Premier League 2025/26 Thread

[StanSP]

Sue Smith with another one of her classics... 

 

'oh it's a goal!' 

 

Even though it's the game she's watching

 

[Trent Steel]

fvck off florist, your still in the bottom 3 - anyone can beat UTD

 

but come on UTD!

 

Edited 1 November 2025 by Trent Steel

[Fear Of The Fox]

Man Utd. Another joke of a team like ours. 

[The Bear]

Stick a fork in us. Manager has lost the plot. Different formation and starting XI every week with no clue how to get this squad of bang average players to perform. 

[The Bear]

double post

Edited 1 November 2025 by The Bear

[SouthStandUpperTier]

1 minute ago, The Bear said:

Stick a fork in us. Manager has lost the plot. Different formation and starting XI every week with no clue how to get this squad of bang average players to perform. 

Welcome to our world.

[Jaspa]

Great volley Armadillo

[spacemunky]

Nice hit from Amad.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

I genuinely get more animated for goals against Notts Forest than I do when we score.

[spacemunky]

"Great goal line clearance!".

 

It just hit him 

[Spudulike]

Wolves going for the Derby Premier League record?

[The Bear]

1 minute ago, Spudulike said:

Wolves going for the Derby Premier League record?

Who knows. We were on 3 points from 10 games last season and still finished with 42.

 

We need to sack the manager though, and I don't think the stubborn ***** running the show will do that. 

[foxfanazer]

19 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

I genuinely get more animated for goals against Notts Forest than I do when we score.

We don't score goals

[Trent Steel]

Florist were lucky for a point there - UTD should of won it and tbh UTD werent that great - florist will struggle to beat anyone above them I think

 

will take that as long as florist dont win its a ghoulishy good weekend for me...we are shit i know but I fvcking despise florist more than any other team

 

florist still 4  points adrift.......nice.... but they will see a point at home a win...you watch...there will be talks of " we are back " we are staying up.... etc etc

Edited 1 November 2025 by Trent Steel

[Trent Steel]

its between florist the white dogshite and burnley for the other relegation spot

 

unless west ham win tomorrow against the toon (which I doubt) then they are gonna finish where they are now... wolves are down

Edited 1 November 2025 by Trent Steel

[Danizen]

FFS, that bloke on Instagram is never cutting his hair again, is he?

[foxfanazer]

Just now, Danizen said:

FFS, that bloke on Instagram is never cutting his hair again, is he?

He must be secretly relieved 

[The Bear]

45 minutes ago, Danizen said:

FFS, that bloke on Instagram is never cutting his hair again, is he?

Apart from when they won 3 in a row last month? 

 

I assume you're talking about Man Utd, or have others jumped on the naff bandwagon. 

[Zear0]

That defending was as shite as ours. 

[Super_horns]

Spurs caught out at the back .

 

Pedro takes advantage of it .

(Of course subbed him out of my FF team !)

[Fear Of The Fox]

How was that not a straight red card? Do they actually make the rules as they go in this sport? 

[The Bear]

1 minute ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

How was that not a straight red card? Do they actually make the rules as they go in this sport? 

The ref takes his best guess thinking he has VAR to correct any mistakes. Meanwhile VAR shits itself about overruling the ref so the "guess" stands. 

 

It's worse than it ever was before as neither side wants to take responsibility. 

[StanSP]

6 minutes ago, Fear Of The Fox said:

How was that not a straight red card? Do they actually make the rules as they go in this sport? 

Amazed it wasn't upgraded. Appreciate the ref may not always see it that clearly in one go at that pace. 

 

But how do VAR see that and think it's not worthy of a red?! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That Kasabian tune for the idents is so so so shit

[Fear Of The Fox]

3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Amazed it wasn't upgraded. Appreciate the ref may not always see it that clearly in one go at that pace. 

 

But how do VAR see that and think it's not worthy of a red?! 

I don't get it. Imo this is pure corruption and all the officials in this game should be investigated like it happened in the USA and there were arrests. 

This is an incident which will definitely happen another dozen times this season. PGMOL or whatever they called these frauds must tell us: Is this challenge a red card or a yellow card? If it's a yellow card I would love to see in the next few weeks some ending career injuries. If they say it's a red they should open the bank accounts of everyone involved in the game and their relatives down to the 3rd family degree.