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The joke thread

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Parafox

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On ‎20‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 11:20, Wortho said:

My friend asked me what I thought of voluntary work. I said I wouldn't do it if you paid me.

Mate, you've got some way to go to beat izzymuzzets contributions.

 

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On ‎20‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 11:04, Wortho said:

This bloke said to me "I once got my dog to retrieve a stick from 100 miles away." I said "That’s a bit far-fetched."

 

On ‎15‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 21:04, Costock_Fox said:

Phwooooar.

 

On ‎20‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 11:20, Wortho said:

My friend asked me what I thought of voluntary work. I said I wouldn't do it if you paid me.

As above

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6 minutes ago, AlloverthefloorYesNdidi said:

So want to open a Michael Jackson is innocent thread, but feel like it would get closed

 

All the info is on the net anyway. The guy didnt do it

 

(Not a joke)

 

Open a thread and give us your evidence.  

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50 minutes ago, browniefox said:

Just playing devils advocate but where is the "evidence" that he did do it? I'm pretty sure law states innocent until proven guilty. 

On the other hand, where's the evidence that these accusers are lying?

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On 23/03/2019 at 17:11, AlloverthefloorYesNdidi said:

So want to open a Michael Jackson is innocent thread, but feel like it would get closed

 

All the info is on the net anyway. The guy didnt do it

 

(Not a joke)

He told a child to spread their cheeks, slept with multiple children and showered with them, which he admitted to

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10 minutes ago, H.a.r.r.y said:

He told a child to spread their cheeks, slept with multiple children and showered with them, which he admitted to

Started a whole thread about this which got deleted.

 

Basically, I watched the documentary, found it compelling, then looked up the facts of the matter online and its on record, court documents, the lot, its (the documentary, and all other historical allegations) mostly demonstrably bollocks.

 

(FBI investigated him for 10 years. They found nothing. They have about an 85% conviction rate or something. That alone should be enough to make you curious about the other side of the story)

 

No point in having a discussion on here, if you're really interested, please do look up the other side of the story. Start with a youtube guy called razorfist, michael jackson rebuttal videos

 

Its fine if you think otherwise. Thats just my opinion

 

Forgive me for being brisk, was basically called a paedo by one guy on here for just suggesting MJ appears innocent based on the information that is easily found online if one wants to look for it

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11 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Never thought I'd say this, but could @Izzy please save this thread with some of his naff jokes?

 

11 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

These jokes are shit. Bring back @Izzy

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Izzy

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O.K, you asked for it :D

 

One day Jane walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had recently won in the casino.

 

Jane walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for £850,000. The cashier insisted on verifying such a large amount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to take a look. The bank manager, curious as how Jane came to have so much money, started asking some questions.

 

“How did you get so much money?”

 

“Well”, she replies, “I’m a bit of a gambler.”

 

“Oh, really…” the manager replied, and started to give Jane a lecture about the evils of gambling.


“No, really, it’s a lot of fun!” insisted Jane, “for example, I'll bet you £10,000 that your balls are square!”

 

The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it through, thought that there was no way he could lose the bet. So they shook hands and went out into the car park so Jane could check his balls. Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit.

 

“This is my solicitor,” said Jane. “He’s here to make sure everything is legit.”

 

“OK” said the bank manager, so Jane stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good old feel.

 

“You’re right, they’re not square!”, she declared.

 

The manager smiled and looked over to the solicitor, who at this point was banging his head on the car and appeared extremely frustrated.

 

Confused, the manager asked Jane, “What’s wrong with your solicitor?”

 

“Oh, I bet him £100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in 30 minutes or less…”

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