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The joke thread

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Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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why do you say that?

Your joke uses language associated with black southern USA. "Izz you", "I sure am"... Etc. Therefore, the joke implies that the man is black. Who are stereotyped as being well endowed. He then linked the joke to the recent documentary about race.
GeorgeTheFox

GeorgeTheFox

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Yesterday, I spoke to Rick Astley and he asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.

"Well," I said, "you can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo, but I'm never gonna give you Up"

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bovril

bovril

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A woman is lying in bed waiting for her fella to come home and she hears a voice

 

'Izz you ready Liza?' and through the gap in the door appears the tip of a penis.

'I izz ready' Joshua' she replies.

Again a voice calls 'Izz you ready Liza?' and three inches appears.

Liza answers again 'I  am ready and waiting Joshua

Another call  and six more inches appears.

Liza answers with an excited tremour in her voice 'I -I  sur-re am ready darling

Another 3 inches appears and Liza shouts 'Now stop a-fooling about Joshua and get right on in here'

Joshua replies 'OK sweetheart I'm a-coming up the stairs now.'

 

 

Flashbacks to Jim Davidson at the Princess Theatre Hunstanton.

Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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Flashbacks to Jim Davidson at the Princess Theatre Hunstanton.

 

You need to report that to the police.

 

Entertainers have been getting away with this stuff for too long.

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Nod.E

Nod.E

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My mate Lee's an honest fella.

No, genuine-ly!  

Stadt

Stadt

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Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression.

One minute he was up, then he was down.

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city187

city187

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A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed.

Pretty ironic if you ask me

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city187

city187

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Quick travel tip for anyone planning an overseas trip by plane this summer: make sure your pilot's a Scouser - you'll never catch one of those bastards tearing up a sick note and going in to work.

city187

city187

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

lol lol

Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. ****ing typical, all the windows are boarded up and some c*nts nicked all the f**king chocolate

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

lol lol

Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. ****ing typical, all the windows are boarded up and some c*nts nicked all the f**king chocolate

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Liverpool Airport has been closed due to a 'suspicious vehicle' in the car park.

Apparently it has tax, insurance and it's radio us still there.

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Webbo

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The  Reverend John Flapps,

was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland..

One day he was walking down the High Street,

and he noticed a young lady of his congregation,

sitting in a pub drinking beer. 

The Reverend wasn't happy.

He walked through the open door of the pub,

and sat down next to the woman.

'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly.

'This is no place for a member of my congregation.

Why don't you let me take you home?'

'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar,

she began to weave  back and forth. 

 

The Reverend realized,

that she'd had far too much to drink,

and grabbed her arms to steady her.

When he did,

they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.

After rolling around for a few moments,

the Reverend wound up on top Of Mrs. Fitzgerald,

her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The pub landlord looked over and said,

'Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub.' 

 

The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said,

'But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps.'

The landlord nodded and said,

'Oh  well,

if you're that far in,

you might as well finish.'  

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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The  Reverend John Flapps,
was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland..
One day he was walking down the High Street,
and he noticed a young lady of his congregation,
sitting in a pub drinking beer. 
The Reverend wasn't happy.
He walked through the open door of the pub,
and sat down next to the woman.
'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly.
'This is no place for a member of my congregation.
Why don't you let me take you home?'
'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar,
she began to weave  back and forth. 
 
The Reverend realized,
that she'd had far too much to drink,
and grabbed her arms to steady her.
When he did,
they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few moments,
the Reverend wound up on top Of Mrs. Fitzgerald,
her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The pub landlord looked over and said,
'Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub.' 
 
The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said,
'But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps.'
The landlord nodded and said,
'Oh  well,
if you're that far in,
you might as well finish.'  

 

 

That doesn't even rhyme.

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