Safehouse.

[I am Rod Hull]

You bollox! Get out fook out. Get the fook out now! 

 

Calm down and put my slippers in the microwave (20 secs on med high), there`s a jammy dodger in it for you.

[pSinatra]

I've put the heating on.

 

Should be nice & toasty in about 45 minutes.

[Frost]

Its not safe out there.

 

Help.

[Rincewind]

Bit premature aren't we?

[Carl the Llama]

*Knock knock*  Oh hi, do you have a minute to talk about the beginning of our capitulation?

[ozleicester]

This place has really been let go.. is anyone here?

 

[Finnaldo]

This place has really been let go.. is anyone here?

cuddly ken is in the corner, in a rocking chair, staring blankly at a wall. But he's not defeated. We have to lose one day. And when that day comes, ken will emerge to tell us all how Pearson was tactically inept all along, even though we're 3 points off promotion.

[ozleicester]

[Collymore]

Just don't go in the loft!

 

[Smudge]

Worse mate. The gin ran out last night. I didn't know it was the last bottle. The beer just ran out too.

Thank god for wine. There is probably a (roman?) god of wine. Winio? Grapio?

Bacchus 

 

[Vacamion]

The inside of the safehouse, right now:

 

[Rincewind]

The tea lady's job is in jeopardy. Already on short time.

[Fox92]

We gotta get out of this place! There is a better place for me and you.

[AoWW]

Bugger off the lot of you, it's nice and peaceful in here at the moment. 

 

[Rincewind]

The tea ladies are revolting.

[Trav Le Bleu]

No one was in here last night? I didn't get home until midnight, but it seems I missed some prolific fallout. So now it's the morning after the night before.

 

How about I make everyone a nice cup of tea?

[Rincewind]

With a bottle of whiskey in?

[Collymore]

I've emptied the fridge, turned the central heating off and turned the water mains off. Can someone please come back and turns things on and restock in August? 

[sphericalfox]

I've emptied the fridge, turned the central heating off and turned the water mains off. Can someone please come back and turns things on and restock in August? 

This is my summer house! 

[Rincewind]

Is the building listed?  I wouldn't want it to become derelict. It could be turned into an hostel for the homeless seeing has the City council has seen it fit to close the majority of them.

[ozleicester]

See what happens when you dont look after the place..

 

 

[Rincewind]

Bugger off the lot of you, it's nice and peaceful in here at the moment. 

 

You do know you are over occupying and there will be a 50% charge?

[Trav Le Bleu]

See what happens when you dont look after the place..

 

 

 

No, that's what happens when you let AoWW in.

 

 

 

Erm... can I have a safehouse within the safehouse please?

[MooseBreath]

This place has already been occupied by the homeless. You can tell from all the rough drafts of CVs and cover letters in the waste paper basket along with a day planner on the white board outlining a busy schedule of job hunting and other evidence consistent with people trying their hardest to get out of a bad situation. I assume the beer cans, syringes and fecal matter on the floor must have been left by an immoral employed person.

Edited 30 March 2014 by MooseBreath

[Nick]

This place has already been occupied by the homeless. You can tell from all the rough drafts of CVs and cover letters in the waste paper basket along with a day planner on the white board outlining a busy schedule of job hunting and other evidence consistent with people trying their hardest to get out of a bad situation. I assume the beer cans, syringes and fecal matter on the floor must have been left by an immoral employed person.

 

Have you not heard the rule about using stereotypes in the safe-house?