Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 My first attempt. Stranger: hi You: carlton palmer, hi You: where do you reside? Stranger: in URANES Stranger: OOPD Stranger: KALVFCASV Stranger: NEWJFnedlsxcas You: Get that stalk down disabled Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You: my names Nussul, can I have your MSN please? Stranger: no, sorry. You: this always happens to me Stranger: Noone gives out their msn, sorry You: not to Nussul, no Stranger: We can chat on here though! You: Albert gets pics of hot Dutch girls. Nussul never gets anything You: its a crying shame really Stranger: Then pretend youre albert Your conversational partner has disconnected. Howling
Fox92 Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Just got sent this pic by an 19 year old from Bournemouth! http://imgur.com/z3oJH.jpg But I wouldn't have put her down for 19.
kingfox Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Ahhh good old Omegle, went on there a while back. Girl had One Direction posters in the room. I said to her you a fan of Justin Bieber, she said yes, but I'm just in my sisters room let me move, so she kindly took her laptop into her room, and sat on her bed surrounded by posters of Justin Bieber, I said sorry I prefer One Direction can you go back, then she disconnected.
Unabomber Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Bloody hell this thread. I'm dying at this for some reason, tears. I can't even remember this.
Unabomber Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: you're not the penis-guy are you? You: no? You: you a hot babe? Stranger: not really Stranger: I guess if I talked my dick between my legs and shaved my beard I'd be kinda hot Stranger: I'ma guy Stranger: you? You: you can talk to your dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
Mark_w Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Ahhh good old Omegle, went on there a while back. Girl had One Direction posters in the room. I said to her you a fan of Justin Bieber, she said yes, but I'm just in my sisters room let me move, so she kindly took her laptop into her room, and sat on her bed surrounded by posters of Justin Bieber, I said sorry I prefer One Direction can you go back, then she disconnected. What did Dion Dublin make of all of this?
kingfox Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 What did Dion Dublin make of all of this? Still don't believe me, that two of his brothers leave on the same street as me do you. I also had Matt Dawson park his car on my front drive one time. But nevermind.
Stadt Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 Still don't believe me, that two of his brothers leave on the same street as me do you. I also had Matt Dawson park his car on my front drive one time. But nevermind. I'm not surprised they left
kingfox Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 I'm not surprised they left Known them since I was about 5, but it's your choice whether to believe me or not.
StanSP Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 Known them since I was about 5, but it's your choice whether to believe me or not. Get him to invite you on an episode on Question of Sport then we'll start to believe.
kingfox Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 Get him to invite you on an episode on Question of Sport then we'll start to believe. Might have to resort to print screening my facebook at this rate.
MPH Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 Matt Dawson is someones claim to fame? No actually just his car...
Corky Posted 8 June 2014 Posted 8 June 2014 Ahhh good old Omegle, went on there a while back. Girl had One Direction posters in the room. I said to her you a fan of Justin Bieber, she said yes, but I'm just in my sisters room let me move, so she kindly took her laptop into her room, and sat on her bed surrounded by posters of Justin Bieber, I said sorry I prefer One Direction can you go back, then she disconnected. That was probably just a wet dream.
Samilktray Posted 21 February 2015 Posted 21 February 2015 Stranger: a man with one watch Stranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. This thread makes for tremendous reading, and also I always thought Una was a reasonably new poster But apparently not.
Unabomber Posted 21 February 2015 Posted 21 February 2015 This thread makes for tremendous reading, and also I always thought Una was a reasonably new poster But apparently not.I thought I was too till I see threads like this with me making an appearance.
Samilktray Posted 21 February 2015 Posted 21 February 2015 I thought I was too till I see threads like this with me making an appearance.I had to double take but it were actually you posting in here
longman Posted 11 January 2017 Posted 11 January 2017 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m You: where are you from? I'm from UK Stranger: usa Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: age You: 31 Stranger: 25 me Stranger: let's get dirty Stranger: u wana You: how ....
VLC86 Posted 11 January 2017 Posted 11 January 2017 1 hour ago, longman said: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m You: where are you from? I'm from UK Stranger: usa Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: age You: 31 Stranger: 25 me Stranger: let's get dirty Stranger: u wana You: how .... He offered to shit on you didn't he.
bovril Posted 11 January 2017 Posted 11 January 2017 You: hey Stranger: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: f Stranger: u should kik me Stranger: LoveaAmidon You: what will happen if I do that? This is great, going to be doing this all evening.
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