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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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I thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife getting pregnant...

Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.

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Parafox

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At today's special ceremony to commemorate the 70th anniversary of Hiroshima, they took a quick headcount of attending survivors and it turns out there were twice as many as expected.

 

Sick ****er.... :D  :D :D  :D  

Buce

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

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cambridgefox

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A couple of naked lesbians barged into my house today, and started wrestling my wife while she was in the bath.

I wanted to help, but I could only knock one out.

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My wife shouted upstairs, "The sun's just come out."

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

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Webbo

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It's been announced that head lice are now resistant to usual medical treatments.

 

The problem has scientists scratching their heads.

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