What grinds my gears...

[Ian Nacho]

The fact most trousers come in two inch increments. One size is too small and one size up is too baggy. 

[StanSP]

13 minutes ago, Ian Nacho said:

The fact most trousers come in two inch increments. One size is too small and one size up is too baggy. 

Have you heard of belts? 

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 hour ago, Ian Nacho said:

The fact most trousers come in two inch increments. One size is too small and one size up is too baggy. 

I attribute GAP's fall from grace entirely to them stopping doing 33" waists in my leg length

[Free Falling Foxes]

Light bulbs.

Few years ago the only decision you needed to make was 60w, 100w or 150w.  Now, you need a degree in electrical engineering to figure out what you need.

Bayonet, ES, SES, 240v, 12v, MR10,  MR25, ................ arghhhhhh!

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

If I'd noticed him even trying to do one of me I'd have emptied his pencil case on to the floor and pushed him over as he tried to pick the pens up.

 

You don't need them to actually do one as they all look the same anyway. Oh look, massive teeth, nose and ears, driving a tiny car/kicking a tiny football/holding a tiny glass of champagne.

 

They gave him money for that, unbelievable

Didnt see him drawing a giant bellend by chance?

[Carl the Llama]

Sitting on the high street eating a foot-long sausage (contain yourselves) and there's this busker with his electric violin and a boombox playing the same 2/3 minute loop of music on repeat, it's been at least 4 repetitions since I've been sat here.

[Bellend Sebastian]

6 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Didnt see him drawing a giant bellend by chance?

At least if he'd done that I'd have laughed, child that I am

[Jattdogg]

14 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Sitting on the high street eating a foot-long sausage (contain yourselves) and there's this busker with his electric violin and a boombox playing the same 2/3 minute loop of music on repeat, it's been at least 4 repetitions since I've been sat here.

Can't contain...must make a comment....

 

 

What i took away from this was that you would do well in porn with the amount of mouth to sausage time you seem to have. Well done.

 

So childish jattdogg, grow up will ya. I am sorry, off work this week and nothing to do but play with my own sausage lol.

 

You should tell him he is messing up your well earned foot long sausage eating moment and that he owes you £5 in damages. 

 

 

[Carl the Llama]

3 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Can't contain...must make a comment....

 

 

What i took away from this was that you would do well in porn with the amount of mouth to sausage time you seem to have. Well done.

 

So childish jattdogg, grow up will ya. I am sorry, off work this week and nothing to do but play with my own sausage lol.

 

You should tell him he is messing up your well earned foot long sausage eating moment and that he owes you £5 in damages. 

 

 

I guess it depends on what you like in your porn, I'd have thought the ability to gobble it down in one go would be more sought after but perhaps there's a niche I can carve out amongst the fans of a more flirtatious nibble.

[Corky]

I'm sorry, I know we were all that age once and all that etc but teenage kids are the most irritating public transport users. Screeching at each other when sat next to each other, banging seats, leaping on each other- JUST SIT DOWN AND KEEP THE FVCKING NOISE DOWN

[Tim'llFixIt]

People who moan about fireworks ... Sorry but lets be honest here there's so many causes to get passionate about kids in our city living off food Bank handouts for starters yet the public outrage over a firework is top priority, some of the speeches I've read on social media regarding it are worthy of fvcking Churchill 

[Beliall]

14 minutes ago, Tim'llFixIt said:

People who moan about fireworks ... Sorry but lets be honest here there's so many causes to get passionate about kids in our city living off food Bank handouts for starters yet the public outrage over a firework is top priority, some of the speeches I've read on social media regarding it are worthy of fvcking Churchill 

you can be upset by both, they're not mutually exclusive

[Tim'llFixIt]

Just now, Beliall said:

you can be upset by both, they're not mutuality exclusive

It's the lack of perspective that's irritating, people accept that poverty is part and parcel of the daily life of many children, yet are unwilling to accept that people enjoy fireworks twice a year for a week or so

[Buce]

15 minutes ago, Tim'llFixIt said:

It's the lack of perspective that's irritating, people accept that poverty is part and parcel of the daily life of many children, yet are unwilling to accept that people enjoy fireworks twice a year for a week or so

 

But it's not just a week or so; with the overlap between Diwali and Bonfire Night, my cat has spent the last two weeks under my bed trembling with fear.

 

It'll be the same again at New Year, or any time somebody has a birthday/wedding/engagement/barbeque.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

But it's not just a week or so; with the overlap between Diwali and Bonfire Night, my cat has spent the last two weeks under my bed trembling with fear.

 

It'll be the same again at New Year, or any time somebody has a birthday/wedding/engagement/barbeque.

It's the airing cupboard for my cat.

[Innovindil]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

But it's not just a week or so; with the overlap between Diwali and Bonfire Night, my cat has spent the last two weeks under my bed trembling with fear.

 

It'll be the same again at New Year, or any time somebody has a birthday/wedding/engagement/barbeque.

I just really don't understand why we can't just have fireworks without the ridiculous KABOOMS. No one would give a shit if they just looked pretty surely.

[Strokes]

4 minutes ago, Innovindil said:

I just really don't understand why we can't just have fireworks without the ridiculous KABOOMS. No one would give a shit if they just looked pretty surely.

Exactly this, why do they need to go so loud? My dog is fine and I don’t have cats. But I’ve seen the effects as I’ve had my dads dog stay recently as he is unwell and it’s heartbreaking. The poor sod is petrified and thinks I’ve bourght him too Iraq for the month.

one or two days fine but this has been going on since the end of October now.

[StanSP]

This vile woman. 

I don't know what career she'd have to make anything like this okay but almost seems worse she's a primary school teacher?! 

 

Not for one second saying she acts like this to kids but it's hardly setting a great example seeing how she treats animals who dare to not step in the right direction... 

 

 

[LiberalFox]

I'd be more worried for her husband. 

[oakman]

Black bin bags. Even the heavy duty ones seem to have the tensile strength of wet tissue paper nowadays.

[LiberalFox]

On 08/11/2021 at 21:17, Strokes said:

Exactly this, why do they need to go so loud? My dog is fine and I don’t have cats. But I’ve seen the effects as I’ve had my dads dog stay recently as he is unwell and it’s heartbreaking. The poor sod is petrified and thinks I’ve bourght him too Iraq for the month.

one or two days fine but this has been going on since the end of October now.

Was thinking about this earlier. Would seem like a logical step to lower the decibel level of fireworks for household use. 

[Izzy]

49 minutes ago, oakman said:

Black bin bags. Even the heavy duty ones seem to have the tensile strength of wet tissue paper nowadays.

You want ASDA for black bin bags mate

 

 

[The Bear]

..................."covered in piss".

[Guest Manini]

“You’ll be in toilets next, snorting bloody Cecil” 

Edited 10 November 2021 by Manini

[AyewJoking]

Went to a Caribbean/African foodstore today, bought 4 reasonably large sweet potatoes.

£9.34

WTF??