Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
 Share
Daggers

The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

Recommended Posts

Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted (edited)
31 minutes ago, Vardinio'sCat said:

 

Woosh. It is a variation that offers something to all sides, and is direct from an Irish gal, and she is allowed to play with the tradition, but any joke that needs explaining is a fail. C'est La Vie.

 

I don't think a career in stand-up beckons. I'll get my coat. :rolleyes:

 

Dude, I think @Beliall was just taking the piss :D

 

It was kinda funny but the thing about this thread is that no fvcker will tell you your jokes are funny even if they are :thumbup:

Edited by Izzy Muzzett
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Beliall

Beliall

Posted
Posted
38 minutes ago, Vardinio'sCat said:

 

Woosh. It is a variation that offers something to all sides, and is direct from an Irish gal, and she is allowed to play with the tradition, but any joke that needs explaining is a fail. C'est La Vie.

 

I don't think a career in stand-up beckons. I'll get my coat. :rolleyes::thumbup:lol

 

 

Nah mate it just wasn't funny

 

8 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Dude, I think @Beliall was just taking the piss :D

 

It was kinda funny but the thing about this thread is that no fvcker will tell you your jokes are funny even if they are :thumbup:

:thumbup:

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vardinio'sCat

Vardinio'sCat

Posted
Posted
Just now, Izzy Muzzett said:

Dude, I think @Beliall was just taking the piss :D

 

It was kinda funny but the thing about this thread is no fvcker will tell you your jokes even if they are :thumbup:

 

Thanks, I worked on shows and stuff and even ran a late night comedy club in Edinburgh over the Festival one year. My favourite was Daniel Kitson, even when he was half asleep (all the comics are knackered during the festival) he was truly brilliant.

 

I think I effectively entered the room, insulted everyone, then hoped they would laugh at a joke they might have enjoyed if I hadn't had a right old moan at the start.

 

It's all good, I did post a laugh on Beliall's reply after all. Explaining your jokes is pants. lol

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Facecloth

Facecloth

Posted
Posted
9 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Dude, I think @Beliall was just taking the piss :D

 

It was kinda funny but the thing about this thread is that no fvcker will tell you your jokes are funny even if they are :thumbup:

How would you know? :P

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Strokes

Strokes

Posted
Posted (edited)

Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists. I started dating an African girl recently. So i decided to bring her home to meet the family. The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.

Edited by Strokes
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Parafox

Parafox

Posted
Posted
21 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

It was kinda funny but the thing about this thread is that no fvcker will tell you your jokes are funny even if they are :thumbup:

That's just your perception based on the responses to your jokes. lol

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Buce

Buce

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, Parafox said:

I nearly got into an argument with a greengrocer yesterday.

 

I asked if he'd got any bananas.

 

"Would you like a bunch of Fyffes" he replied.

 

 

 

Jesus.

 

And you have the nerve to call Izzy's jokes crap...

  • Like 2
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted
13 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Genuinely don't even get how that's a joke...

:D

 

Back in the 'olden' days if you wanted to punch someone in the face you'd ask them if they wanted a 'bunch of fives' (five fingers/knuckle sandwich)

 

Fyffes are a supplier of bananas hence the greengrocer link.

 

@Parafox definitely showing his age with that one :whistle:

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

Posted
Posted
11 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

:D

 

Back in the 'olden' days if you wanted to punch someone in the face you'd ask them if they wanted a 'bunch of fives' (five fingers/knuckle sandwich)

 

Fyffes are a supplier of bananas hence the greengrocer link.

 

@Parafox definitely showing his age with that one :whistle:

Ah right I didn't know the bunch of fives thing, clearly not starting fights with the right people.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted

I wanted to wallpaper my living room so I asked my neighbour who had recently papered his living room (the same size as mine) "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?"

 

He said "Fourteen” So I bought fourteen.

 

When I finished I had six rolls unused.

 

I announced to my neighbour "Hey you! I have six rolls of wallpaper left over!"

 

He replied "Yeah, so have I”

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Strokes

Strokes

Posted
Posted
17 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I wanted to wallpaper my living room so I asked my neighbour who had recently papered his living room (the same size as mine) "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?"

 

He said "Fourteen” So I bought fourteen.

 

When I finished I had six rolls unused.

 

I announced to my neighbour "Hey you! I have six rolls of wallpaper left over!"

 

He replied "Yeah, so have I”

Did you give him a bunch of fyffes?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Beliall

Beliall

Posted
Posted
48 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I wanted to wallpaper my living room so I asked my neighbour who had recently papered his living room (the same size as mine) "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?"

 

He said "Fourteen” So I bought fourteen.

 

When I finished I had six rolls unused.

 

I announced to my neighbour "Hey you! I have six rolls of wallpaper left over!"

 

He replied "Yeah, so have I”

I'mm sure that used to be an Irish joke

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I wanted to wallpaper my living room so I asked my neighbour who had recently papered his living room (the same size as mine) "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?"

 

He said "Fourteen” So I bought fourteen.

 

When I finished I had six rolls unused.

 

I announced to my neighbour "Hey you! I have six rolls of wallpaper left over!"

 

He replied "Yeah, so have I”

 

30 minutes ago, Beliall said:

I'mm sure that used to be an Irish joke

Yeah, neighbourist!

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ajthefox

ajthefox

Posted
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Facecloth said:

Usually by me aswell lol

Shameless lol.

 

My inner mod came out and I just couldn't let that slip into another exhaustive round of cheese puns!

Edited by ajthefox
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   1 member

×
×
  • Create New...