The joke thread

[DJ Barry Hammond]

On 07/03/2018 at 21:58, Captain... said:

 

So I propose as a substitute for Irish jokes we use Forest/Derby/Coventry fans, they’re just as funny:

 

2 Coventry fans were looking for work when the saw an advert: TREE FELLERS WANTED. The first Cov fan turns to the second and says. “It’s a shame der’s just de 2 of us”

 

 

 

Should have used Forest fans for this one.

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, ajthefox said:

Shameless .

 

My inner mod came out and I just couldn't let that slip into another exhaustive round of cheese puns!

gouda decision.

[Carl the Llama]

Knock knock

[Beliall]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

Knock knock

come in

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Beliall said:

come in

Banana

[Beliall]

4 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Banana

no thanks

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Beliall said:

no thanks

Knock knock

[Beliall]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

Knock knock

It's open

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Knock knock

O.K. I'll bite...

 

"Who's there I wonder, at this time of night?" 

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Izzy Muzzett said:

O.K. I'll bite...

 

"Who's there I wonder, at this time of night?" 

Banana

 

1 minute ago, Beliall said:

It's open

Omelette

[Beliall]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

Banana

 

Omelette

uuurggghh

[Izzy]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

Banana

 

Banana who?

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Beliall said:

uuurggghh

Omelette you finish but banana was the best joke ever.

 

Just now, Izzy Muzzett said:

Banana who?

Now you're the one asking the questions.

[Izzy]

2 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Omelette you finish but banana was the best joke ever.

 

Now you're the one asking the questions.

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, Izzy Muzzett said:

No, I think that's the problem.

[Beliall]

6 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

No, I think that's the problem.

well i had fun. theres a doorbell btw

[separator]

The wife has just kicked me out the house because of my obsession with Only Fools & Horses.

 

I'd better fetch the suitcase from the van.

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, Beliall said:

well i had fun. theres a doorbell btw

Knock knock

[Tuna]

I arranged to meet my girlfriend at the gym but she stood me up.

 

I reckon we are not going to work out.

[Beliall]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

Knock knock

****ing door hasn't stopped all night. and that doorbell was a waste of money

[Carl the Llama]

2 minutes ago, Beliall said:

****ing door hasn't stopped all night. and that doorbell was a waste of money

Tomato.

[Beliall]

Tomato? door to door? why?

[Carl the Llama]

12 minutes ago, Beliall said:

Tomato? door to door? why?

Tomato you glad I didn't say banana?

[Beliall]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Tomato you glad I didn't say banana?

****ing hell. reminds me of the uncle joke

[ajthefox]

3 hours ago, Tuna said:

I arranged to meet my girlfriend at the gym but she stood me up.

 

I reckon we are not going to work out.

Clever.