Cameron to unveil online porn curb

[Zingari]

It must have some affect on a generation of men's crafty/logical part of the brain. I mean you can put 5000 porn videos on a tiny USB and thats it, but how would you go about hiding 5000 magazines and VHS cassettes. We must be getting less sneaky as a result surely.

That's an easy one . 

Most women don't like going up into the attic , especially if every time you go up there you complain about how big the spiders are  up there  or if you say you think you can hear mice scratching about or something.

[21st Century Fox]

 

That's an easy one . 

Most women don't like going up into the attic , especially if every time you go up there you complain about how big the spiders are  up there  or if you say you think you can hear mice scratching about or something.

 

 

See what I mean, old school ingenuity 

[Alf Bentley]

It must have some affect on a generation of men's crafty/logical part of the brain. I mean you can put 5000 porn videos on a tiny USB and thats it, but how would you go about hiding 5000 magazines and VHS cassettes. We must be getting less sneaky as a result surely.

 

As a sneaky, pre-internet old-timer (played by Walter Brennan in the movie), back in the 70s I used to nick copies of "Knave" (far better than Mayfair or Penthouse) from my paper round. Funny enough, the bloke who'd ordered them never complained about their non-delivery. Probably too embarrassed, another sign of the times.

 

To avoid parental detection, my brother hid his mags under his wardrobe, was found out and shamed before the family. I used to hide mine in a cowshed up the road and was never discovered - you can always tell a sneaky old-timer. I should add that the porn never led me to interfere with any cows. 

 

Youngsters these days don't know they're born!

[Smudge]

no I don't remember that one , i remember there was a second hand record shop ( Browns) and someone told me they had under the counter stuff 

He was on Southgate Street opposite the Midland Red garage, maybe before your time. He then moved to the bottom of Narborough Rd by the railway bridge. Although much more convenient when staying with my grandparents, it was a bit dodgy wondering if my Nan would catch me window shopping.

[21st Century Fox]

As a sneaky, pre-internet old-timer (played by Walter Brennan in the movie), back in the 70s I used to nick copies of "Knave" (far better than Mayfair or Penthouse) from my paper round. Funny enough, the bloke who'd ordered them never complained about their non-delivery. Probably too embarrassed, another sign of the times.

 

To avoid parental detection, my brother hid his mags under his wardrobe, was found out and shamed before the family. I used to hide mine in a cowshed up the road and was never discovered - you can always tell a sneaky old-timer. I should add that the porn never led me to interfere with any cows. 

 

Youngsters these days don't know they're born!

 

But does the smell of cow shit now trigger arousal?

[Mike Oxlong]

Shit! Even in built up heels I'm too small too reach the top shelf at the newsagents. Fvckin embarrassing asking me mam to pass down me edition of GILFS Monthly

[Zingari]

Shit! Even in built up heels I'm too small too reach the top shelf at the newsagents. Fvckin embarrassing asking me mam to pass down me edition of GILFS Monthly

you look like you've got the equipment to point at the one you want 

[Alf Bentley]

But does the smell of cow shit now trigger arousal?

 

Where's TheBigJohnSteader when you need him....or has he hacked your account?

[Vlad the Fox]

we sometimes used to work in pairs. One of us would go in the local newsagent and quickly drop a copy of razzle or knave into the mercury and leave, the other would quickly go in and pick up the mercury and make the purchase all innocent if found out.

[21st Century Fox]

Where's TheBigJohnSteader when you need him....or has he hacked your account?

 

 

I remember listening (it was an audiobook) to a book by a comedian called Jim Norton, who chronicled his fetishes and escapades and he mentioned how he used to sneak off and crack one out in an abandoned house in his neighbourhood when he was younger. Only thing is it was also used as a tramp toilet and stank of human shit, then later on in life he realised he got off on the smell of shit (probably through association with his early sexual gratification) and ended up paying hookers to shit oh his chest 

 

I'm not insinuating that you pay cows to shit on you.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

DOES HE WANT TO GET RE-ELECTED WHAT IS THIS **** MY LIFE

[Corky]

Is it just me.

 

Or is Leicesterpool getting really worked up about this

 

You've got the girls by the river and the blokes over the road as alternatives.

 

He might not have that,

[OzFox]

It must have some affect on a generation of men's crafty/logical part of the brain. I mean you can put 5000 porn videos on a tiny USB and thats it, but how would you go about hiding 5000 magazines and VHS cassettes. We must be getting less sneaky as a result surely.

 

Kept my mags in the car under the spare wheel in the boot. Thought I was dead clever.

 

Then one day I put the car in for a service. Went to pick it up, paid the bill and as I was was walking away the mechanic said with a big smirk  "Oh by the way, we had to change a tyre"

[Mike Oxlong]

you look like you've got the equipment to point at the one you want

Haha, yeah. Can be a bit embarrassing but not as embarrassing as for my mate who made the cute girl behind the counter blush when he asked her for a copy of G-GILF Monthly.

She wasn't to know that the poor fella has a s-stammer.

[kingfox]

You've got the girls by the river and the blokes over the road as alternatives.

 

He might not have that,

 

 

[Alf Bentley]

 

I'm not insinuating that you pay cows to shit on you.

 

I'll resist the temptation to make a bitter and sexist retort to that comment!

 

All this makes me see Pancake Day in quite a different, less innocent light...

[Zingari]

I always used to skip straight to the "Reader's Wives" section.

 

Some of those old Polaroid shots of plain old biddies sprawled across the washing machine or kitchen table could be strangely erotic 

[Leicesterpool]

I remember when i was younger i used to stay up late to watch the adult channels and sometimes i taped them , Also remember once i bought a nuts magazine I used to hide under my bed, however once i went away on a footy trip for the whole weekend i came back to find i had a new bed! Of course i never dare asked my mam where she put it! Plus my poor dad got caught with a nuts magazine in his bag and she forced him to throw it in the bin!   the good old days

[Kitchandro]

I remember when i was younger i used to stay up late to watch the adult channels and sometimes i taped them , Also remember once i bought a nuts magazine I used to hide under my bed, however once i went away on a footy trip for the whole weekend i came back to find i had a new bed! Of course i never dare asked my mam where she put it! Plus my poor dad got caught with a nuts magazine in his bag and she forced him to throw it in the bin!   the good old days

 

Yes the good old days of 2012

[Vlad the Fox]

My mate knew he'd been rumbled by his mum when he came home from holiday and found his magazines in volume and number order at the bottom of his wardrobe.

[FoxesAreBlue]

When my brother was 13 me and my mum were cleaning his room and found a load of pictures he'd cut out of pornos and page 3.

My mum wanted to keep schtum and put them back so he wouldn't think that we knew. Obviously I had a better idea....

That night we were having a BBQ and so I blue tacked his pictures so that they hung off of the edge of the shelves in the kitchen cupboard's.

Waited until every one was in there and after the dirty little bigger had been in the room for 5 minutes asked him to get the sauce out.

When he opened the cupboard and his pages of filth came sliding out his reaction was priceless. She turned around screaming that they wernt his - then realised the hole he had dug himself when I pointed out that nobody said that they were but I think we all know where it came from now!

One day he will pay me back for that.

[Danizen]

[Wymsey]

It's a step in the right direction, but I sense a few loopholes might appear with Cameron's plans on this subject.

[Danizen]

It's a step in the right direction, but I sense a few loopholes might appear with Cameron's plans on this subject.

It's a step towards censorship on the internet. The Government can get to ****.

[Kitchandro]

It's a step in the right direction, but I sense a few loopholes might appear with Cameron's plans on this subject.

 

How is it a step in the right direction?