you was it?

Too old for that 

[Parafox]

23 minutes ago, adam said:

 

This wasn't you was it?

 

7 minutes ago, davieG said:

Too old for that 

 

You, or the bloke at the door. 

[BoyJones]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.

Just play loudly Dave Edmunds hit single from the 1970 album “Rockpile”!!
That’ll get rid of them! 

[brookfox]

A&E! 4hrs yesterday with my daughter and a dislocated finger and 5hrs today with my son and a dislocated shoulder. Don’t do sport kids!!

[The Horse's Mouth]

Net zero

[Corky]

4 hours ago, bovril said:

The group of 'bubbly' women with strong Lincolnshire accents shouting on the train to London I took today. Letting everyone know just what an amazing time they were having and how they were off to "The Harrods". 

 

I doubt I'll ever have to hear those particular four again but the next time I take the Ely-London line there will inevitably be another gaggle of loud forty something females calling their imbecile husbands on loud speaker and downing cans of G&T. 

Genuinely the worst type of train traveller. An awful experience.

[PAULCFC]

3 hours ago, isaidno said:

Stephen Mulhern. 

Have to agree! Seems to be everywhere and not remotely funny.

[joachim1965]

2 hours ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

Net zero

Amen to that.

[Sly]

Liverpool Football Club

[Trav Le Bleu]

12 hours ago, davieG said:

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.

What if one of them is a postie bringing your Christmas present?

[Trav Le Bleu]

10 hours ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

Net zero

I know, what an absolutely awful topic to bring up!

[Trav Le Bleu]

12 hours ago, Parafox said:

 

There's only a limited number of spaces in Heaven according to them.

 

You'd better get on board.

 

God knows where you'll end up otherwise. 

Earth.

 

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