Royal Wedding.

[Matt]

Bloody hell, Does Kate want another car for the rest of her dress?!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Any nip slips yet?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Love the way that they've remixed the hymn for the occasion.

[sven-your-smiling]

how long does she want the bloddy dress. nice to wiliams bald patch starting

[Trav Le Bleu]

So, no preamble, straight on with it?

Even you're lowest of the low gets some preamble on the sanctity of marriage and what nice people they are from the priest.

The Queen should ask for her money back!

Or does she have to pay? It's her church after all.

[Babylon]

Is it the oscars? All they talk about are the ****ing dresses, also can someone explain why fern cotton and the presenters from watchdog are on it?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Is it the oscars? All they talk about are the ****ing dresses, also can someone explain why fern cotton and the presenters from watchdog are on it?

For Kiddie Kudos!

[Fox You Forest]

Her sister ain't bad either.

[Corky]

It's these sorta days that make ya praad to be British.

[The Year Of The Fox]

English corky

[sdb]

Hope Will's phone doesn't go off.

[Fox You Forest]

Who are those three blondes about five rows back.

Sod it, I've heard enough, beer o clock.

[Itsthejoeker]

They look bored to death.

[Larry_LCFC]

at the fox news homepage:

Archbishop proclaims Prince Harry and his bride Kate Middleton husband and wife during star-studded ceremony at London's Westminster Abbey.

Someone is going to get the sack

[BlueSi13]

Didn't really know where else to post this so stuck it here cos on the page the Royal Wedding is mentioned, but i never really knew we were hated so much by the Scottish!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Im-Not-British-I-AM-SCOTTISH-/115954325102226

Just taken a quick look and there's an English version of this group...however not a single person on there has mentioned Scotland (a lot of anti-EU stuff though) whilst everybody in the Scottish group feels they have to make a derogatory statement about England somehow...its been known for generations that the only thing the Scottish do better than anybody else is inferiority complexes.

By the way, up the Federal Great British Republic and down with kings and queens

[Benji]

When's the Wedding start?

So far I've sat through an hour of the Church publicising itself.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

It was half time of the AFL so i did a check of the other channels and it is being shown on 12 other channels at least

[acooling08]

When's the Wedding start?

So far I've sat through an hour of the Church publicising itself.

The wedding has already happened (at around 11.15)

[Benji]

The wedding has already happened (at around 11.15)

So that's what that was.

[broughtonblue]

This is what puts the Great in 'Britain' fantastic day. Proud to be British

[Samilktray]

Boring as fuck.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

This is what puts the Great in 'Britain' fantastic day. Proud to be British

This is a piss take surely?

[purpleronnie]

This is a piss take surely?

Its called history and tradition, you wouldn't understand.

[Samilktray]

Seeing 2 strangers get married didnt make me feel anymore British. Just made me want to get a cup of coffee.

[ajthefox]

fooking sick of this bollocks, it's unavoidable.

I just got up and got my homepage open and on the main news stories of the day, instead of different articles and stuff it's got about 5 or 6 things just Wills and kate

One of the 'stories' was 'Wills makes joke at altar' omfgzzzzzzzzzzzzz who gives a ****.

Oh and there's a fooking message board of stuff morons have sent in on text or e-mail.

My favourites were 'I'm so proud of you both' and 'you're meant for each other' - Oh fvck off, you make it sound like you know them you sad, pathetic people.