Alternative songs for Tuesday

[FLAN]

Spice girls stop right now chorus 
 

 

Top **** off thank you very much

stixk to playing Polo cos you’re out of touch 

No clue how the club is run

And now you and Jon Rudkin took us to league one 

[Hales]

4 hours ago, Chelmofox said:

I do miss singing about the players. So lets get some alternative versions in for Tuesday. Us Brits do the ironic stuff best, so lets get some ideas together. Should probably 'ole' our kick off routine back to the keeper if we can.

 

Top - Firstly, we have to do the 'Where the ***k, where the ***k, where the ***king hell is Top'.  Even funnier if he actually turns up.

 

Rudkin. He knows what we think of him. So how about singing 'Rudkin give us a wave'  for a while.

 

Mavididi. His chant sung loudly was one of the best. 'Enzo went to Europe, to buy a Lamborghini, instead he bought a chancer, his name is Mavididi. Steps over with his left foot, he scuffs it with his right.  For 2 whole seasons now he been a load of sh1te'.

 

Winks. 'Wanna tell you, I might as well do, about the biggest pr1ck we have ever seen. Loves Maresca, he hates the Leicester, Harry Winks, he stinks, he stinks.'

 

Rowett. 'Two relegations, you've managed two relegations, two relegations, you've managed two relegations.'

 

Ricardo. 'Its time to retire Ricardoooo, please retire now Ricardoooo'

 

Im sure some of you can come up with some corkers.

Not Ricardo......he may be past it but he always been professional and is a nice guy. This isnt his fault.... 

 

The rest....absolutely!

[fazzyfox]

Rudkin chose these players,

Just remember that,

Fats and James are decent,

The rest are f*****g crap !

[Stuntman_Mike]

Simply..

 

It's time for change

It's time for change 

It's time for change

It's time for change 

It's time for change 

 

Repeat until

 

There's change.

 

[SK3Blue]

Top had a dream

To wreck our Football team

Went back to Thailand

Now he never shows up.

 

The team is a farce

Attendances sparse

You can stick your Chang beer

Right up your……

[BigGibbo]

11 hours ago, Filbert_Ross said:

All good but the Rudkin one would be funniest 

Yea, especially if when he gives in and waves, we all boo really loudly rather than cheer as is usual in response to 'give us a wave'.

[HEGGSY]

We've been to PSV and Napoli

Porto and Rome

Now we're playing Bromley, Bromley at homeeeee

Bromley at home

[BigGibbo]

Also want someone to complete the Vichais' idiot son final verse I started to the Vichai's dream chant.

 

Something like; "Vichais' idiot son, took us down to league one... then Vichais dream was done."

[oundlefox]

Oh Fatawu, thinks he’s f*****g it

Abdul

But he’s been f******g shit

Abdul

Time for Leicester to sell up

[dnewty]

Super Jonny Rudkin

[AjcW]

His Royal Kneehighness will be in attendance tomorrow….. 

[Spanner73]

If someone had the foresight to get a load of Aiyawatt face masks printed & selling them together with a clown wig tomorrow night they’d make plenty ££££

[Nalis]

Aiyawatt is a w*nker, he wears a w*nkers hat

We were worth half a billion but now worth 30 baht

He's stuck with bellend Rudkin,  and switched to gold from white

And now we're playing League 1, he's made us fvcking shite

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Edited 20 April by Nalis

[Sly]

I quite like “King Power, Please **** Off”, just sung on loop. 

[GrobyLCFC31]

Ranieri song

 

 

King Power Wooahhh

King Power Wooahhh 

 

Its down the leagues we go

Whilst Top’s playing Polo 

 

And as previously mentioned: 

 

‘Top’s playing Polo, we’re going bust’ 

Edited 20 April by GrobyLCFC31

[1884HF]

10 minutes ago, GrobyLCFC31 said:

Ranieri song

 

 

King Power Wooahhh

King Power Wooahhh 

 

Its down the leagues we go

Whilst Top’s playing Polo 

 

And as previously mentioned: 

 

‘Top’s playing Polo, we’re going bust’ 

do like that Ranieri one

[Trev3939]

26 minutes ago, GrobyLCFC31 said:

Ranieri song

 

 

King Power Wooahhh

King Power Wooahhh 

 

Its down the leagues we go

Whilst Top’s playing Polo 

 

And as previously mentioned: 

 

‘Top’s playing Polo, we’re going bust’ 

This one has to get an airing tomorrow. Brilliant

[promised land]

20 hours ago, FLAN said:

Spice girls stop right now chorus 
 

 

Top **** off thank you very much

stixk to playing Polo cos you’re out of touch 

No clue how the club is run

And now you and Jon Rudkin took us to league one 

Last line needs work but a catchy chant, for the few times he fronts up.

[South Shire Fox]

Get out of our club, get out of our club, Jon Rudkin, get out of our club

 

followed by Rudkins song from Norwich

[Groby_Blue]

Apart from the fans singing, they should ditch that appalling version of WYS and replace it with Embarrassment. 

 

And at the end of the song, while the players all line up for kick off, the stadium all shout, YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT. 

[Gravel]

Just give em a chorus of "The Man Don't Give a Fvck" by Super Furry Animals 

[FoxesWalk]

On 19/04/2026 at 21:46, HybridFox said:

AFC Leicester, you made us sing that! 

I’m hoping the phoenix club will be Leicester Fosse, personally 

[Foxin_Mad]

2 hours ago, Groby_Blue said:

Apart from the fans singing, they should ditch that appalling version of WYS and replace it with Embarrassment. 

 

And at the end of the song, while the players all line up for kick off, the stadium all shout, YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT. 

When they play that we just need to sing You’re ****ing shiiiiit, you’re ****ing shit, you're ****ing shit, you’re ****ing shit, you’re ****ing shiiiiit whilst waving scarfs

[oxford blue]

A verse and chorus  from We gotta get out of this Place (mid 60's hit for the Animals)

In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuses to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying

 

We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Cos there's a better life for me and you

[Haywood_6]

This is the best 

 

On 20/04/2026 at 06:38, HEGGSY said:

We've been to PSV and Napoli

Porto and Rome

Now we're playing Bromley, Bromley at homeeeee

Bromley at home