roblcfc84 Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 I think people overlook the importance of the Yak's ass. Defenders are instantly at a disadvantage because they have to run a couple of yards round it before they can even see the ball. Watch how he uses it as a defensive buffer and an offensive battering ram in games. One ref even gave a free-kick against the Yak and pointed at his ass as a reason. Maybe this is why yak didn't sign, incase he had cox and goodwillie playing just behind him. Last year the Yak's massive, great behind was an ass-et to us.
Leicester_Loyal Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 For ****s sake 98 pages and 2000 posts of nothing. 2001... No wait, 2002...
stourbridgefox Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Possibly the gayest post ever on FoxesTalk... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm man enough to admit I admire Yak's ass. But I'm actually serious. I've never noticed a player utilise his ass to such good effect. He can virtually imprison an opposition defender between his butt-cheeks! If he comes...watch his ass and you will see what I mean!
Dr The Singh Posted 19 August 2011 Posted 19 August 2011 Possibly the gayest post ever on FoxesTalk... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm man enough to admit I admire Yak's ass. But I'm actually serious. I've never noticed a player utilise his ass to such good effect. If he comes...watch his ass and you will see what I mean! His bum cheeks are amazing, you could easily park a muddy fox mountain bike in em!!
Sooper Steve's shin Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 Beckford starting for Everton today, Saha and Anichebe on the bench. Yak not in the squad.
sphericalfox Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 interesting...Yakubu doesn't play today...not on the bench...is he injured or can we jump to pointless conclusions?
Guest Col city fan Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 interesting...Yakubu doesn't play today...not on the bench...is he injured or can we jump to pointless conclusions? or can we jump to pointless conclusions yes..
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 We need him - we can't score for toff... oh...
sphericalfox Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 We still need a striker, I'm not jumping to conclusions just seems odd that's all that he didn't even make the bench
blueredswed Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 The Yak will score if you feed him! And I will come back :scarf:
Raw Dykes Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 We need him - we can't score for toff... oh... Haha! I think I read a different joke to the one you intended. At first, I thought you meant, "We can get Yakubu, because he can't score for Toffees." Not a bad unintentional joke, either way. I'm sure one of the redtops have used that headline at some point.
Howard9 Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 Alot of everton fans saying on twitter than Moyes is open to offers for Rodwell, Bilyatedinov, Beckford AND yakubu.... so.... do we stick in bids for both beckford and yakubu and make them bids the poorer everton CARNT decline
Howard9 Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Everton-prepared-to-sell-Jack-Rodwell-Jermaine-Beckford-Joseph-Yobo-Yakubu-article788215.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
lcfc_jme Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 S'alright, we need a striker. But, y'know, fvck Yakubu the lazy willy puller with his 1 in 2 goal ratio for us. Not worth it. Dickhead.
Narborough_fox Posted 20 August 2011 Posted 20 August 2011 http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Everton-prepared-to-sell-Jack-Rodwell-Jermaine-Beckford-Joseph-Yobo-Yakubu-article788215.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Fourth_Official Fourth Official Another non-story by 'The Mirror' about who's for sale at Everton, Yobo has gone, file it with the "Banks demand Jagielka sale" under shite
Jaspa Posted 21 August 2011 Posted 21 August 2011 Anyone remember the Biliyedinov(?) rumours last Jan? Could also have substance
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 21 August 2011 Posted 21 August 2011 we need to sign someone to help up front and quick IMO
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