A Heated Debate

[AKCJ]

Anything that is better hot/melted goes on top of the spud (butter, cheese, beans etc) everything that is better cold goes next to the spud (coleslaw, tuna, salad etc).

 

Common knowledge really.

[Finnegan]

10 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Anything that is better hot/melted goes on top of the spud (butter, cheese, beans etc) everything that is better cold goes in the bin (coleslaw, tuna, salad etc).

 

Fixed that for you 

[Nick]

Cheese on potato - beans on the side.... or in the bin and go find the cheapest salad cream money can buy.

 

Beans on toast however - that's different....

 

Toast – margarine – sprinkling of grated cheese – beans (& Worcester Sauce or Hendersons and Coarse ground peppercorns) then additional cheese.

 

Chilli on potato cheese on top but cheese on rice and chilli on top if no potato.

 

Cheese and prawns in Marie Rose is where it's at when talking jackets.

 

[bovril]

People in this country will make up the most elaborate rules for serving food that sounds like something a prisoner in Venezuela would get. 

[Finnegan]

3 minutes ago, Nick said:

Cheese on potato - beans on the side.... or in the bin and go find the cheapest salad cream money can buy.

 

Beans on toast however - that's different....

 

Toast – margarine – sprinkling of grated cheese – beans (& Worcester Sauce or Hendersons and Coarse ground peppercorns) then additional cheese.

 

Chilli on potato cheese on top but cheese on rice and chilli on top if no potato.

 

Cheese and prawns in Marie Rose is where it's at when talking jackets.

 

 

Ugh, it's over boys, pack it up. The middle class have just come and gentrified the thread. 

 

Just needs Daggers to turn up with red wine pairing suggestions and we're done. 

 

[bmt]

5 minutes ago, Nick said:

Cheese on potato - beans on the side.... or in the bin and go find the cheapest salad cream money can buy.

 

Beans on toast however - that's different....

 

Toast – margarine – sprinkling of grated cheese – beans (& Worcester Sauce or Hendersons and Coarse ground peppercorns) then additional cheese.

 

Chilli on potato cheese on top but cheese on rice and chilli on top if no potato.

 

Cheese and prawns in Marie Rose is where it's at when talking jackets.

 

Well this is wild

[Electric Yetis]

Potato

Butter

Cheese

Beans

Coleslaw

[Nalis]

Both belong in the bin

[Finnegan]

I assume anyone that doesn't like cheese got lost here on their way to the Depression thread. 

 

How do you live your life like that. 

 

[bovril]

1 minute ago, Finnegan said:

I assume anyone that doesn't like cheese got lost here on their way to the Depression thread. 

 

How do you live your life like that. 

 

I like my cheese between the main course and the dessert. Not on 'potato and beans' whatever this is. 

[RoboFox]

Grated Red Leicester 

         ↑

Stagg Chili (or homemade obvs.) 

         ↑

Fvck loads of REAL butter

         ↑

Baked 'tato from the oven (don't microwave it, div) 

 

Edited 14 February by RoboFox

[leicsmac]

I love that class distinction makes it into every area of UK society, up to and including making up a jacket potato.

[Grebfromgrebland]

2 hours ago, bovril said:

Don't like beans but seems logical to me to always put cheese on last, i.e. carbs, 'sauce', cheese.

I love the fact you have a system!

[Mickyblueeyes]

Its got to be cheese, beans and then a bit of cheese on top. A lovely, gooey, cheesy mess 

[kingcarr21]

Open Potato, knob of butter and close potato back up to let it melt, then open back up and put some cheese directly on potato. Then pour beans on top then more cheese.

 

This is the correct answer  

[Unabomber]

23 minutes ago, Mickyblueeyes said:

Its got to be cheese, beans and then a bit of cheese on top. A lovely, gooey, cheesy mess 

Finally the correct answer I wondered wtf was going on. It’s not hard is it.

[Houdini Logic]

Oh sh*t. I didn't read the first post...

 

I voted assuming that you meant the order on top of toast. I now feel like I've betrayed myself

[Izzy]

Can’t believe no one has mentioned onions. 

 

Potato, then butter, beans, cheese, onion on top is the correct answer. 

 

 

 

 

[AjcW]

Cheese

Beans

More Cheese

 

Also 19 hard drives need checking at present.

[bovril]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Potato, then butter, beans, cheese, onion on top is the correct answer. 

 

This thread is turning me into one of those insufferable Americans that posts stuff on social media about Brits still eating like there are German bombers overhead 

[Dmitry]

1 hour ago, bovril said:

People in this country will make up the most elaborate rules for serving food that sounds like something a prisoner in Venezuela would get. 

The English cuisine is as delicate as a cornered racoon.* Yes, I'm an American.

 

*But the Dutch one is even worse (hard to believe, but it's true).

Edited 14 February by Dmitry

[FoxesDeb]

Cheese on the potato and beans on the side, ensuring no bean juice touches said potato.

[Daggers]

Toast - beans on first, then cheese

 

Jacket potato - tuna mayo mix then half a pound of strong cheddar then piping hot beans

[Finnegan]

12 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Cheese on the potato and beans on the side, ensuring no bean juice touches said potato.

 

Now I feel bad for not offering more poll options for the neurodivergent.

 

[Daggers]

And the pairing suggestion is a nice amber real ale to go with a spud.