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It is believed that Brendan Rodgers's SPFL, Scottish Cup and Scottish League Cup medals are amongst the items stolen from his home in Glasgow. Police fear that the thieves may be planning on melting the medals down and selling them back to Cadburys

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I just pulled up in the driveway to see some thieving bastard run out of our back door and jump over the fence.

 

The missus must have put up a bloody good fight, though - she was half-naked, drenched in sweat and could barely walk.

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"I'm sorry, " said the doctor when my wife had her scan, "your child will be slow in development and may well grow up to have criminal tendencies. "

"Is there anything we can do? " We both asked.

"Yes, " replied the doctor, "move away from Liverpool. "

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8 hours ago, Wortho said:

I'm going to watch the World Origami Championship on TV tonight. It's on paper view.

I wanted to give you a rep point. The joke nearly creased me but I just folded.

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